Members Low Tone Posted October 2, 2007 Members Share Posted October 2, 2007 Originally Posted by Bonoman Still alive. The colonoscopy sucked, but the good news is that they found nothing. No polyps, no growths, no cancer, no ulcers, nothing. The doc said that for a smoker I've got surprisingly pink guts. I don't think he meant I was a {censored}, but now that I read it... Anyhow, the bad news is that I got some pretty severe food poisoning a few years ago that turned into the Norwalk Virus, and basically I had it so bad that it's never going to go away now. I will basically have flu symptoms every day for the rest of my life until this finishes eating my stomach and kills me in a decade or so, so that kind of sucks. It's not contagious, but it is deadly and there's no cure and no relief from the symptoms. All the sex and drugs that I've had and done, and I get killed by a bad piece of salmon. Never would have thought it... I'm going for a second opinion in a few weeks. I don't think my doctor or the colon people are correct about this. Call it a gut feeling (pun intended), but I just don't think that diagnosis is right. Holy {censored}ing {censored}!!! Dude. I'm speechless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ToeJamFootball Posted October 2, 2007 Members Share Posted October 2, 2007 Originally Posted by frunobulax Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members hawkhuff Posted October 2, 2007 Members Share Posted October 2, 2007 Originally Posted by Bonoman Still alive. The colonoscopy sucked, but the good news is that they found nothing. No polyps, no growths, no cancer, no ulcers, nothing. The doc said that for a smoker I've got surprisingly pink guts. I don't think he meant I was a {censored}, but now that I read it... Anyhow, the bad news is that I got some pretty severe food poisoning a few years ago that turned into the Norwalk Virus, and basically I had it so bad that it's never going to go away now. I will basically have flu symptoms every day for the rest of my life until this finishes eating my stomach and kills me in a decade or so, so that kind of sucks. It's not contagious, but it is deadly and there's no cure and no relief from the symptoms. All the sex and drugs that I've had and done, and I get killed by a bad piece of salmon. Never would have thought it... I'm going for a second opinion in a few weeks. I don't think my doctor or the colon people are correct about this. Call it a gut feeling (pun intended), but I just don't think that diagnosis is right. Glad to hear your colon is clean. I had three polyps and all were negative. How do they diagnose this virus? Is it from raw or cooked salmon? Definitely get a 2nd opinion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Perfessor Posted October 2, 2007 Members Share Posted October 2, 2007 Originally Posted by Bonoman Still alive. The colonoscopy sucked, but the good news is that they found nothing. No polyps, no growths, no cancer, no ulcers, nothing. The doc said that for a smoker I've got surprisingly pink guts. I don't think he meant I was a {censored}, but now that I read it... Anyhow, the bad news is that I got some pretty severe food poisoning a few years ago that turned into the Norwalk Virus, and basically I had it so bad that it's never going to go away now. I will basically have flu symptoms every day for the rest of my life until this finishes eating my stomach and kills me in a decade or so, so that kind of sucks. It's not contagious, but it is deadly and there's no cure and no relief from the symptoms. All the sex and drugs that I've had and done, and I get killed by a bad piece of salmon. Never would have thought it... I'm going for a second opinion in a few weeks. I don't think my doctor or the colon people are correct about this. Call it a gut feeling (pun intended), but I just don't think that diagnosis is right. Geeez! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members niomosy Posted October 2, 2007 Members Share Posted October 2, 2007 Originally Posted by Bonoman Still alive. The colonoscopy sucked, but the good news is that they found nothing. No polyps, no growths, no cancer, no ulcers, nothing. The doc said that for a smoker I've got surprisingly pink guts. I don't think he meant I was a {censored}, but now that I read it... Anyhow, the bad news is that I got some pretty severe food poisoning a few years ago that turned into the Norwalk Virus, and basically I had it so bad that it's never going to go away now. I will basically have flu symptoms every day for the rest of my life until this finishes eating my stomach and kills me in a decade or so, so that kind of sucks. It's not contagious, but it is deadly and there's no cure and no relief from the symptoms. All the sex and drugs that I've had and done, and I get killed by a bad piece of salmon. Never would have thought it... I'm going for a second opinion in a few weeks. I don't think my doctor or the colon people are correct about this. Call it a gut feeling (pun intended), but I just don't think that diagnosis is right. Holy {censored}, I missed this part! Damn me and my reading before coffee has kicked in That sucks ass Bman. Definitely get a second opinion. This is serious info we're talking about here! I'm sorry to hear this I'm a bit sad now. We'll want good news from the next Dr. dammit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members slapthefunkyfour Posted October 3, 2007 Members Share Posted October 3, 2007 Page 3? WTF jerks. Yer slackin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members niomosy Posted October 3, 2007 Members Share Posted October 3, 2007 Children's experiments gone wrong, example 1: Chocolate milk flavored water. There was also a chemistry class aspect. The milk/water went from the big glass, to the sippy cup (which couldn't hold the contents) back to the big glass. Somehow, that involved a lot of spilling on the last transfer as the chair has a nice puddle in it as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Thumper Posted October 4, 2007 Members Share Posted October 4, 2007 We had a pot luck at school today. I ate myself sick. Literally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members hawkhuff Posted October 4, 2007 Members Share Posted October 4, 2007 Originally Posted by Thumper We had a pot luck at school today. I ate myself sick. Literally. It is healthy to gorge once in a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zamfir Posted October 4, 2007 Members Share Posted October 4, 2007 Originally Posted by hawkhuff It is healthy to gorge once in a while. Seriously? