Members chris-dax Posted January 18, 2008 Members Share Posted January 18, 2008 Sex toy triggers bomb scare in Sweden THE ASSOCIATED PRESS STOCKHOLM, Sweden -- A Swedish bomb squad called out to disarm a suspicious package on Wednesday did not find a ticking bomb. But they did find a vibrating sex toy. A janitor alerted police after he found the package in a garage of an apartment building in Goteborg, the country's second-largest city, police spokesman Jan Strannegard said. The package was humming and vibrating suspiciously, so police took no chances and sent out a team of explosives experts. After having cordoned off the area, they opened the package with bomb disposal equipment, only to find the battery-operated device inside. "The package was vibrating when the janitor found it, but I think it had sort of died out by the time it was disarmed," Strannegard said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Giddry Posted January 18, 2008 Members Share Posted January 18, 2008 They disarmed a dildo...good going. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitargod0dmw Posted January 18, 2008 Members Share Posted January 18, 2008 It's kinda funny that it happened in Sweden too...no offense to our Swedish buddies... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members chris-dax Posted January 18, 2008 Author Members Share Posted January 18, 2008 They disarmed a dildo...good going. A what...? Oh....oh....one of those...well now that's something, isn't it.... and you say it was about like this....I mean just approximately if you were going to say... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Tlaloc Posted January 18, 2008 Members Share Posted January 18, 2008 "9 times out of 10 it's just an electric razor, but every once in a while...." [looks around] "...it's a dildo." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Goofball Jones Posted January 18, 2008 Members Share Posted January 18, 2008 Oh sure, we get complacent in our jokes about vibrating dildos in suitcases...but right now Iran and Al Qaeda are looking into dildo technology to disrupt western civilization! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members i_wanna_les_paul Posted January 18, 2008 Members Share Posted January 18, 2008 This thread title needs to go into the band name thread... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMS Author Craig Vecchione Posted January 18, 2008 CMS Author Share Posted January 18, 2008 Oh sure, we get complacent in our jokes about vibrating dildos in suitcases...but right now Iran and Al Qaeda are looking into dildo technology to disrupt western civilization! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! Now that's a band name..... dildo technology Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lug Posted January 18, 2008 Members Share Posted January 18, 2008 Vibrators vibrate, dildos just...er...um....dil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cpt. Spliff Posted January 18, 2008 Members Share Posted January 18, 2008 Latest news from Sweden : They have collared the culprit. The woman in question claimed that she just tried to get rid of it as she had just bought a Corvette Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members chris-dax Posted January 18, 2008 Author Members Share Posted January 18, 2008 This thread title needs to go into the band name thread... including Suspicious Package The Stockholm Dill Doughs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SelenaBassGirl Posted January 18, 2008 Members Share Posted January 18, 2008 In an episode of Airline, they were wondering about a buzzing noise coming for a suitcase and come to find out it was an electric toothbrush! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members t3ch Posted January 19, 2008 Members Share Posted January 19, 2008 This thread title needs to go into the band name thread... The Schlong SquadDisarming DildosVibrating PackagePanic at the dick-Co. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Super_Donut_Man Posted January 19, 2008 Members Share Posted January 19, 2008 "...it's a dildo." "we would have to use the indefinate article 'a' dildo, never 'your' dildo." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rikb@ss Posted January 19, 2008 Members Share Posted January 19, 2008 "we would have to use the indefinate article 'a' dildo, never 'your' dildo." "But I don't own a dildo" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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