Members Mojo Marty Posted November 21, 2008 Members Share Posted November 21, 2008 Neighbors are like a coin toss, and getting good ones is like winning the lottery. The Mrs. and I have learned the hard way over the years to "be friendly with your neighbors, don't be friends with them". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members t3ch Posted November 21, 2008 Members Share Posted November 21, 2008 your point being? Yeah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members greenshag Posted November 21, 2008 Members Share Posted November 21, 2008 No, I just prefer neighbors who will come over and have a beer without trying to save my soul. I don't give a {censored} what anyone worships, but when the first thing someone says to you is, "Hi, my name is "Tammy", what church do you go to?", then I'm less than enthusiastic about them living next door to me. It could be much worse. It is apparent that they care about their children, so I don't have to worry about the little demons breaking my windows. As I said before, trashy people could not afford to buy that house, so it was unlikely that I was going to get some clan of {censored}bags in there. Nope, I love the lord like I love you. Lots of people tell me you exist and that they've witnessed your existence. However, I have no hard evidence, but I'd like some. that was the first conversation I had with my neighbors..."Hi I'm Ross, what ward do you go to?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Svi Posted November 21, 2008 Members Share Posted November 21, 2008 I'll be glad to get away from our neighbors. We have an old lady on the first floor who bitches every time we grill. The other neighbor is a total drunk who got two DUIs with her kid in the car. Another neighbor is the chatty Cathy who is always in everyone's business. And then there is the neighbor below us who complains every time I vacuum past 8 PM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members citizenralph Posted November 21, 2008 Members Share Posted November 21, 2008 My neighbor is O'hare airport. The city of Chicago just finished the new runway layout and I get to see huge commercial airliners pass over my house every 60 seconds. Look, here goes another one now- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lug Posted November 21, 2008 Members Share Posted November 21, 2008 My neighbor is O'hare airport. The city of Chicago just finished the new runway layout and I get to see huge commercial airliners pass over my house every 60 seconds. Look, here goes another one now- FTW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members flemtone Posted November 21, 2008 Members Share Posted November 21, 2008 It could be much worse. It is apparent that they care about their children, so I don't have to worry about the little demons breaking my windows. Be warned - when they get to be teenagers and start rebelling, they'll likely turn into the exact polar opposites of what their parents want them to be. The worst kids that I grew up with in NYC were the sons and daughters of either clergy or devoutly religious people. They're the ones that are still serving time. Start locking your {censored} up now. It'll save you time later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members burdizzos Posted November 21, 2008 Author Members Share Posted November 21, 2008 Be warned - when they get to be teenagers and start rebelling, they'll likely turn into the exact polar opposites of what their parents want them to be. The worst kids that I grew up with in NYC were the sons and daughters of either clergy or devoutly religious people. They're the ones that are still serving time.Start locking your {censored} up now. It'll save you time later. My {censored} is already locked up. Well, except for the front door, but they'll have to get past the hounds to get in the house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members freetime Posted November 21, 2008 Members Share Posted November 21, 2008 i spent about a month just {censored}ing with this guy. he hasn't acted up since. That's hardcore, brosef. freetime approves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Emprov Posted November 21, 2008 Members Share Posted November 21, 2008 So my super nice, elderly neighbor just sold his house to a group of homeschooling jesus freaks. They have three kids, ages 3, 8 and 10. My dogs hate kids. I have to spend this Saturday shoring up my privacy fence to reduce my liability. {censored}. I don't care who you are, that's funny! My bother is a homeschooling Jesus freak, I wouldn't wish him on my worst enemy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jugghaid Posted November 21, 2008 Members Share Posted November 21, 2008 you are the wind beneath my wings... The best part is he knows it was me but can't prove it. He gave me the stare-down one day when I was driving by his house and I just waved at him and gave him a huge smile and yelled out "Howdy neighbor". