Members jnewcomer Posted February 22, 2007 Members Share Posted February 22, 2007 So... what do you look for in a Hummer? I prefer that it gets no better than 3mpg, has really obnoxiously bright lights, sounds loud as hell, and says "FEAR ME!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMS Author Craig Vecchione Posted February 22, 2007 CMS Author Share Posted February 22, 2007 Go nice and slow, lots of tongue and a little teeth now and then, look up at me with that lustful expression..... Oh, you meant the SUV. In that case, go nice and slow, lots of tongue and a little teeth now and then, look up at me with that lustful expression..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Gaui Posted February 22, 2007 Members Share Posted February 22, 2007 The Chick magnet of course Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Fran da Man Posted February 22, 2007 Members Share Posted February 22, 2007 I knew a girl that would actually hum when you were...never mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members B-Bottom Posted February 22, 2007 Members Share Posted February 22, 2007 I support this parody thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Thumper Posted February 22, 2007 Members Share Posted February 22, 2007 Armor. M-2 HB .50 cal machine gun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members B-Bottom Posted February 22, 2007 Members Share Posted February 22, 2007 Armor. M-2 HB .50 cal machine gun. How loud are those .50 cal machine guns? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members Thumper Posted February 22, 2007 Members Share Posted February 22, 2007 How loud are those .50 cal machine guns? WHAT!!!??? They're loud. Very, very loud. They're accurate, shoot through damn' near anything, and the mere sight (and sound) of Ma Deuce is enough to make most knuckleheads think twice about messing with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members B-Bottom Posted February 22, 2007 Members Share Posted February 22, 2007 WHAT!!!??? They're loud. Very, very loud. They're accurate, shoot through damn' near anything, and the mere sight (and sound) of Ma Deuce is enough to make most knuckleheads think twice about messing with you. That has to be awsome shooting something like that. I saw some show awhile back where they used one to blast a car away just for the hell of it, it was pretty badass. Ft. Indiantown Gap isn't far from here and they do all kinds of bombing training and stuff like that. My buddy was telling me that you can donate your car for them to practice bombing runs and what not. Apparently they'll even videotape them blasting the {censored} out of it for you and it's all tax deductable:thu: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members AntiStuff Posted February 22, 2007 Members Share Posted February 22, 2007 They're loud. Very, very loud. They're accurate, shoot through damn' near anything, and the mere sight (and sound) of Ma Deuce is enough to make most knuckleheads think twice about messing with you. They haven't really changed those things much since WWII right? And I like my Hummer to exclaim how much money I make, how much better I am than you, and what a total asshole I am, all with a simple mode of transportation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pickinatit Posted February 22, 2007 Members Share Posted February 22, 2007 Absolutely essential that a hummer have two basic characteristics:1) Only hums tunes that I like2) Hums on key Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jnewcomer Posted February 22, 2007 Author Members Share Posted February 22, 2007 Monkeys strum, and monkeys hum. Dum-ditty-dum-ditty-dum-dum-dum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mogwix Posted February 22, 2007 Members Share Posted February 22, 2007 WHAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jnewcomer Posted February 22, 2007 Author Members Share Posted February 22, 2007 Hand, Hand, Fingers, ThumbMonkey drumming on a drum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Droplaw621 Posted February 22, 2007 Members Share Posted February 22, 2007 Armor. M-2 HB .50 cal machine gun. Are you still in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Thumper Posted February 22, 2007 Members Share Posted February 22, 2007 Are you still in? Nope. I retired in 2006 with 26 years active and Guard time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members blueyedmule Posted February 22, 2007 Members Share Posted February 22, 2007 Don't like the new "bling" Hummers at all. Off-road performance sucks compared to the 'real' military Hummers. The only upgrade I'd want on a military Hummer is a seat that isn't canvas. I hate bling for bling's sake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jnewcomer Posted February 22, 2007 Author Members Share Posted February 22, 2007 Don't like the new "bling" Hummers at all. Off-road performance sucks compared to the 'real' military Hummers. The only upgrade I'd want on a military Hummer is a seat that isn't canvas. I hate bling for bling's sake. All that bling don't mean a thing if you can't take it everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members randomhero2006 Posted February 22, 2007 Members Share Posted February 22, 2007 It should be "An Advantage" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jnewcomer Posted February 22, 2007 Author Members Share Posted February 22, 2007 It should be "An Advantage" the bling? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members randomhero2006 Posted February 22, 2007 Members Share Posted February 22, 2007 Yea...it says A Advantage. Unless that is reffering to a style of the Hummer, then that is wrong. An Advantage is the proper way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rogue_cashew Posted February 22, 2007 Members Share Posted February 22, 2007 i wouldn't mind a limo version with a hot tub so i could drown myself once it cost $70 to fill the tank... oh, wait... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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