Members gotboostvr Posted February 21, 2007 Members Share Posted February 21, 2007 we rock-out and playthrash in evey wayanyone whos a cock,{censored} YOU!we bring TEH RAWK! PFC GotBoostVR, reporting for duty SIR! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dimmypage Posted February 21, 2007 Members Share Posted February 21, 2007 :thu: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mazi Bee Posted February 21, 2007 Author Members Share Posted February 21, 2007 we rock-out and play thrash in evey way anyone whos a cock, {censored} YOU! we bring TEH RAWK! PFC GotBoostVR, reporting for duty SIR! ROCK ON GotBoostVR! Your help will go a long way towards achieving our goal of GLOBAL ROCK N ROLL DOMINATION! Here are your stripes, wear them PROUD AND LOUD!ROCK ON- Mazi Bee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members machine gunner Posted February 21, 2007 Members Share Posted February 21, 2007 :eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members studdhuss Posted February 27, 2007 Members Share Posted February 27, 2007 Inject The VenomI Pledge Allegiance to the Mazi Bee MilitiaTo stand strong For the masses and continue toOpen my Rockin' Windows and plow through neighborhoods so that everyone can hear the Strength of the almighty Power Chord.No Mercy for the bad if they want itNo Mercy for the bad if they pleaV-E-N-O-M Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mazi Bee Posted February 27, 2007 Author Members Share Posted February 27, 2007 Inject The Venom I Pledge Allegiance to the Mazi Bee Militia To stand strong For the masses and continue to Open my Rockin' Windows and plow through neighborhoods so that everyone can hear the Strength of the almighty Power Chord. No Mercy for the bad if they want it No Mercy for the bad if they plea V-E-N-O-M ROCK ON studdhuss! Your first mission is to go forth and KICK ASS and ROCK HARDER THAN you EVER have BEFORE!!Here are your stripes, wear them PROUD AND LOUD!ROCK ON- Mazi Bee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Heretic Posted March 9, 2007 Members Share Posted March 9, 2007 This became my country's "song" of the year Rock n' Roll is in such an abysmal state and the bleeding has to stop! Accept my allegiance and my guitars and I are at your disposal! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members parrotheada1a Posted March 10, 2007 Members Share Posted March 10, 2007 This silly tune became my country's "song" of the year Rock n' Roll is in such an abysmal state and the bleeding has to stop! Accept my allegiance and my guitars and I are at your disposal! Jeez.......I couldn't watch more than 30 seconds or so....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitarjedi33 Posted March 24, 2007 Members Share Posted March 24, 2007 HEY!!! can i join???? huh? huh? huh?? i promise to rock so damn hard that i piss pebbles!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Brian Krashpad Posted March 24, 2007 Members Share Posted March 24, 2007 Heretic and Jedi: Mazi is out on an important Mission to Save ROCK and will be by shortly to officially give you your stripes! I have provisionally accepted your allegiance and you will temporarily be attached to the Militia pending stripage. BK Kommandant, Punk Rock Expeditionary Force Mazi Bee Militia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ej Posted March 25, 2007 Members Share Posted March 25, 2007 colonel mazi bee, may i join the ranks of the proud, the true, the rockers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members the new guy Posted March 27, 2007 Members Share Posted March 27, 2007 how does one get into this outfit ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitarjedi33 Posted April 2, 2007 Members Share Posted April 2, 2007 i'm dying with anticipation!!! come on mazi!!! i wanna help save rock too!! you still mad about those thong pics i posted?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Kuhnfyoozed Posted April 4, 2007 Members Share Posted April 4, 2007 Like I've always said, "If you're gonna rock out, might as well have an entire army rocking out with you." Or maybe I always say something else, I'm not sure...anyway, add me to the list PS: Does bringing the funk count as rocking? 'Cause if it does, then I rock twice as hard! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BillyCorgan Posted April 4, 2007 Members Share Posted April 4, 2007 We should make a Ballsack Brigade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members notamachine Posted April 4, 2007 Members Share Posted April 4, 2007 Rock Will Save You. We Must Save Rock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mazi Bee Posted April 4, 2007 Author Members Share Posted April 4, 2007 Rock Will Save You. We Must Save Rock. We need all the help we can get to make the world SAFE for ROCK N ROLL and to achieve our goal of GLOBAL ROCK AND ROLL DOMINATION! All your names will be added to the list, and your first mission is to go forth and COMMIT RANDOM ACTS OF ROCK and KICK ASS AT ALL TIMES!! Here are your stripes, wear them PROUD AND LOUD! ROCK ON - Mazi Bee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mazi Bee Posted April 4, 2007 Author Members Share Posted April 4, 2007 Heretic and Jedi: Mazi is out on an important Mission to Save ROCK and will be by shortly to officially give you your stripes! I have provisionally accepted your allegiance and you will temporarily be attached to the Militia pending stripage. BK Kommandant, Punk Rock Expeditionary Force Mazi Bee Militia BK, as always, my greatest thanks to you for setting the ASS KICKING, HARD ROCKING bar as high as you do, and for always being there for the MBM. ROCK ON MB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Brian Krashpad Posted April 4, 2007 Members Share Posted April 4, 2007 BK, as always, my greatest thanks to you for setting the ASS KICKING, HARD ROCKING bar as high as you do, and for always being there for the MBM. ROCK ON MB No worries sir! As Ben Franklin reportedly said, "If we don't hang together than we will surely all hang separately!