Members Pickdust Posted March 25, 2009 Members Share Posted March 25, 2009 i'd rather punch them Or that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members collinwho Posted March 25, 2009 Members Share Posted March 25, 2009 I don't mind people asking if my tattoos hurt. I tell them the honest answer. The forearm hurt, but that was because it was an apprentice who didn't know what he was doing. The touchup hurt much worse. The ribs hurt like hell, just like I expected. If someone asks "Why would you do something like that to yourself?" I usually say "Because I wanted to". The response I usually hear is "I can't imagine ever doing something like that to myself". I then respond "That is why I got them on my body and not yours" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Reverend179 Posted March 25, 2009 Members Share Posted March 25, 2009 Y'know, when people ask if my lip rings hurt, I just yank on 'em real hard and say 'NOPE!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BottomHeavyKate Posted March 25, 2009 Members Share Posted March 25, 2009 Tell them all the tattoos and piercings were nothing compared to the sex change.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members T. Alan Smith Posted March 25, 2009 Members Share Posted March 25, 2009 Tell them all the tattoos and piercings were nothing compared to the sex change.... HA HA HA HA HA!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bassman1956 Posted March 25, 2009 Members Share Posted March 25, 2009 Tell them it's part of your initiation ritual into a cannibal tribe, and you're scouting for the next meal. Then ask if they'd like to join you for dinner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Super_Donut_Man Posted March 25, 2009 Members Share Posted March 25, 2009 Tell them all the tattoos and piercings were nothing compared to the sex change.... /Thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members perrydabassman Posted March 25, 2009 Members Share Posted March 25, 2009 It's a totally irrational quirk I have but I find myself completely engulfed with rage and incapable of replying. It's just a hot button of mine and I shouldnt get as mad as i do. but when some smug {censored} looks down their noes with furrowed brow and says in the most patronizing way says "Why would you do that to yourself??" i just want to knock their lights out. spare me the "you asked for it" replies. i'm aware. I just want to know how to reply. ....The dumb ass "did that hurt" inquiry used to get on my last nerve too - until one day last summer my geinus roomate and boyfriend concocted the most epic response which i would get bant for if i posted it... PM me though and i'll tell you I hope you will pardon my ignorance, but plug?? I have no idea what a plug is, enlighten me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members citizenralph Posted March 25, 2009 Members Share Posted March 25, 2009 I think the best way to handle it would be to not freak out about it but rather, in a calm tone, explain why you have done these things. I don't really understand the need to do it, and though I probably wouldn't be rude to you, I might ask you " why would you do that to yourself?". I'm curious, that's why I ask. I've had people ask me why I shave my head. So, I tell them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SA Rios Posted March 25, 2009 Members Share Posted March 25, 2009 I hope you will pardon my ignorance, butt plug?? I have no idea what a plug is, enlighten me? Not that kind of plug, sicko. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members FailBoatCaptn Posted March 25, 2009 Author Members Share Posted March 25, 2009 butt plug - lol!! i have 9/16" holes in my ears. the earrings i wear are called "plugs" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members citizenralph Posted March 25, 2009 Members Share Posted March 25, 2009 i have 9/16" holes in my ears. Why would you do that to yourself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators ThudMaker Posted March 25, 2009 Moderators Share Posted March 25, 2009 butt plug - lol!! i have 9/16" holes in my ears. the earrings i wear are called "plugs"Interesting. How is that done compared to getting pierced? And do the plugs stand out more than earrings? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members FailBoatCaptn Posted March 25, 2009 Author Members Share Posted March 25, 2009 well it's a very slow process of stretching the holes VERY gradually, massaging them with oils and then putting in a slightly bigger plug. here's a pic of a girl who's like 2 or 3 sizes bigger then mine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ec437 Posted March 25, 2009 Members Share Posted March 25, 2009 Of course it can be a legitimate question, but I'm sure it isn't always. "It's a totally irrational quirk I have but I find myself completely engulfed with rage and incapable of replying." Since you became a mod, your boringness factor has increased exponentially. sigh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Crescent Seven Posted March 25, 2009 Members Share Posted March 25, 2009 butt plug - lol!! i have 9/16" holes in my ears. the earrings i wear are called "plugs" I wanted to finger them with my pinky, but I figured you'd hit me.C7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members FailBoatCaptn Posted March 25, 2009 Author Members Share Posted March 25, 2009 I wanted to finger them with my pinky, but I figured you'd hit me. C7 your index finger woulda fit. i am, totally fine with people fingering my ears. if you're ok with having a finger that smells like lemon and cheese for a minute or so after... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ec437 Posted March 25, 2009 Members Share Posted March 25, 2009 I wanted to finger them with my pinky, but I figured you'd hit me. C7 you wanted to finger her butt plugs? :freak::freak: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Crescent Seven Posted March 25, 2009 Members Share Posted March 25, 2009 you wanted to finger her butt plugs? :freak: :freak: You don't know me very well.C7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Crescent Seven Posted March 25, 2009 Members Share Posted March 25, 2009 your index finger woulda fit. i am, totally fine with people fingering my ears. if you're ok with having a finger that smells like lemon and cheese for a minute or so after... Lemon and cheese smells better than last night's enchiladas...C7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members FailBoatCaptn Posted March 25, 2009 Author Members Share Posted March 25, 2009 you're killing me today man. roflmao. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jugghaid Posted March 25, 2009 Members Share Posted March 25, 2009 This one is easy FBC:Q: "Why would you do that to yourself"?A: "Actually, I didn't. When I was in prison, they gave you a tat every time you killed some asshole for asking you a stupid question. Come to think of it, I NEED a new tat. Cmere." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members FailBoatCaptn Posted March 25, 2009 Author Members Share Posted March 25, 2009 This one is easy FBC: Q: "Why would you do that to yourself"? A: "Actually, I didn't. When I was in prison, they gave you a tat every time you killed some asshole for asking you a stupid question. Come to think of it, I NEED a new tat. Cmere." ooh nice yeah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jugghaid Posted March 25, 2009 Members Share Posted March 25, 2009 ooh nice yeahI'm there for ya darling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members perrydabassman Posted March 25, 2009 Members Share Posted March 25, 2009 butt plug - lol!! i have 9/16" holes in my ears. the earrings i wear are called "plugs" Thanks for the explanation, regardless of the comments made by the other "butt plug". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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