Members AluminumNeck Posted January 10, 2010 Members Share Posted January 10, 2010 It's a {censored}ing fish. Feed it to the dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators isaac42 Posted January 10, 2010 Moderators Share Posted January 10, 2010 I had a whole pond full of goldfish, frozen solid, come back to life when the water thawed.Maybe it's just carp that can survive this.I know they were frozen solid because I went out there with a fire poker and chipped some of them out of the block of ice and threw em away.Dad yelled at me and told me to leave em be - sure enough, a goodly amount of em survived it. Ponds rarely freeze all the way to the bottom, and the fish don't survive if they do. So, I'm saying that the ones that were well and truly frozen were no among those that survived. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jonjohn Posted January 10, 2010 Members Share Posted January 10, 2010 Take it out and stomp on in like you are thinking of. Or slice off it's head. If you know it's on it's last legs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members nAmzrTakin Posted January 10, 2010 Members Share Posted January 10, 2010 Finish it off with tartare sauce and a side of fries. Seriously though. Meat cleaver, whack it's head off. It will be dead before it could ever feel anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Westsailor Posted January 10, 2010 Members Share Posted January 10, 2010 In all seriousness, when I catch a big fish and it's flopping all over my boat and I need to get it under control I just pour a slug of rum down its gills. Does the trick every time (Then I give it a good knock on the head with a small baseball bat and in the pan it goes) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Brother Mango Posted January 10, 2010 Author Members Share Posted January 10, 2010 Take it out and stomp on in like you are thinking of. Or slice off it's head. If you know it's on it's last legs Done!Fish quickly taken outside and dispatched. BTW, fish don't have legs JonJohn.Tables, and wimmenz have legs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Kindness Posted January 11, 2010 Moderators Share Posted January 11, 2010 wimmenz have legs. ...he says staring at the post above... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jazz Ad Posted January 11, 2010 Members Share Posted January 11, 2010 Well I have cats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jonjohn Posted January 11, 2010 Members Share Posted January 11, 2010 BTW, fish don't have legs JonJohn. Tables, and wimmenz have legs. lol. I dunno, I have seen some legless wimminz before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members nAmzrTakin Posted January 11, 2010 Members Share Posted January 11, 2010 Good on you. lol. I dunno, I have seen some legless wimminz before That's how I met my fianc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jonjohn Posted January 11, 2010 Members Share Posted January 11, 2010 That's how I met my fianc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members nAmzrTakin Posted January 11, 2010 Members Share Posted January 11, 2010 I don't know if my self esteem will hold up with you calling me ugly might have to go out and pick up a fat chick to make it all better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jonjohn Posted January 11, 2010 Members Share Posted January 11, 2010 I don't know if my self esteem will hold up with you calling me ugly might have to go out and pick up a fat chick to make it all better No not you. Your fiance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ModmanQ6 Posted January 11, 2010 Members Share Posted January 11, 2010 Put it in a container of water. Place said container in the freezer. I had a sax player about 20 years ago who pulled a pirhanna out of his freezer when I went over to his house. Apparently it jumped up and bit onto his finger when he was feeding it and he flung it into the freezer as a punishment. It didn't come back either... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members nAmzrTakin Posted January 11, 2010 Members Share Posted January 11, 2010 No not you. Your fiance Probably shouldn't have laughed at that as hard as I did. If anything though she's probably a little too hot for me. That's why I had to lock her in. Next step is to knock her up so she has to stick with me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jonjohn Posted January 11, 2010 Members Share Posted January 11, 2010 Probably shouldn't have laughed at that as hard as I did. If anything though she's probably a little too hot for me. That's why I had to lock her in. Next step is to knock her up so she has to stick with me Good plan. But not always 100% successful. However that coupled with a beaten down self esteem = win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members nAmzrTakin Posted January 11, 2010 Members Share Posted January 11, 2010 Good plan. But not always 100% successful. However that coupled with a beaten down self esteem = win I'll just start putting sugar in everything she eats. Eventually we'll boh just be chunky. Win-win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jonjohn Posted January 11, 2010 Members Share Posted January 11, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Svi Posted January 11, 2010 Members Share Posted January 11, 2010 Done!Fish quickly taken outside and dispatched. Wow. I really can't believe you did that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators ThudMaker Posted January 11, 2010 Moderators Share Posted January 11, 2010 When that happened with one of our fish, we called the store and they said to find a hard floor and throw it hard against it. I did that. I either have a major league arm or the fish was a bit soft as the death was very quick and pieces of the fish were spread all over the kitchen floor after the throw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jonjohn Posted January 11, 2010 Members Share Posted January 11, 2010 . I wish I had a beer, so I could say "I almost spat it all over my computer " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RIC N BACKER Posted January 11, 2010 Members Share Posted January 11, 2010 My roommate has a betta that's in its final hours.I've been researching and find the best way to euthanize a fish requires use of clove oil and vodka--neither of which we have at home and we don't plan on going to buy it.What are some other humane ways of dealing with this? put it in a baggie and then the freezer. the fast drop in temp will put him to sleep very fast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RIC N BACKER Posted January 11, 2010 Members Share Posted January 11, 2010 Ponds rarely freeze all the way to the bottom, and the fish don't survive if they do.So, I'm saying that the ones that were well and truly frozen were no among those that survived. depends on how shallow it is but I am with you, I doubt any of them would survive being fully frozen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Brother Mango Posted January 11, 2010 Author Members Share Posted January 11, 2010 Wow.I really can't believe you did that. Stop it! I can't believe it either; and I'm not thrilled about it.The fish was in a very bad way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Brother Mango Posted January 11, 2010 Author Members Share Posted January 11, 2010 put it in a baggie and then the freezer. the fast drop in temp will put him to sleep very fast. I've heard that the frozen baggie method is slow and painful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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