Members t3ch Posted January 15, 2009 Members Share Posted January 15, 2009 All I ask out of a woman is that she be perfect in every way. Is that so much to ask? Not if the bitch knows what's good for her! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Renfield Posted January 15, 2009 Members Share Posted January 15, 2009 I will also add a quote from the great Norm Pedersen of "Cheers" fame: "Women.....you can't live with em!." I always liked finishing it with "... can't bury them in the back yard." Because that is just too close too home for the pending zombie invasion. You want them off your property. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MisfitKay138 Posted January 15, 2009 Members Share Posted January 15, 2009 I always liked finishing it with "... can't bury them in the back yard." Because that is just too close too home for the pending zombie invasion. You want them off your property. yeah but ya gotta admit, you wouldnt mind getting eaten by the chick from return of the living dead 5...(think its 5, pierces herself anywhere and everywhere with anything and everything to keep from going bonkers?) that was total hotness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Renfield Posted January 15, 2009 Members Share Posted January 15, 2009 yeah but ya gotta admit, you wouldnt mind getting eaten by the chick from return of the living dead 5...(think its 5, pierces herself anywhere and everywhere with anything and everything to keep from going bonkers?) that was total hotness RotLD 3I wanted to post a diff pic, but it has a very visible (pierced) nip slip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mlwarriner Posted January 15, 2009 Members Share Posted January 15, 2009 I didn't really offend you, did I? C7 what the {censored} is this? the mighty C7 actually giving a {censored} about the feelings of a...a...woman????you're slippin, fool. ( ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MisfitKay138 Posted January 15, 2009 Members Share Posted January 15, 2009 RotLD 3 I wanted to post a diff pic, but it has a very visible (pierced) nip slip. it was 3? hmmm i havent seen any of them in YEARS. not even sure how many there are now. but i definately gotta see that one again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Pickdust Posted January 15, 2009 Members Share Posted January 15, 2009 Fixed.With the exception of the hair-splitting (which clearly misses the meaning of your post) I say..............Amen! (no pun intended) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members FailBoatCaptn Posted January 15, 2009 Members Share Posted January 15, 2009 All I ask out of a woman is that she be perfect in every way. Is that so much to ask? i think that's perfectly reasonable, but you're gonna be one bored ass em effr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Renfield Posted January 15, 2009 Members Share Posted January 15, 2009 it was 3? hmmm i havent seen any of them in YEARS. not even sure how many there are now. but i definately gotta see that one again Five was the most recent that I am aware of. Supposed to be gawd awful, and only loosely zombie based, but it has me curious all the same for obvious reasons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MisfitKay138 Posted January 15, 2009 Members Share Posted January 15, 2009 Five was the most recent that I am aware of. Supposed to be gawd awful, and only loosely zombie based, but it has me curious all the same for obvious reasons. well, if ya ever get down this way we'll have to have a zombie fest :thu: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MrJoshua Posted January 15, 2009 Members Share Posted January 15, 2009 i think that's perfectly reasonable, but you're gonna be one bored ass em effr. Obviously your definition of perfect is very different from mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members Crescent Seven Posted January 15, 2009 Members Share Posted January 15, 2009 what the {censored} is this? the mighty C7 actually giving a {censored} about the feelings of a... a... woman???? you're slippin, fool. {censored} that. I have much love for the ladies of the forum. It's them other hoes I don't love.C7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members hi.flyer Posted January 15, 2009 Members Share Posted January 15, 2009 women Are pretty wonderful. They're soft and smell nice. And they have vaginas so sometimes you can stick your penis in them, assuming you have one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members fingeringam Posted January 15, 2009 Members Share Posted January 15, 2009 Are pretty wonderful. They're soft and smell nice. And they have vaginas so sometimes you can stick your penis in them, assuming you have one. Also assuming they DON'T have one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members hi.flyer Posted January 15, 2009 Members Share Posted January 15, 2009 Also assuming they DON'T have oneYea, well, I mean, if they had BOTH, you still might be able to make it work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members nAmzrTakin Posted January 15, 2009 Members Share Posted January 15, 2009 {censored} that. I have much love for the ladies of the forum. It's them other hoes I don't love. C7 Oh that's a little weak man. You only like the ones that might read your pimp threads. Way to cover your ass Every pimp knows not to push the hoes too far. No man needs a gaggle of angry bitches chasing him around town.Q: What do you tell a woman with a black eye?A: Nothing her pimp hasn't told her already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Crescent Seven Posted January 15, 2009 Members Share Posted January 15, 2009 Oh that's a little weak man. You only like the ones that might read your pimp threads. Way to cover your ass Every pimp knows not to push the hoes too far. No man needs a gaggle of angry bitches chasing him around town. Word.Really, though, it's about respect. You gotta have the ladies on your side, or else you're in trouble. See, they talk to each other. Alot. So if you piss one off, all of a sudden you're in the doghouse with all of them, and half the time you don't know why. And you know they're not going to tell you. So you gotta play it cool. Scandalous hooks, the whole lot of 'em.C7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members nAmzrTakin Posted January 15, 2009 Members Share Posted January 15, 2009 Word. Really, though, it's about respect. You gotta have the ladies on your side, or else you're in trouble. See, they talk to each other. Alot. So if you piss one off, all of a sudden you're in the doghouse with all of them, and half the time you don't know why. And you know they're not going to tell you. So you gotta play it cool. Scandalous hooks, the whole lot of 'em. C7 Girls don't get even, they get reinforcements.There's nothin quite as terrifying as lookin up and seeing a group of 6 women giving you the evil eye. You just know {censored} will get worse. Their like those carnivorous flowers. Pretty to look at, but put a foot wrong and they'll eat you bones and all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Goofball Jones Posted January 15, 2009 Members Share Posted January 15, 2009 I love women. I respect women. I easily fall in love with them...and not really in a romantic way because I'm old enough to be past that biological goofiness. I mean I fall in love with their quirks. Their flaws. Their cuteness, both physical and personality wise. And you know what, I treat them like I treat everyone...on an individual basis. I never lump anyone into a "group". At least I try not to...but hey, I have flaws also. I'm rambling now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members nAmzrTakin Posted January 15, 2009 Members Share Posted January 15, 2009 I love women. I respect women. I easily fall in love with them...and not really in a romantic way because I'm old enough to be past that biological goofiness. I mean I fall in love with their quirks. Their flaws. Their cuteness, both physical and personality wise. And you know what, I treat them like I treat everyone...on an individual basis. I never lump anyone into a "group". At least I try not to...but hey, I have flaws also. I'm rambling now... Thanks captain Highground Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Goofball Jones Posted January 15, 2009 Members Share Posted January 15, 2009 Thanks captain Highground Hey, you bet. Anything to get a guy laid! Am I right guys? WOO HOO!High five! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members nAmzrTakin Posted January 15, 2009 Members Share Posted January 15, 2009 Hey, you bet. Anything to get a guy laid! Am I right guys? WOO HOO! High five! Not that I can talk. I'm posting like a pimp here, while simultaneously emailing my GF telling her how much I miss her and that I can't wait to see her tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Crescent Seven Posted January 15, 2009 Members Share Posted January 15, 2009 Not that I can talk. I'm posting like a pimp here, while simultaneously emailing my GF telling her how much I miss her and that I can't wait to see her tomorrow. There's nothing un-pimplike about smooth talking the ladies. You gotta butter the croissant before you eat it, otherwise it's dry.C7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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