Members mikeofbaltimore Posted November 15, 2008 Members Share Posted November 15, 2008 Two years ago we'd get a bomb threat almost everyday when summer was about three weeks away. The teachers didn't care anymore so id just walk home with my friends. I don't have many good school stories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Stark Posted November 16, 2008 Members Share Posted November 16, 2008 ... under the bleachers... and in the band supply closet... I miss those days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Watchdog Posted November 16, 2008 Members Share Posted November 16, 2008 So, for those who haven't heard it before, here goes. The condensed version doesn't feel good to me. This is looong:I get a call from my friends one day, about 7PM on a friday. Our ages ranged from 15-17, i was 16. Like most young scallywags and ruffians, fridays are not days for homework or bible study. We wanted drink and salty wenches, and by drink i mean the cheapest malt liquor one can buy. This was before Bush Jr had done the complete kung fu grip on Americas economical testicals. A tall can of Steel Reserve (aka 211) could usually be found on the dodgier side of the tracks for a dollar out the door. Which means a young man in need of a quick drunk could lift the couch cushions and find intoxication in the form of nickles and dimes. Anyone who has drank a tall boy of 211 can confirm this is serious drink for serious drunks.So i walk to the closest strip mall of grocery stores and starbucks to meet up with them, but since they were lacking mobile forms of communication, they couldn't tell me the plans had changed. After about 30 minutes of sitting around, i take the hint. But i'm not ready to give up just yet. My heart was aching for cheap malt liquor and my cock was aching for flesh. This was no time to give up and turn around. I scroll through my phonebook, contemplating the potential of each name. Most had {censored} but lacked beer, and the {censored} they could have provided is the kind no man would ever touch without the stuff.I land on j***i's number. Hmmm, she's a nice girl. Cute. Friendly. Large, perky breasts. And short too. Love a very short woman. And i don't need to get drunk to {censored} her. Sounds good to me. After a brief conversation she make's it aware there's a school dance going on no more than 50 yards in front of me. It was called the Glow Dance. Young men and woman with firey loins heaving to and fro to a backdrop of blacklights and school issued glowsticks, glow necklaces, mainstream hip hop, and the occasional non-school issued glowing mouth stick.I say {censored} it and go. Worst comes to worst i can make a fool of myself in front of priviledged suburbanites and find someone with some grass. I walk up to the doors only to find a ticket table and a big box of money. Uh oh. A brief conversation with the security guard whom i knew on a first name basis led to him dropping a ticket on the floor, if you catch my drift.I make my way inside and instant terror surrounds me. These people are wealthy, these people are beautiful, these people are well dressed in hip designer jeans and sideways trucker caps. I'm none of the above. My head is shaved, my camo shorts are tattered my chain is swinging, my shirt has the sleeves cut off and a giant pentagram on the back. I stuck out like a Nigerian at a neo-con convention.But i came here to meet j****i and possibly poke her moist flesh covered glory hole. I'm on a mission, no backing down now. I meet up with her and the usual small talk ensues. She goes off to dance and converse with her girlfriends. I sit back against the bleachers and observe. It was like a bad Indian rain dance on acid and ecstacy. Violently bright lights spasming about in all directions, black lights fill the whole room, inaudible chatters and strange looks. This was an all out attack on the senses.Just as i realize i have 30 seconds longer to sit here until i become "one of the wallflowers", a young girl walks up. A Freshman, which means she was clueless and slightly retarded. Perfect material for a good vag or throat pounding. I had previously known her, althoughly barely, through a friend. I had spent a total of 20 minutes with her since the 2 weeks ago we had met. She'd eerily linger in my presence as i'd walk to the bus stop after school. The usual vibes one projects when ones company makes you ill never worked on her, they just made her want my attention more. Scary, scary stuff. The fact that i was stuck in this confined space with her was an unpleasant suprise. But, if her presence will make me look busy, and not alone, i can save my social status among the people here. She'll do for now. We sit and chat, and heavily dumb things proceed to fly from her mouth. She takes off one of her many glow necklaces and puts it on me. "I look retarded""Noooo! You look cute.""I'm not sure if i really DO cute.""Well, you could put it around your dick."After this comment the usual giggles not too unlike nails on a chalkboard proceed. I'm ready to bail on this girl until realize, "Wait, Aaron, this chick doesn't look half bad. Pretty cute actually. Her tounge doesn't feel any different than a supermodels. She's new to the food chain of high school, probably eager to please."She was wearing tight jeans, a white snug tank top, and short hair complimented by a bandana. She almost reminds