Moderators MrKnobs Posted February 19, 2006 Moderators Share Posted February 19, 2006 Originally posted by RockGirl Terry, you don't have any alters. Do you? Three that aren't banned yet. None posting on this thread, though. T. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RockGirl Posted February 19, 2006 Members Share Posted February 19, 2006 No comments about me doing a chick out in the open...in the back of a Jeep...in the parking lot of a CHURCH! I mean THAT should get some kind of reaction! OK Rich4Once, the church parking lot doesn't bother me, and most people have had sex in public before. I myself had sex on the college campus I was attending standing out in the rain. Seeing her shaking her cum filled cooch in all those men's faces made me laugh out loud! This type of writing probably appeals more to men. It doesn't offend me, but at the same time I would have preferred a little less vulgarity and a little more picturesque speech to convey the point. She makes no secret of her intentions, and I tell her to keep her motor running, and I'll be happy to "drive her home" after the gig. I like this line. Three that aren't banned yet I've been banned a time or two myself Terry usually for daring to post an opinion somewhere that went against the general consensus of the group. So no biggy, places like that are not for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members fuzzball Posted February 19, 2006 Members Share Posted February 19, 2006 In all honesty our stories were not as great and MrKnobs did some excellent writing. His story was far superior to mine. I was just having fun with self pitty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators MrKnobs Posted February 19, 2006 Moderators Share Posted February 19, 2006 Originally posted by fuzzball In all honesty our stories were not as great and MrKnobs did some excellent writing. His story was far superior to mine. I was just having fun with self pitty. Well, mine was longer, anyway. T. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BeauNasty Posted February 19, 2006 Members Share Posted February 19, 2006 You may think it's BS, my friends, however you would be incorrect. They don't call me Beau Nasty by mistake. Feel free to hit the message boards on our band site and ask for yourself. Dirrty Hairy's Web Site Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rich4Once Posted February 19, 2006 Members Share Posted February 19, 2006 Originally posted by RockGirl OK Rich4Once, the church parking lot doesn't bother me, and most people have had sex in public before. I myself had sex on the college campus I was attending standing out in the rain. This type of writing probably appeals more to men. It doesn't offend me, but at the same time I would have preferred a little less vulgarity and a little more picturesque speech to convey the point. I like this line. I've been banned a time or two myself Terry usually for daring to post an opinion somewhere that went against the general consensus of the group. So no biggy, places like that are not for me. I'd like for you to demonstrate a more picturesque way of getting that particular point across! PLEASE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BeauNasty Posted February 19, 2006 Members Share Posted February 19, 2006 Come on guys! Someone has got to be from the old school '60s, '70s, '80s and have some whacked stories from back when everyone was high and gettin' laid all the time. Anybody ever go on the road and play "Hide The Pig"? It's when all the band members compete to be the first to get a fat, ugly chick back to the hotel room. Once you get her there you have 10 minutes to get her completely naked with the lights on and the bed completely stripped down to the bare mattress. After 10 minutes the rest of the band busts in the room with a stopwatch and times how long it takes her to cover up...hence "Hide The Pig"! Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rich4Once Posted February 19, 2006 Members Share Posted February 19, 2006 Originally posted by BeauNasty Come on guys! Someone has got to be from the old school '60s, '70s, '80s and have some whacked stories from back when everyone was high and gettin' laid all the time. Anybody ever go on the road and play "Hide The Pig"? It's when all the band members compete to be the first to get a fat, ugly chick back to the hotel room. Once you get her there you have 10 minutes to get her completely naked with the lights on and the bed completely stripped down to the bare mattress. After 10 minutes the rest of the band busts in the room with a stopwatch and times how long it takes her to cover up...hence "Hide The Pig"! Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha! I've never heard of that, and I frankly can't see anything funny about it. I always had a good time with groupies, but I made sure that they had a good time as well. Humiliating them never crossed my mind. I remember them fondly, and hope they remember me the same way. I've heard from a couple since those days (I love the 'net!) and that seems to be the case. I'd rather be in my shoes than yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BeauNasty Posted February 19, 2006 Members Share Posted February 19, 2006 Different strokes for different folks, man. Don't be so sensitive. That was just part of being in a metal band in the '80s and being on the road. Excess everything. Groupies are groupies, bro. They serve their purpose. I think maybe you give them too much credit. Or not...maybe we just come from 2 totally different schools of music and being on the road. I am a complete no holds barred party animal. I sense that you are entirely different. We each have our own sense of dignity...that's what makes the world go around. If we were all the same, this would be one hell of a boring place to live. Personally, I think it's funnier than hell and had a great time painting every town across the Eastern US red. It doesn't mean you have to agree with me. It also doesn't mean you have to be condescending and look down at me from your pedestal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rich4Once Posted February 19, 2006 Members Share Posted February 19, 2006 Originally posted by BeauNasty Different strokes for different folks, man. Don't be so sensitive. That was just part of being in a metal band in the '80s and being on the road. Excess everything. Groupies are groupies, bro. They serve their purpose. I think maybe you give them too much credit. Or not...maybe we just come from 2 totally different schools of music and being on the road. I am a complete no holds barred party animal. I sense that you are entirely different. We each have our own sense of dignity...that's what makes the world go around. If we were all the same, this would be one hell of a boring place to live. Personally, I think it's funnier than hell and had a great time painting every town across the Eastern US red. It doesn't mean you have to agree with me. It also doesn't mean you have to be condescending and look down at me from your pedestal. Believe me, I was a slut, but I didn't see the need to degrade the gals just because "groupies are groupies". You're the one being condescending...to THEM, and you obviously put yourself on the