Members Ripping Rudy Posted October 22, 2005 Members Share Posted October 22, 2005 so.... Me and my drummer just loaded out of our gig ( I just got home - It's 3:15 AM). Anyway, we're driving out of the club's parking lot when two really drunk chicks stop in front of my car and start kissing each other. I roll down the window and one of them says "we're getting married". My drummer says "you have to grab her tits" so the chick pulls the other chicks top down, fully exposing her tits and STARTS LICKING HER NIPPLES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET. Best damn thing EVER. Rock on,RR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Tedster Posted October 22, 2005 Members Share Posted October 22, 2005 Verrry interessting... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sideswipedv Posted October 22, 2005 Members Share Posted October 22, 2005 I say SWEEEEEETTTTT!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Tedster Posted October 22, 2005 Members Share Posted October 22, 2005 You could have said..."When you get tired of licking those nipples, darlin', I have something a little bigger here that could use some licking, too". (as the song "Lick My Love Pump" plays in the background) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members VSpaceBoy Posted October 22, 2005 Members Share Posted October 22, 2005 Holy lord of sweetness!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Metal|Boy Posted October 22, 2005 Members Share Posted October 22, 2005 So, how did it all end? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members THB Posted October 22, 2005 Members Share Posted October 22, 2005 I lubs me them drunk nasty girls! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators MrKnobs Posted October 22, 2005 Moderators Share Posted October 22, 2005 As a person who regularly plays in lesbian bars, and sees what you're describing all the time, it always cracks me up to hear guys getting a thrill out of this sort of thing. Unless where you live, all lesbians look like the "lesbians" in porn films. Terry D. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cassius Posted October 22, 2005 Members Share Posted October 22, 2005 Why did i immediately click this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cassius Posted October 22, 2005 Members Share Posted October 22, 2005 Oh yeah, lesbians. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members amplayer Posted October 22, 2005 Members Share Posted October 22, 2005 Last night, my cover band played at a bar that was nearly empty. Bummer. However, at the end of the night, 2 chicks got on the floor and did a pseudo-stripper thing (on a pole, but without actually stripping). Then they added in the lesbo action. I can't say it was exciting, but it sure was entertaining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members griffLe Posted October 22, 2005 Members Share Posted October 22, 2005 that never happends after my band's gigs:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Badside Posted October 23, 2005 Members Share Posted October 23, 2005 I love drunk lesbians on the dance floor! It's amazing what alcool will do to some woman. I remember last year, the hot couple on the dance floor was actually my ex girlfriend (I should say really hot ex girlfriend) and her friend. She's not a lesbo, but a very open girl... Damn, I'm almost married and my girlfriend was even pregnant at the time so all I could do was to watch... but just to think of it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Blackwatch Posted October 24, 2005 Members Share Posted October 24, 2005 A very wise man once said" Son....the smartest thing you can ever do is marry a bi-sexual woman." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members AJ6stringsting Posted November 6, 2005 Members Share Posted November 6, 2005 I was at gig and some gals started "Bumping Clams" right in front of us they got kick out.No that's what I call penis envy being blown out of proportion:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ermghoti Posted November 6, 2005 Members Share Posted November 6, 2005 There has never been a thread made more worthless by the absence of photographs than this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bender69 Posted November 7, 2005 Members Share Posted November 7, 2005 Originally posted by MrKnobs Unless where you live, all lesbians look like the "lesbians" in porn films. Terry D. Most of the one I've run across look like truck drivers. I'm not much into seeing two women who look like men make out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sleepin' Deeper Posted November 9, 2005 Members Share Posted November 9, 2005 Originally posted by Blackwatch A very wise man once said" Son....the smartest thing you can ever do is marry a bi-sexual woman." Been seeing one for the last 4 years, and the wise man was right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members archiemax Posted November 10, 2005 Members Share Posted November 10, 2005 Originally posted by ermghoti There has never been a thread made more worthless by the absence of photographs than this one. +infinity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Vere Posted November 10, 2005 Members Share Posted November 10, 2005 Originally posted by ermghoti There has never been a thread made more worthless by the absence of photographs than this one. +999999999999999 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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