me of the We Can Do it poster plastered throughout the classroom walls that had spawned such deviant fantasies as a young child. {censored} it, this calls for action.I turn to her and put my face by her ear and say...."How about your tounge instead".The roar of the mob is getting louder, and i'm responded to with a loud "What?!?!!"Oh jesus Aaron, you {censored}ed it up this time. She'll slap you and make a ruckus and tell everyone there. They'll stare at you like the deviant wretch you are and the stares will last until you graduate. The creepy bald guy who preys on freshmen. You outdid yourself this time, you pig. But apparently she couldn't hear me against the crowd. Oh lord, i have to verbally repeat this blasphemous attack on all things chivalrous. One more time, at the top of my lungs. "HOW ABOUT YOUR TOUNGE INSTEAD"."ok!"Huh? Ok? Things like this don't come that easily. She must be a man, or a shapeshifter or a trekkie. {censored} it, no time to stall."Do you know a good place?" she says.Upon my entrance i had noticed three cops walking in and out of the bathrooms every 5 minutes. A bathroom stall would have been my first reaction. {censored}. Think, think goddamn you! Wait, the wall ball courts! Dark, secluded, and angled concrete that shelters us from view. Perfect."Follow me..."We walk over there at a quick pace. I'm half erect already. We get to the corner and i drop my pants completely around my ankles. Ass exposed to the wind, cock and balls stabbing forward in the night. My first reaction would have been to pull it out of my zipper hole, but i have never been fond of this. I want a full range of motion and a wide pallete for her to work with. There's a chance this young lady might be a ballsucker.I have no desire to kiss this girl, when my pants hit the cold concrete i say "Well, do your magic". And magic she does. This girl wasn't older than 15 years old, but this was absolutely not her first time. I gently nudge her head further down till i hear that desired gag. It's the only sound women make that can rival a 26" 3 ply kick. Possibly better. A while goes by, and i'm about 10 minutes away from turning this helpless childs face into a glazed doughnut. When out of the blue an awful bright light shines on both of us. I turn my head and to to my dismay there's a police officer shining his light on us. I freeze, panic. Just now i realize what an awful sight this man is seeing. And to make matters worse, this girl's eyes are closed and she doesn't see any of this. Still sucking away in a blissfull fashion with work ethic one would only find in an old black housekeeper from victorian times. I pull her head off quickly and she makes the cutest little slurp and pop hybrid. She's aware what's going on now. Not pretty.He takes us to the parking lot and informs us our parents will be called to pick us up and we're both suspended for 2 weeks. Just lovely. "Mrs. Woloszynski?""Yes?""We caught your son skull {censored}ing this girl in the wallball courts. Come pick him up"Our parents arrive and the mother is freaking out. She threatens to cut my dick off. And in some confused or shocked state, asks, "Officer, what EXACTLY were they doing?!?!!!!!!"I saw his face change to multiple types of awkward i will probably never experience. Few men get the opportunity to tell a mother who's both shocked, confused, and dissapointed the vile things that were done to their teenage daughters mouth.He fumbles with his words for a good 50 seconds, lets an akward long pause out, and closes his eyes in shame. "Uhh. Um. MMMmhmhm. He, uh. *sigh*......................HIS penis, was in HER mouth".He points to us individually as if there was a wallball court throat{censored}ing gang bust that just happened and he needed to narrow it down.We parted ways and i was grounded and suspended. Truth. Here is your John Holmes award for longest post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members cearleywine Posted January 11, 2010 Members Share Posted January 11, 2010 So, for those who haven't heard it before, here goes. The condensed version doesn't feel good to me. This is looong:I get a call from my friends one day, about 7PM on a friday. Our ages ranged from 15-17, i was 16. Like most young scallywags and ruffians, fridays are not days for homework or bible study. We wanted drink and salty wenches, and by drink i mean the cheapest malt liquor one can buy. This was before Bush Jr had done the complete kung fu grip on Americas economical testicals. A tall can of Steel Reserve (aka 211) could usually be found on the dodgier side of the tracks for a dollar out the door. Which means a young man in need of a quick drunk could lift the couch cushions and find intoxication in the form of nickles and dimes. Anyone who has drank a tall boy of 211 can confirm this is serious drink for serious drunks.So i walk to the closest strip mall of grocery stores and starbucks to meet up with them, but since they were lacking mobile forms of communication, they couldn't tell me the plans had changed. After about 30 minutes of sitting around, i take the hint. But i'm not ready to give up just yet. My heart was aching for cheap malt liquor and my cock was aching for flesh. This was no time to give up and turn around. I scroll through my phonebook, contemplating the potential of each name. Most had {censored} but lacked beer, and the {censored} they could