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BuddyRockefella Posted April 6, 2007 Members Share Posted April 6, 2007 Can I join too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Brian Krashpad Posted April 6, 2007 Members Share Posted April 6, 2007 Can I join too?Well, that sig line about "Rock N' Roll for life" certainly looks promising! As is so often the case I believe Mazi is out in the HINTERLANDS saving THE WORLD for ROCK AND ROLL, because THAT is how Mazi ROLLS.I myself am in rest and recuperation mode after a MISSION just last night, where it appeared I was the ONLY PERSON IN THE BAR who knew that "Pirate Love" was a cover originally done by the HEARTBREAKERS!On the upside,the song was being ROCKED by 4 lads who weren't even BORN when that song was originally written and recorded. Which gave me GREAT HOPE for the next GENERATIONS of ROCK AND ROLL! PLUS, for the first time EVER I got a chance to SEE and HEAR the semi-rare ROBBEN FORD Fender GUITAR that one of the kids was ROCKING. BOTH guitarists had BLOOD STAINS on their GUITARS!And, despite being a month from hitting the big FOUR-NINE, I was somehow CARDED buying beer. What's UP with that anyhow? Your pledge to help SAVE ROCK AND ROLL is provisionally ACCEPTED!Mazi will be by with your STRIPES!BKKommandant,Punk Rock Expeditionary ForceMazi Bee Militia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members parrotheada1a Posted April 6, 2007 Members Share Posted April 6, 2007 And, despite being a month from hitting the big FOUR-NINE, I was somehow CARDED buying beer. What's UP with that anyhow? Your pledge to help SAVE ROCK AND ROLL is provisionally ACCEPTED! Mazi will be by with your STRIPES! BK Kommandant, Punk Rock Expeditionary Force Mazi Bee Militia I am hitting the four seven next week, and I got carded late last year while attending a Gary Hoey show. She thought I was about 30. No word of a lie, the hot looking bartender says to me, ''I've been watching YOU. Most of the guys come in here and play air guitar. You come in here, put your hand on Gary's monitor and get the place jumping. It's like you are almost praying.'' I said to her, ''What the hell did you expect? It's not often that someone like Gary Hoey lets you stand 5 feet in front of them and sail the same groove they are playing. Try doing that at an arena or a stadium show. It ain't gonna happen even if you are paying huge bucks.'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Brian Krashpad Posted April 6, 2007 Members Share Posted April 6, 2007 I am hitting the four seven next week, and I got carded late last year while attending a Gary Hoey show. She thought I was about 30. No word of a lie, the hot looking bartender says to me, ''I've been watching YOU. Most of the guys come in here and play air guitar. You come in here, put your hand on Gary's monitor and get the place jumping. It's like you are almost praying.'' I said to her, ''What the hell did you expect? It's not often that someone like Gary Hoey lets you stand 5 feet in front of them and sail the same groove they are playing. Try doing that at an arena or a stadium show. It ain't gonna happen even if you are paying huge bucks.'' FELLOW MILITIAMEN, my brothers and sisters! TAKE NOTE! WHEN your BELIEF is TRUE, your ROCKITUDE will be EVIDENT and allow you to CHAT UP potential target persons AT WILL! ROCKITUDINOUSITY can imbue YOUR VERY BEING with a LIFE FORCE ENERGY belying advancing years, or CONVERSELY, make you appear WISE and KNOWING if you are in fact a callow youth! OUTSTANDING, P-Head! Commendations and salutations to you! Over and out, BK Kommandant, Punk Rock Expeditionary Force Mazi Bee Militia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members parrotheada1a Posted April 6, 2007 Members Share Posted April 6, 2007 FELLOW MILITIAMEN, my brothers and sisters! TAKE NOTE! WHEN your BELIEF is TRUE, your ROCKITUDE will be EVIDENT and allow you to CHAT UP potential target persons AT WILL! ROCKITUDINOUSITY can imbue YOUR VERY BEING with a LIFE FORCE ENERGY belying advancing years, or CONVERSELY, make you appear WISE and KNOWING if you are in fact a callow youth! OUTSTANDING, P-Head! Commendations and salutations to you! Over and out, BK Kommandant, Punk Rock Expeditionary Force Mazi Bee Militia Thank you indeed brother Krashpad. I should also like to point out a couple of other minor pointers for our students of Rock. Rocking out means arriving in time for the opening act and giving them a shot. You are a {censored}ing hippocrite if you say a band sucks without listening to them. If they do suck, then don't applaude their performance or buy the cheap CD. Intro yourself to the best performer out of the band and say you enjoyed what they did. If they rock, and have some potential show 'em some love. Noobs in the biz need that, and they will get better. Second, and most importantly, ALWAYS show some love for the bartenders and waitstaff. Sliding some extra cash toward a bartender usually means extra potent drinks. To the waitress/ waiter it usually means faster service. Above all, while rocking hard... be safe. Get a damn cab if you need one. I may save your life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Brian Krashpad Posted April 7, 2007 Members Share Posted April 7, 2007 Second, and most importantly, ALWAYS show some love for the bartenders and waitstaff. Sliding some extra cash toward a bartender usually means extra potent drinks. To the waitress/ waiter it usually means faster service. Above all, while rocking hard... be safe. Get a damn cab if you need one. I may save your life. As a former waitperson/bartender/food service professional, I must AGAIN note the RECTITUDE with which P-Head speaks! Forego an extra drink and spend it on your tips. You will BOTH be BETTER OFF at the end of the night!I shold note that after attending the show on last night's MISSION, I had a lovely repast in the student union, and that, just in case, my BICYCLE was in the back of the ROCKMOBILE so that I could return to my abode for the evening SAFELY if such was necessary!Outstanding P-Head! Well said all round!BKKommandant,Punk Rock Expeditionary ForceMazi Bee Militia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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