Members TwistedZ Posted August 26, 2009 Members Share Posted August 26, 2009 This dude has his mojo working and is looking for a bassist and a drummist. what a fuggin tool http://buffalo.craigslist.org/msg/1342309108.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members slickrick1688 Posted August 26, 2009 Members Share Posted August 26, 2009 What does he have against "sonar" and pearl kits? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members shnoodle Posted August 26, 2009 Members Share Posted August 26, 2009 Lol people are funny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members boxofrocks Posted August 26, 2009 Members Share Posted August 26, 2009 The guy has an idea in his head of what exactly it is he wants. Too bad it'll never happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members slap happy drums Posted August 26, 2009 Members Share Posted August 26, 2009 jeez:facepalm: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SYMBOLIC Posted August 26, 2009 Members Share Posted August 26, 2009 I have all of that gear, but I can't play the blues to save my life. Am I in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members zarazabas Posted August 26, 2009 Members Share Posted August 26, 2009 I have all of that gear, but I can't play the blues to save my life. Am I in? Depends on the quality of your gig clothing, of course Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members fusionfunk Posted August 26, 2009 Members Share Posted August 26, 2009 Can he spell DOUCHE BAG, because he can't spell Sonor?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RumStik Posted August 26, 2009 Members Share Posted August 26, 2009 My whap-a-dang needs work, or I'd be there in a blues-laden heartbeat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members drumtechdad Posted August 26, 2009 Members Share Posted August 26, 2009 That's. Just. So. Wrong. And on so many levels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Big Daddy Posted August 26, 2009 Members Share Posted August 26, 2009 You know, for some reason I am doubting his playing ability. I have absolutely NO reason to do so, but I just get that vibe from his post. How long do you think one of us would last working with his ego ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TwistedZ Posted August 26, 2009 Author Members Share Posted August 26, 2009 Being this guy is local to me, I'm half tempted to contact him just for the comedic value alone. I mean what the hell... I've got just as wicked of a whap-a-dang as the next guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Flogger59 Posted August 26, 2009 Members Share Posted August 26, 2009 "Bluesman Blues"? LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members cdawg Posted August 26, 2009 Members Share Posted August 26, 2009 i LOVE those song titles. i bet every song has the word "blues" in it. just so you know it's blues. "blues man, blues fever, you've given me the blues, even my car is blue, have you seen my blue hat? my baby blue me behind the dumpster, etc." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Darten Posted August 26, 2009 Members Share Posted August 26, 2009 He had me at "Hi". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Longfuse Posted August 26, 2009 Members Share Posted August 26, 2009 Hi my name is Carey "Dick" Hunt from "Carey Hunt and the Spoonerettes" and I am off my medication at the moment. I use a Fender Vibrolux amplifier which was gutted and all the resistors were replaced with fairy dust. I play the real blues like my main man Rolf Harris, in fact I have one of his paint brushes which I wear around my waist as a surgical support. I am currently engaged to Yoko Ono and our experiences together (sitting in hotel beds in the name of peace and love) form the basis for my blues. I need a bass player and a drummer to prop me up in the studio (I drink) and maybe for some gigs too (wow, I get really slaughtered at those!) The bass player needs to have deep pockets ( I will rifle through them when you're not looking) The drummist needs to be familiar with all the various blues beats like the Charleston, Fox-Trot and Pogo (I'm a child of the 70s). Please, no drumsticks or drum kits (tambourine only!) I have written an albums worth of songs "My Trousers Are Falling Down On Me" "Gay-Bar Blues" "I Got The Clap Off My Baby" "Blues of a Bluesman who's really not very happy at the moment, Rock". And need a back up band to help bankroll it. When applying for either position, please send nude photos of your equipment along with photos of yourself in leather chaps. After receiving that, I will call you for phone sex. Strange Love! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members boxofrocks Posted August 26, 2009 Members Share Posted August 26, 2009 I play the blues, a lot actually, and I could give a rats ass what kind of gear a dude plays on, as long as it sounds good and he can play some stuff.. If you got the money for all that tweaked out rare vintage gear, well, you probably aint got very much to be blue about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members drumtechdad Posted August 26, 2009 Members Share Posted August 26, 2009 I play the blues, a lot actually, and I could give a rats ass what kind of gear a dude plays on, as long as it sounds good and he can play some stuff.. If you got the money for all that tweaked out rare vintage gear, well, you probably aint got very much to be blue about. If the resume begins with what gear a guy owns, it's already time to move on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RumStik Posted August 26, 2009 Members Share Posted August 26, 2009 If the resume begins with what gear a guy owns, it's already time to move on. Exactly. Plus, I know a lot of people really like SRV, but I had no idea his work was the benchmark for "real blues." I'm sorry, but that's {censored}ing laughable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RumStik Posted August 26, 2009 Members Share Posted August 26, 2009 And on that note, tomorrow evening, I'll be here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Big Daddy Posted August 26, 2009 Members Share Posted August 26, 2009 And on that note, tomorrow evening, I'll be here. WOW ! I wanna go ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RumStik Posted August 26, 2009 Members Share Posted August 26, 2009 I won free tickets from a local radio station. Otherwise I probably wouldn't even know about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Darten Posted August 26, 2009 Members Share Posted August 26, 2009 This guy probably thought Eddie and the Cruisers was a real band. I say we all repond to his add. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 1001gear Posted August 26, 2009 Members Share Posted August 26, 2009 I'd be curious to see why that crap matters to him. Maybe he's just calling his band out but he don't know wey dey eez? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SkiAz4Free Posted August 26, 2009 Members Share Posted August 26, 2009 Hi my name is Carey "Dick" Hunt from "Carey Hunt and the Spoonerettes" and I am off my medication at the moment. I use a Fender Vibrolux amplifier which was gutted and all the resistors were replaced with fairy dust. I play the real blues like my main man Rolf Harris, in fact I have one of his paint brushes which I wear around my waist as a surgical support. I am currently engaged to Yoko Ono and our experiences together (sitting in hotel beds in the name of peace and love) form the basis for my blues. I need a bass player and a drummer to prop me up in the studio (I drink) and maybe for some gigs too (wow, I get really slaughtered at those!) The bass player needs to have deep pockets ( I will rifle through them when you're not looking) The drummist needs to be familiar with all the various blues beats like the Charleston, Fox-Trot and Pogo (I'm a child of the 70s). Please, no drumsticks or drum kits (tambourine only!) I have written an albums worth of songs "My Trousers Are Falling Down On Me" "Gay-Bar Blues" "I Got The Clap Off My Baby" "Blues of a Bluesman who's really not very happy at the moment, Rock". And need a back up band to help bankroll it. When applying for either position, please send nude photos of your equipment along with photos of yourself in leather chaps. After receiving that, I will call you for phone sex. Strange Love! Holy {censored}, that's WAAAAAY better than I can muster at the moment. With your permission, I'd like to send that on behalf of "Mr. Bunk". Y'all remember him right? http://acapella.harmony-central.com/showthread.php?t=2125422 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.