Members KelleyK Posted August 4, 2010 Members Share Posted August 4, 2010 Hi there, Don't you hate it when you're loading in your gear for tonight's gig and the venue is not load-in friendly? Your hands are full with amps and other equipment and you practically need to use your toes to pry the door open. We feel your pain. Join our mission to make life a little easier by sharing where you'd like to see automatic doors at www.facebook.com/automaticworld http://www.facebook.com/automaticworld . Cheers, Kelley with Automatic World Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members kmart Posted August 4, 2010 Members Share Posted August 4, 2010 Customized spam? Does that make it...Not-Spam?Or...Ultra-Spam? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jeff42 Posted August 4, 2010 Members Share Posted August 4, 2010 Oh Christ! The doors are the least of my worries loading in! steps and other stuff are the real sucky things! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members flanc Posted August 4, 2010 Members Share Posted August 4, 2010 Seems like poorly aimed spam. How many bands are going to install "automatic doors" at venues to make load-in easier. Since when doesn't the mic stand or weighted ash tray work? So the club yells at you for propping open the door and letting out the AC and letting in the bugs...then you get band member x's girlfriend to mind the door. ok...I know...I'm wasting my keystrokes on spam..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators BATCAT Posted August 4, 2010 Moderators Share Posted August 4, 2010 I'm trying to decide between perma-ban, laughter, or both. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Red Hawk Posted August 4, 2010 Members Share Posted August 4, 2010 wow. epic spam. i'd be happy if more of the venues I play at had working toilets, let alone doors that opened themselves... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zeromus-X Posted August 4, 2010 Members Share Posted August 4, 2010 Personally, I think all the bars we play at should have people-movers, directly to the stage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members kmart Posted August 4, 2010 Members Share Posted August 4, 2010 wow. epic spam.i'd be happy if more of the venues I play at had working toilets, let alone doors that opened themselves... POSTOFTHE EPOCH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators daddymack Posted August 4, 2010 Moderators Share Posted August 4, 2010 Oh, Squiddly, that is definitely el spamola, amigo...what a maroon... go to his myspace and suggest an automatic door into his momma's drawers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators BATCAT Posted August 4, 2010 Moderators Share Posted August 4, 2010 Oh, Squiddly, that is definitely el spamola, amigo...what a maroon... go to his myspace and suggest an automatic door into his momma's drawers... yeah, he's banned. But that Facebook... Weirdest flavor of spam I've seen in a while. Automatic doors? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Steadfastly Posted August 5, 2010 Members Share Posted August 5, 2010 It's not automatic doors that are required it's shoes or boots with pointier toes so you can get those doors opened! Find sharply pointed shoes and boots at www.sharppointshoes/musicians/harmonycentral/backstagewiththeband or call 1-888-888-8888 and ask for Sharp Toes (who else?):):poke::) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mr3lions Posted August 5, 2010 Members Share Posted August 5, 2010 I need doors that force an audience in but don't let them out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Steadfastly Posted August 5, 2010 Members Share Posted August 5, 2010 I need doors that force an audience in but don't let them out. If you find any of those doors, you make trillions. Of course, there might be the small matter of kidnapping charges. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members John Bartus Posted August 5, 2010 Members Share Posted August 5, 2010 Gee... why doesn't Mr. Automatic World just invent the transporter beam and simply beam our gear to the stage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pinchedharmonic Posted August 5, 2010 Members Share Posted August 5, 2010 I think it would be easier if bars would have space for a truck to roll in. Then each band could have a truck with all their gear pre set up on the back. We can just drive to the venue and back the truck onto the stage area and then play. When finished, we just drive off. Possibly while still playing for dramatic effect. My idea is not only better, it's more realistic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members maxnew40 Posted August 5, 2010 Members Share Posted August 5, 2010 Why don't we all go to that web site and suggest that they add automatic doors to all of our state, federal , and local jails? Max Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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