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bassplayer7770 Posted November 21, 2008 Members Share Posted November 21, 2008 So my super nice, elderly neighbor just sold his house to a group of homeschooling jesus freaks.My family will kick them out when we're ready to move... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members t3ch Posted November 21, 2008 Members Share Posted November 21, 2008 Ok Juggs, is it you? What did I do? I've been out of work for 6 months, my property taxes went up 4k this year, 2 of my kids were in car accidents, and the furnace went out on Sunday. I'm sorry for whatever it was. Please, give me my life back.Next time he says no guacamole, he means no guacamole... Get it right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members chunky-b Posted November 21, 2008 Members Share Posted November 21, 2008 Mr. Jughaid, I humbly apologize for anything I may have or done or might do in the future to offend you or you family... Can we please have our economy back now? :poke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jugghaid Posted November 21, 2008 Members Share Posted November 21, 2008 Ok Juggs, is it you? What did I do? I've been out of work for 6 months, my property taxes went up 4k this year, 2 of my kids were in car accidents, and the furnace went out on Sunday. I'm sorry for whatever it was. Please, give me my life back.Nah. I like you Ralph. if you find out who it is, lemme know and ill hammer them for ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jugghaid Posted November 21, 2008 Members Share Posted November 21, 2008 Mr. Jughaid, I humbly apologize for anything I may have or done or might do in the future to offend you or you family... Can we please have our economy back now? :poke: I'm about ready to give "the treatment" to Bernake and Paulson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lug Posted November 21, 2008 Members Share Posted November 21, 2008 I Hereby extend the offer for the exaulted position of "The Enforcer Of The Kingdom Of Suck" to Enforcment Minister Jugghaid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members burdizzos Posted November 21, 2008 Author Members Share Posted November 21, 2008 My family will kick them out when we're ready to move... Nah, you guys get the not so nice elderly lady's house on the other side. Although, I'd prefer that you get the house that just sold because it has a sweet detached garage, perfect for the rock and rolling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jugghaid Posted November 21, 2008 Members Share Posted November 21, 2008 I Hereby extend the offer for the exaulted position of "The Enforcer Of The Kingdom Of Suck" to Enforcment Minister Jugghaid.Humbly accepted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lug Posted November 21, 2008 Members Share Posted November 21, 2008 Humbly accepted. With the mere threat of your evil doings and my MP3's, we could theoretically rule the world.....if anyone would actually want that piece-o-crap. Plus, we can have KK lecture them on where they F'ed up after.Triple terror...A Jugghaid FU, a Lug MP3, AND a KK lecture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members burdizzos Posted November 21, 2008 Author Members Share Posted November 21, 2008 With the mere threat of your evil doings and my MP3's, we could theoretically rule the world.....if anyone would actually want that piece-o-crap. Plus, we can have KK lecture them on where they F'ed up after. Triple terror...A Jugghaid FU, a Lug MP3, AND a KK lecture. The Kingdom of Suck used to seem like a cool idea, now it just sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lug Posted November 21, 2008 Members Share Posted November 21, 2008 The Kingdom of Suck used to seem like a cool idea, now it just sucks. Jealousy is such an ugly emotion. I hereby nominate burdizzos as Minister Of Mental Health Issues for the Kingdom of Suck. Congratulations and quit your whining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jugghaid Posted November 21, 2008 Members Share Posted November 21, 2008 With the mere threat of your evil doings and my MP3's, we could theoretically rule the world.....if anyone would actually want that piece-o-crap. Plus, we can have KK lecture them on where they F'ed up after. Triple terror...A Jugghaid FU, a Lug MP3, AND a KK lecture. That's a hell of a 1,2,3 punch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members burdizzos Posted November 21, 2008 Author Members Share Posted November 21, 2008 Jealousy is such an ugly emotion. I hereby nominate burdizzos as Minister Of Mental Health Issues for the Kingdom of Suck. Congratulations and quit your whining. Forget that crap! I will not be a subject within the Kingdom of Suck, but I'll visit if there will be punch and pie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lug Posted November 21, 2008 Members Share Posted November 21, 2008 Forget that crap! I will not be a subject within the Kingdom of Suck, but I'll visit if there will be punch and pie.Come on by!...so's I can punch you in your piehole! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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