have provided is the kind no man would ever touch without the stuff.I land on j***i's number. Hmmm, she's a nice girl. Cute. Friendly. Large, perky breasts. And short too. Love a very short woman. And i don't need to get drunk to {censored} her. Sounds good to me. After a brief conversation she make's it aware there's a school dance going on no more than 50 yards in front of me. It was called the Glow Dance. Young men and woman with firey loins heaving to and fro to a backdrop of blacklights and school issued glowsticks, glow necklaces, mainstream hip hop, and the occasional non-school issued glowing mouth stick.I say {censored} it and go. Worst comes to worst i can make a fool of myself in front of priviledged suburbanites and find someone with some grass. I walk up to the doors only to find a ticket table and a big box of money. Uh oh. A brief conversation with the security guard whom i knew on a first name basis led to him dropping a ticket on the floor, if you catch my drift.I make my way inside and instant terror surrounds me. These people are wealthy, these people are beautiful, these people are well dressed in hip designer jeans and sideways trucker caps. I'm none of the above. My head is shaved, my camo shorts are tattered my chain is swinging, my shirt has the sleeves cut off and a giant pentagram on the back. I stuck out like a Nigerian at a neo-con convention.But i came here to meet j****i and possibly poke her moist flesh covered glory hole. I'm on a mission, no backing down now. I meet up with her and the usual small talk ensues. She goes off to dance and converse with her girlfriends. I sit back against the bleachers and observe. It was like a bad Indian rain dance on acid and ecstacy. Violently bright lights spasming about in all directions, black lights fill the whole room, inaudible chatters and strange looks. This was an all out attack on the senses.Just as i realize i have 30 seconds longer to sit here until i become "one of the wallflowers", a young girl walks up. A Freshman, which means she was clueless and slightly retarded. Perfect material for a good vag or throat pounding. I had previously known her, althoughly barely, through a friend. I had spent a total of 20 minutes with her since the 2 weeks ago we had met. She'd eerily linger in my presence as i'd walk to the bus stop after school. The usual vibes one projects when ones company makes you ill never worked on her, they just made her want my attention more. Scary, scary stuff. The fact that i was stuck in this confined space with her was an unpleasant suprise. But, if her presence will make me look busy, and not alone, i can save my social status among the people here. She'll do for now. We sit and chat, and heavily dumb things proceed to fly from her mouth. She takes off one of her many glow necklaces and puts it on me. "I look retarded""Noooo! You look cute.""I'm not sure if i really DO cute.""Well, you could put it around your dick."After this comment the usual giggles not too unlike nails on a chalkboard proceed. I'm ready to bail on this girl until realize, "Wait, Aaron, this chick doesn't look half bad. Pretty cute actually. Her tounge doesn't feel any different than a supermodels. She's new to the food chain of high school, probably eager to please."She was wearing tight jeans, a white snug tank top, and short hair complimented by a bandana. She almost reminds me of the We Can Do it poster plastered throughout the classroom walls that had spawned such deviant fantasies as a young child. {censored} it, this calls for action.I turn to her and put my face by her ear and say...."How about your tounge instead".The roar of the mob is getting louder, and i'm responded to with a loud "What?!?!!"Oh jesus Aaron, you {censored}ed it up this time. She'll slap you and make a ruckus and tell everyone there. They'll stare at you like the deviant wretch you are and the stares will last until you graduate. The creepy bald guy who preys on freshmen. You outdid yourself this time, you pig. But apparently she couldn't hear me against the crowd. Oh lord, i have to verbally repeat this blasphemous attack on all things chivalrous. One more time, at the top of my lungs. "HOW ABOUT YOUR TOUNGE INSTEAD"."ok!"Huh? Ok? Things like this don't come that easily. She must be a man, or a shapeshifter or a trekkie. {censored} it, no time to stall."Do you know a good place?" she says.Upon my entrance i had noticed three cops walking in and out of the bathrooms every 5 minutes. A bathroom stall would have been my first reaction. {censored}. Think, think goddamn you! Wait, the wall ball courts! Dark, secluded, and angled concrete that shelters us from view. Perfect."Follow me..."We walk over there at a quick pace. I'm half erect already. We get to the corner and i drop my pants completely around my ankles. Ass exposed to the wind, cock and balls stabbing forward in the night. My first reaction would have been to pull it out of my zipper hole, but i have never been fond of this. I want a full range of motion and a wide pallete for her to work with. There's a chance this young lady might be a ballsucker.I have no desire to kiss this girl, when my pants hit the cold concrete i say "Well, do your magic". And magic she does. This girl wasn't older than 15 years old, but this was absolutely not her first time. I gently nudge her head further down till i hear that desired