Members flemtone Posted January 24, 2008 Members Share Posted January 24, 2008 Lemon curry? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Super_Donut_Man Posted January 24, 2008 Members Share Posted January 24, 2008 Hand over your Lupins!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Renfield Posted January 24, 2008 Members Share Posted January 24, 2008 NEE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Kindness Posted January 24, 2008 Moderators Share Posted January 24, 2008 Run away, run away! That idiot bashing the side of the castle with his sword makes me laugh so hard every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members groutt Posted January 24, 2008 Members Share Posted January 24, 2008 Dinsdale! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members flatcat Posted January 24, 2008 Members Share Posted January 24, 2008 One of my favorite skits of all time: A: I have with me Mr Norman St. John Polevaulter, who contradicts people.B: No I don't.A: But you said you did.B: I most certainly did not.A: Ah, I see. I'll start again.B: No you won't.A: Sssh. I have with me Mr Norman St. John Polevaulter, who does not contradict people.B: Yes I do!A: And when did you *not* start contradicting people?B: I did! In 1953!A: 1953?B: 1947!A: 23 years ago?B: NO! Then Cleese comes on and goes "...and so on and so on and so on." That just breaks me up. I think of it often when dealing with kids younger than about age 8, like my daughter, because they'll contradict you just because. It's often the case that I'll say, after being "set straight" by my 7 year old daughter, "...and when did you *not* start contradicting people?". Mrsflat just laughs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Thumper Posted January 24, 2008 Members Share Posted January 24, 2008 I use Monty Python and the Holy Grail as part of my lesson in Brit Lit when I teach the Authurian Legend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RSBro Posted January 24, 2008 Members Share Posted January 24, 2008 Greatest acting troupe ever. Hands down. I did a Monty Python skit w/ a buddy in high school for a speech competition. We won, easy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members y-o-y Posted January 24, 2008 Members Share Posted January 24, 2008 Very small rocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RSBro Posted January 24, 2008 Members Share Posted January 24, 2008 Very small rocks. Cider! Churches! G-g-gravy! Lead lead! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Don MC Posted January 24, 2008 Members Share Posted January 24, 2008 "Shut up you silly bitch, it's only a bit of fun." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Renfield Posted January 24, 2008 Members Share Posted January 24, 2008 Greatest acting troupe ever. Hands down. +eleventy1 Second City (as great as they have been in the past) have nothing on them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members chunky-b Posted January 24, 2008 Members Share Posted January 24, 2008 I was first exposed to Monty Python during a high school English literature class and have loved it ever since. My roommate in college and I could do most of the skits off the top of our head. Writing and acting way ahead of it's time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Psilocybin Posted January 24, 2008 Members Share Posted January 24, 2008 They wrote awesome songs too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members flatcat Posted January 24, 2008 Members Share Posted January 24, 2008 "Ummm...excuse me, but umm...are you suggesting that we...eat my mother?" "mmmmmm....Yeah! Not raw, not raw, cooked! With a few French fries, a bit of broccoli, she'll be delicious!" "Well, I do feel a bit peckish....no, no I can't!" "Look. We'll eat your mum. Then, if you feel a bit guilty about it afterwards, we'll dig a grave and you can throw up into it." "Yeah, alright." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members flatcat Posted January 24, 2008 Members Share Posted January 24, 2008 "Well...that's not the A-39....this is Stalingrad! There's not much fun in Stalingrad!""...not much fun in Stalingrad, no...""Mr Hilter....it's Mr McGoering. He said he's found a place where you can rent bombers by the hour...""If he opens his big mouth again it's lampshade time!""Cool it, F Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members PiotreX Posted January 24, 2008 Members Share Posted January 24, 2008 Quoting Monty Python is a guaranteed ticket to get laid. Not really... My Girlfriend would pretty much kill me for it I've molested her with the stuff for over 5 years and frankly she's had enough Having said that, I welcome myself back to the forum It's been a darn while since I've showed my ugly avatar "It's just a flesh wound!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members flatcat Posted January 24, 2008 Members Share Posted January 24, 2008 "Well....one day I was at home....threatening the kids...when I looks out through the hole in the wall and I sees this tank pull up. And a couple of Dinsy's boys come out and say "Ho, Dinsy wants to see you." So they chain me up to the back of the tank and take me for a scrape round the Argument Pit. And there's Doug and Dinsdale and Charles Paisley, the Baby-Crusher...and a man called Kierkegaard, who was biting the heads off of whippets. And Dinsdale comes up to me and says 'Oh Clement....you been a naughty boy'....and he saws me leg off, and he splits me nostrils open, and he pulls me liver out....and I say 'ho, my name's not Clement'. And then he loses his temper...and he nailed my head to the floor.""He nailed your head to the floor?""....at first, yeah." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members flatcat Posted January 24, 2008 Members Share Posted January 24, 2008 ...with continental cuisine...and cooking...and not a cheap clip joint for picking up tarts, right out, that was right out, I deny it completely.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Goofball Jones Posted January 24, 2008 Members Share Posted January 24, 2008 Chapman: ...it's a Mister Death or something and he's come about the reaping? I don't believe we need any at the moment. Grim Reaper: You are all dead. I....am....Death.(a pause)Chapman: Well, that's cast rather a gloom over the evening, hasn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members groutt Posted January 24, 2008 Members Share Posted January 24, 2008 I CAN EAT ENORMOUS QUANTITIES OF ICE CREAM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members flatcat Posted January 24, 2008 Members Share Posted January 24, 2008 Mister Ali BAYAANNN!!! Stark....raving....mad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Renfield Posted January 24, 2008 Members Share Posted January 24, 2008 "It's just a flesh wound!" What are you going to do? Bleed on me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members chunky-b Posted January 24, 2008 Members Share Posted January 24, 2008 "You're a LOONEY!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Pyralus Posted January 24, 2008 Members Share Posted January 24, 2008 "...we require... A SHRUBBERY!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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