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members niomosy Posted October 5, 2007 Members Share Posted October 5, 2007 Originally Posted by Zamfir Seriously? Maybe from a mental perspective... that nice feeling of being so stuffed, you can't move, falling asleep, waking up feeling good. Can't imagine it's from a physical health standpoint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zamfir Posted October 5, 2007 Members Share Posted October 5, 2007 I mean, I admit I gorge on occasion. Never had it feel particularly smart of me... I just want to feel better about myself, is that so wroooong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members hawkhuff Posted October 6, 2007 Members Share Posted October 6, 2007 Originally Posted by Zamfir Seriously? I used to train hawks for hunting. An experienced falconer told me during my apprenticeship that gorging a bird occasionally recharged their batteries. Obviously, moderation is the key. I tried it with my birds and he was right, not that I doubted him. They fly better and hunt with more intensity. Physiology is physiology and it works for people too, although it isn't PC with all the food cops we have around us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ToeJamFootball Posted October 6, 2007 Members Share Posted October 6, 2007 So, I'm drunk. Anyone else? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mrcrow Posted October 6, 2007 Members Share Posted October 6, 2007 tried this last week and it felt pretty comfortable and through the shops decent combo came over quite rich and throaty i liked the neck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Thumper Posted October 6, 2007 Members Share Posted October 6, 2007 Originally Posted by ToeJamFootball So, I'm drunk. Anyone else? Not yet. I'm enjoying the first New Belgium 1554 Black Ale of the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ToeJamFootball Posted October 7, 2007 Members Share Posted October 7, 2007 Originally Posted by Thumper Not yet. I'm enjoying the first New Belgium 1554 Black Ale of the day. Sounds sensatiable! My friend clued me in on a party with free beer. When they decided it was time to call it quits, I stacked as many beers in my pockets and hands as a could for the walk home. Good thing I wore my cargos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ranjaman Posted October 7, 2007 Members Share Posted October 7, 2007 I'm watching what could be the greatest dutch tv-show of all time. It's called "Nacht van de popmuziek". (Night of Popmusic) They basically pile a dude with his collection of old music video's and live recordings (tens of thousands of them) in a studio with a walking music encyclopedia and a presenter and they play the best videos all night long. They also have a website where they take requests. It's great, so far I've seen Otis Redding, Marvin Gaye, Pearl Jam, Sly Stone, Neil Young, Bob Marley and The Doors, all rare live performances. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ToeJamFootball Posted October 7, 2007 Members Share Posted October 7, 2007 Originally Posted by ranjaman I'm watching what could be the greatest dutch tv-show of all time. It's called "Nacht van de popmuziek". (Night of Popmusic) They basically pile a dude with his collection of old music video's and live recordings (tens of thousands of them) in a studio with a walking music encyclopedia and a presenter and they play the best videos all night long. They also have a website where they take requests. It's great, so far I've seen Otis Redding, Marvin Gaye, Pearl Jam, Sly Stone, Neil Young, Bob Marley and The Doors, all rare live performances. Request some King's X and see if they play it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ranjaman Posted October 7, 2007 Members Share Posted October 7, 2007 Originally Posted by ToeJamFootball Request some King's X and see if they play it. No King's X in the request list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ToeJamFootball Posted October 7, 2007 Members Share Posted October 7, 2007 Originally Posted by ranjaman No King's X in the request list. Boooo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members chunky-b Posted October 7, 2007 Members Share Posted October 7, 2007 Just wanted you all to know the following: Poison Ivy SUX! That is all... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Thumper Posted October 8, 2007 Members Share Posted October 8, 2007 Mrs. Thumper and I loaded Harley the Lab from Hell into the Jeep and headed up towards Mt. Hood today. We took Hwy 26 south of the mountain, then picked up Hwy 35 and headed for Hood River. We stopped in Parkdale and had a pint and snax at the Parkdale Brew Pub. They have a nice IPA and an awesome Scottish Ale on tap. We spent an hour enjoying the mild weather, the view of Mount Hood and watching Harley play with two other pups whose owners stopped in. We continued up 35 toward Hood River and stopped at two farms to buy fresh fruit and produce. Hood River is famous for it's apples, pears and other produce. We picked up a gallon of fresh, unpasteurized apple cider at Draper Sister's Farm. If I could only have one beverage for the rest of my life, this is it. www.hoodriverfruitloop.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Spin Cycle Posted October 8, 2007 Members Share Posted October 8, 2007 The thing I'd heard about called the "sophomore slump" turns out to be real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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