gag. It's the only sound women make that can rival a 26" 3 ply kick. Possibly better. A while goes by, and i'm about 10 minutes away from turning this helpless childs face into a glazed doughnut. When out of the blue an awful bright light shines on both of us. I turn my head and to to my dismay there's a police officer shining his light on us. I freeze, panic. Just now i realize what an awful sight this man is seeing. And to make matters worse, this girl's eyes are closed and she doesn't see any of this. Still sucking away in a blissfull fashion with work ethic one would only find in an old black housekeeper from victorian times. I pull her head off quickly and she makes the cutest little slurp and pop hybrid. She's aware what's going on now. Not pretty.He takes us to the parking lot and informs us our parents will be called to pick us up and we're both suspended for 2 weeks. Just lovely. "Mrs. Woloszynski?""Yes?""We caught your son skull {censored}ing this girl in the wallball courts. Come pick him up"Our parents arrive and the mother is freaking out. She threatens to cut my dick off. And in some confused or shocked state, asks, "Officer, what EXACTLY were they doing?!?!!!!!!"I saw his face change to multiple types of awkward i will probably never experience. Few men get the opportunity to tell a mother who's both shocked, confused, and dissapointed the vile things that were done to their teenage daughters mouth.He fumbles with his words for a good 50 seconds, lets an akward long pause out, and closes his eyes in shame. "Uhh. Um. MMMmhmhm. He, uh. *sigh*......................HIS penis, was in HER mouth".He points to us individually as if there was a wallball court throat{censored}ing gang bust that just happened and he needed to narrow it down.We parted ways and i was grounded and suspended. Truth. Classic insane story bump! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 1001gear Posted January 11, 2010 Members Share Posted January 11, 2010 This guy is Henry Miller. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members manoeuver Posted January 11, 2010 Members Share Posted January 11, 2010 good {censored}. nice to see Cheese again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members turdadactyl Posted January 11, 2010 Members Share Posted January 11, 2010 I didn't realize this thread was from over a year ago. I saw a response from Cheese and was like "WTF?!" But yeah...nevermind. We used to get those about once a year when I was a kid. Do that now and you're getting brought up on "terroristic threat" charges. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members faileddrummer Posted January 11, 2010 Members Share Posted January 11, 2010 They called them "303 meetings" at my high school. "Attention Teachers and students, at this time we'll be having a 303 meeting in the principle's conference room." There was one year we had like 50 of them. Srsly, like a bomb threat every day. It was awesome! No crazy high school stories on my end though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members doggyfarts Posted January 12, 2010 Members Share Posted January 12, 2010 ive seen a lot of stuff refrencing cheeseadiddle...i was just wondering, could someone give me a bit of a summary of that event/story? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TheGirlfriend Posted January 12, 2010 Members Share Posted January 12, 2010 cem.that was amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cross Eyed Mary Posted January 12, 2010 Members Share Posted January 12, 2010 A stupid little part of me thinks i can write. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members twosticks Posted January 12, 2010 Members Share Posted January 12, 2010 ive seen a lot of stuff refrencing cheeseadiddle...i was just wondering, could someone give me a bit of a summary of that event/story? Cheeseadiddle, was a way cool forum buddy on here and many other places. Way knowledgeble about drums, vintage and new, drummers and music in general. He could get in your face if you made snide or crude remarks or just being an ass, but it was hard to retaliate because he would put you in your place by speaking the truth. Then the next day could be the biggest friend in helping you locate the proper strainer for your 83' Ludwig snare. A few years back, this forum was getting way slow and overrun with trolls and brats, Cheese started his own drum forum and many of us would hang there as well. It covered many other things and had an adult area as well as drums. Sadly about a year or so ago? Cheese passed away due to an illness and it left a big mark on many of the veteran members that were on here from that time. I guess I'm old or didn't grow up in BIG city. All we had was fire or tornado drills. It's a wonder more kids weren't calling in more bomb threats to their schools to get out of class during that time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members faileddrummer Posted January 12, 2010 Members Share Posted January 12, 2010 The funny thing is, I heard the story about the kid calling in the bomb threats. Every day, same class, he'd ask to use the bathroom. Go to the pay phones and call police. Announce a bomb in a school in Hillsborough county. We got a new call every day for almost a year straight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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