Members Kramerguy Posted September 30, 2009 Members Share Posted September 30, 2009 Topmost things a band-mate has said into a microphone at a gig: for me... 3. "Let's hear it for two girls and a cup!" 2. "Any girls here looking for a one night stand?" 1. "Hey, how about tipping the bartenders you cheap bastards!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ChordGirl Posted September 30, 2009 Members Share Posted September 30, 2009 1. "F*ck" to an audience containing multiple children. 2. "I f*ckin' hate dogs" at a bar full of dog lovers immediately following the dog parade.3. "Let's hear it for Claire and Dave getting married this weekend!!! Yeah, good luck with that one!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members karlw Posted September 30, 2009 Members Share Posted September 30, 2009 "Which one of you babes is going home with me tonight?" - dead silence and staring was the result. It was a rowdy bachelorette party but this stopped everything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Lee Knight Posted September 30, 2009 Moderators Share Posted September 30, 2009 "We'd like to dedicate this to the Suzie the waitress!" (Followed by the Stone's Stupid Girl) Yes, she was horrible, but still... I've never been fired from a gig except for that night. (Thanks John ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members vanlatte Posted September 30, 2009 Members Share Posted September 30, 2009 "Here is a song I wrote for the Beatles" "This next one is about a horse in a glue factory. It's called Together or Apart" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jeff42 Posted September 30, 2009 Members Share Posted September 30, 2009 3. "Let's hear it for two girls and a cup!" we actually made a lot of jokes about this one when that was the gross vid everyone was talkin about. one of the worst things said into a microphone was what one of our former members said at a private gig we did because the crowd wasn't up and dancing. band finishes a song. polite clapping. former member: "come up here and dance people." silence, and then- former member: "meh, who cares. it's like getting paid to practice" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MDLMUSIC Posted September 30, 2009 Members Share Posted September 30, 2009 At a wedding reception, the saxophone player yells into the mic, "Let's hear it for the happy couple...Mark and Roxanne!" Only problem was the bride's name was Carla. Roxanne was Mark's old girlfriend. This is why we don't usually let the sax player speak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members John Bartus Posted October 1, 2009 Members Share Posted October 1, 2009 A former keyboardist in my band once told a crowd of mostly women, "Tonight is your lucky night! One night only ladies, tonight and tonight only -- FREE DICK! You heard that right, free dick. Plenty to go around, no waiting." I believe he told me he was fired from that gig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members cooterbrown Posted October 1, 2009 Members Share Posted October 1, 2009 Drunken drummers with mics are dangerous. (loudly to audience, during the last set) "Lemme tell you cock-eyed mother{censored}ers, something...I'm gettin' some {censored} tonight, if I have to put a {censored}in' roofie in one of you cum-guzzling whores' vodka n cranberry!!!" Wow....needless to say, the air kinda went out of the room, at that point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Tele-vania65000 Posted October 1, 2009 Members Share Posted October 1, 2009 Drunken drummers with mics are dangerous. (loudly to audience, during the last set) "Lemme tell you cock-eyed mother{censored}ers, something...I'm gettin' some {censored} tonight, if I have to put a {censored}in' roofie in one of you cum-guzzling whores' vodka n cranberry!!!" Wow. ...needless to say, the air kinda went out of the room, at that point. :lol::lol: Those are priceless! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members callous Posted October 1, 2009 Members Share Posted October 1, 2009 Audience shouts request for The Doors. I lean over the mike and say, "The Doors would be dead today if Morrison was still alive." I just didn't like playing Doors music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rockerdiva Posted October 4, 2009 Members Share Posted October 4, 2009 Thanks for the shots, you queers! We'll be back in a few minutes, however long it takes to go smoke some weed I guess .. (These were not from my bandmates by the way, just something I witnessed.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ermghoti II Posted October 4, 2009 Members Share Posted October 4, 2009 "Anybody who liked the last band should probably GTFO now. We're nothing like them." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SpaceNorman Posted October 4, 2009 Members Share Posted October 4, 2009 Note to self: In the future drop "Sympathy for the Devil" from the Stones medley when playing church fairs..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members GreenAsJade Posted October 5, 2009 Members Share Posted October 5, 2009 ^^^ reminds me of a close call we once had, where we had Zombie and Bring Me To Life on our set list at a time that we did a charity gig for the local "Cancer Council". GaJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members FireWithin Posted October 5, 2009 Members Share Posted October 5, 2009 This song is AWESOME! It's our best song! Hey, HEY everyone...this is our best song! (in nathan explosion voice) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Guitar Centaur Posted October 5, 2009 Members Share Posted October 5, 2009 One of our favorites is: "For my next trick, I'll need a condom and a volunteer" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members algernon7 Posted October 6, 2009 Members Share Posted October 6, 2009 "anyone who doesn't support gay marriage is either a nazi or a homophobe!" some wannabe metal hardcore band on Ferrett records. every time that guy opened his mouth i lost more respect for him. I don't support gay marriage, and i'm not a nazi, and i'm definitely not afraid of things that are the same! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.