Members dougb415 Posted June 5, 2007 Members Share Posted June 5, 2007 I look over to see what's the problem, and her ass is soaking up all my sound! Just about splattered my monitor with green tea on this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members anonimouse Posted June 5, 2007 Members Share Posted June 5, 2007 "ALLLLLRRIIIGHHT LEMME SEE THOSE MIDDLE FINGERS! PUT THOSE MIDDLE FINGERS UP IN THE AIR YOU MOTHER{censored}ERS!" that right there will usually turn me against just about any band. i guess any excessive swearing sorta gives me the impression you are just a dumbass. if its in a song then its usually not as bad, but overall you still fit in the same catagory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members vanlatte Posted June 5, 2007 Members Share Posted June 5, 2007 that right there will usually turn me against just about any band. i guess any excessive swearing sorta gives me the impression you are just a dumbass. if its in a song then its usually not as bad, but overall you still fit in the same catagory Ugh, I know what you mean. I have walked out on National acts for excessive swearing; there really is no need for the F-bomb every two seconds. I mean if you are making a point and belt one out, fine. But when it's every other word you just come off looking like a 4th grade dropout with a very limited vocabulary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members caveman Posted June 5, 2007 Members Share Posted June 5, 2007 ARGH!! We're doing call & reply that we've done for two years and he comes in a half a bar early. Which of course makes it sound like I don't know my part. Why the hell am I arranging this stuff for Other than that and his affinity for whiskey, he doesn't suck that bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JBJ Posted June 5, 2007 Members Share Posted June 5, 2007 you would be sick if you seen me doing my cover band stuff. not only do i sing, im the only guitar player now so i get to do all my orgasm faces, leg on the monitor, lean back and look up to the heavens (ceiling 2 foot above your head) and dancing with the good looking girls at the front whilst doing a really cheesy solo whilst at the same time shouting: come on i can't hear you folks, a little bit louder now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bassred Posted June 6, 2007 Members Share Posted June 6, 2007 I'm wireless (bass and In Ear Monitors that I just got) so I go and shake it on the dance floor with the ladies too! That's a lot of fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Lurko Posted June 6, 2007 Members Share Posted June 6, 2007 Stopping in the middle of a song to berate the audience for talking during your set. I saw a guy do this with a "I'll let you finish your conversation...you know I only get 35 minutes here....blah whine blah" and so I left. MAYBE PEOPLE WOULDN'T TALK IF YOU HAD SONGS THAT WERE INTERESTING ENOUGH TO CAPTURE THEIR ATTENTION, DOUCHEBAG. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TheDoober Posted June 11, 2007 Members Share Posted June 11, 2007 Here are some of my pet peeves:Saying "get the {censored} up" - gheyCounting "common!! 1234!" - dumb"Feel free to come to the front" - no {censored} off your band sucks"Don't be shy come to the front" - yeah heard you the first time still don't want to come to the front. LOL! Totally. My peeves: People who wear baseball caps on stage.People who wear street clothes on stage (and my band is a metal band!)Bands that drink BEFORE the gig (stupid)Pretentious assholes that ramble about political {censored} (I came to the gig to FORGET about the worlds problems, dickweed!)Band members that just stand there looking uninteresting ({censored}in boring) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members FitchFY Posted June 11, 2007 Members Share Posted June 11, 2007 Bands that drink BEFORE the gig (stupid) Pretentious assholes that ramble about political {censored} (I came to the gig to FORGET about the worlds problems, dickweed!) Band members that just stand there looking uninteresting ({censored}in boring) Yes, yes, and YEEESSSSSSSSSS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bassred Posted June 12, 2007 Members Share Posted June 12, 2007 All of those are very much no no's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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