Members bholder Posted July 20, 2007 Members Share Posted July 20, 2007 ...I'll be put into a never ending phone menu loop, with annoying pop country playing in the background (alternating with first year accordion and violin students practicing). "You have reached Phone Menu Hell. Please listen carefully, the menu has changed." "Press the pound sign to exit.">> #"I'm sorry, I did not understand your entry." "You have reached Phone Menu Hell. Please listen carefully, the menu has changed." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators ThudMaker Posted July 20, 2007 Moderators Share Posted July 20, 2007 ...I'll be put into a never ending phone menu loop, with annoying pop country playing in the background (alternating with first year accordion and violin students practicing). "You have reached Phone Menu Hell. Please listen carefully, the menu has changed." "Press the pound sign to exit." >> # "I'm sorry, I did not understand your entry." "You have reached Phone Menu Hell. Please listen carefully, the menu has changed." The voice recorded for the menu is Dubya's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members misterhinkydink Posted July 20, 2007 Members Share Posted July 20, 2007 There is no music in Hell except for Britney Spears's Greatest Hits on an endless loop!!! With Lug on bass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Wanderlusterer Posted July 21, 2007 Members Share Posted July 21, 2007 I'll be issued: + How 'bout chew? I'm so laughing at that A100, when I sold mine off the bay it was like a weight had been lifted off my shoulder! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SpaceGhost Posted July 21, 2007 Members Share Posted July 21, 2007 Oh God save me from these beasts! Also: an endless list of "modern" rock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Guttermouth Posted July 21, 2007 Members Share Posted July 21, 2007 No offence intended...that's why I thought this would be fun...one man's meat is another man's poison as it were. oh - i know man, just givin you a little ribbin' and to answer the question.... mine would have to be and Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rippin' Robin Posted July 21, 2007 Members Share Posted July 21, 2007 this and this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members el_duderino676 Posted July 21, 2007 Members Share Posted July 21, 2007 For me, it'll be a Peavey Millennium through a Fender rumble 10. Not that the Millennium is bad, just the neck is waaay to small for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NeonVomit Posted July 21, 2007 Members Share Posted July 21, 2007 An SVT, Fridge and Dingwall...but with 1/2"-long power, speaker and instrument cables... Same, but a Mesa 400+, 8x10 and a Warwick 5-string Infinity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members burdizzos Posted July 21, 2007 Members Share Posted July 21, 2007 If it's really hell, I'll be stuck on this: Then it won't much matter what I'm playing because there is no hope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dragon9666 Posted July 21, 2007 Members Share Posted July 21, 2007 It'll be hard to do anything in an lake with burning fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mudbass Posted July 21, 2007 Members Share Posted July 21, 2007 When Freddie Mercury died he found himself inside a huge recording studio stocked with the best amps, instruments and recording gear known to man. Standing around in the studio were Jimi Hendrix, Duane Allman, John Lennon, Stevie Ray Vaughan and Jaco Pastorius. "Oh my god", he said, "I made it...I actually made it into Heaven!"The others looked sadly at the floor and slowly shook their heads."What do you mean? Look at all this gear and look at you guys. The greatest who ever lived. This has to be Heaven!"Again, they looked at the floor and shook their heads. At that time Karen Carpenter entered the room, took a seat behind the drums and announced..."Ok guys, Close To You take 15,882,765...hit it!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hotblack Posted July 21, 2007 Members Share Posted July 21, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bholder Posted July 21, 2007 Members Share Posted July 21, 2007 It'll be hard to do anything in an lake with burning fire. Say hi to Johnny Cash for me. So why is it always "burning fire"? Why isn't just plain old "fire" good enough? Anyone ever see fire that wasn't burning? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bassred Posted July 21, 2007 Members Share Posted July 21, 2007 When I heck in, they'll hand me an SVT stack wih no casters and show me and infinite staircase and tell me 'the gigs up there......' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Thumper Posted July 21, 2007 Members Share Posted July 21, 2007 ...groupies who all look like mikfitzwell's avatars... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members OneBassNut Posted July 21, 2007 Members Share Posted July 21, 2007 For me, hell would be playing on stage with my passive Squire through a 10" Behringer combo and two deaf guitardist like the ones I play with, in front of a wall of Marshall JCM2000 double stacks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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