pedestal, above them. I saw the band/groupie relationship as a mutual admiration society. They took very good care of me, food, clothes, a bed, and incredible sex...all I had to do was play guitar and be appreciative....I was, and still am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RockGirl Posted February 19, 2006 Members Share Posted February 19, 2006 I am a complete no holds barred party animal. I sense that you are entirely different. We each have our own sense of dignity...that's what makes the world go around. If we were all the same, this would be one hell of a boring place to live. True that. You may think it's BS, my friends, however you would be incorrect. They don't call me Beau Nasty by mistake I find your honesty quite refreshing. I'd like for you to demonstrate a more picturesque way of getting that particular point across! PLEASE! Are you referring to how I got banned Rich? Well, there's this website that absolutely worships a certain male rockstar. Personally I think he a jackass......oh wait, were you referring to the details of the public sex scene? hmmmmmm Ok, well just in case THAT'S what you were referring to................. ....I know you won't beleive this,especially when you hear this but I am NOT A GROUPIE! Anyhow, the guy I was dating was a bass player, I met him where I worked- which was in the pharmacy. We went by the campus to check out my grades that had been posted and I (apparently) was rather thrilled with them. I asked him to stop in the back parking lot and it was slightly drizzling at the moment so I rolled down my window because they were starting to steam up. Rain is actually rather sensual under the right circumstances you know. I started to lean out the window as we were hot and heavy into foreplay. At that moment only I was getting wet. I pulled off my shirt, and lured him out of the truck.............there really is not enough room in a small pickup truck to get into a good position, but it will do in a pinch. He followed me out, I stripped everything else off. I went down on my knees and convinced him this was a pretty good place for what I had in mind. I then bent over the bumper as the rain drenched us and.....well I'm sure you can fill in the rest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rich4Once Posted February 19, 2006 Members Share Posted February 19, 2006 Well, actually I was referring to your criticism of my statement. I said "cum filled cooch" etc. and you thought it was vulgar. You said it could have been said better, and I asked you to demonstrate by rephrasing my statement in a more picturesque way. Apparently I didn't get that across clearly, but that's okay, since we finally got a story out of you. KEWL! As for your banning...I am unaware of that particular situation...what did you do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rhat Posted February 20, 2006 Members Share Posted February 20, 2006 Originally posted by BeauNasty Different strokes for different folks, man. Don't be so sensitive. That was just part of being in a metal band in the '80s and being on the road. Excess everything. Groupies are groupies, bro. They serve their purpose. I think maybe you give them too much credit. Or not...maybe we just come from 2 totally different schools of music and being on the road. I am a complete no holds barred party animal. I sense that you are entirely different. We each have our own sense of dignity...that's what makes the world go around. If we were all the same, this would be one hell of a boring place to live. Personally, I think it's funnier than hell and had a great time painting every town across the Eastern US red. It doesn't mean you have to agree with me. It also doesn't mean you have to be condescending and look down at me from your pedestal. If someone did that to a member of your family would it be as funny? What goes around comes around guy .... If you did stuff like that.... your pay back isnt going to be pretty .... rat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RockGirl Posted February 20, 2006 Members Share Posted February 20, 2006 Well, actually I was referring to your criticism of my statement.I said "cum filled cooch" I am dying laughing here, how off base could I be? right. . Ok, let me give it a shot. And please do remember I am not a writer, merely an avid reader. No, not romance novels, although I have read them and they get pretty steamy. Here's your words: Seeing her shaking her cum filled cooch in all those men's faces made me laugh out loud! how about: Seeing her writhe around in front of all those men who were looking at her and wanting her,knowing what we just did made me hard all over again. Just thinking of her hot, lust swollen lips, and knowing she was full of my hot juices I wanted to rush up there and bend her over a table and give her what we were both craving. ************************************************** * now here is a short excerpt from one of my favorite (amateur, for now) writers: He reached out and gently caressed the bare skin where her robe connected in a v. She moaned in pleasure as he slipped his hand inside and kneaded her breast. He could feel how aroused she was becoming, and he lowered his hand opening the robe fully, before sitting back to look at her. Her lips were swollen from the kiss and her eyes were glassed over with the passion he knew she was feeling. See, nothing explicit really. But to women I think it's sexier to allude to some things because our imagination kicks into overdrive. Just my opinion though. ************************************************** * Now, as far as the banning goes....I went to a BB that thinks some guy is God's gift to mankind and to woman in particular, no matter what he does wrong they can find an excuse for it that makes it ok. Well, the guy's a piece of {censored}. I could care less really, but someone provoked me by saying I shouldn't say anything negative about him. I believe in saying it like it is. I would have preferred it to not be true about his character, but I'm no idiot and he has proved many times he's a scumbag. So I just told those people at the board they were delusional and they needed to get a grip, and something like their not real anyway, I don't know....I wasn't particularly nasty to them since it's not my nature and frankly I was amused by it too much to get mad at them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rich4Once Posted February 20, 2006 Members Share Posted February 20, 2006 Well, Harlequin really ain't my thing! My feelings at the time were more along the lines of "if you only knew what was oozing around inside her you wouldn't be wishing you could eat that" and I thought it was funny. She did too, AAMOF. I sat at the bar with my buddy that had loaned us the Jeep, laughed our heads off and drank way too much AmberBock. That was a mistake, actually. I had to play that night, so he drove me back to Boise so I could get ready for the gig. I was still pretty buzzed when we started our first set, but by the end of the second set I'd sobered up enough to play alright. I don't play very well when I've been drinking, and the leader of the band was not particularly pleased with me for drinking all afternoon. He did enjoy the Jeep story, but when I got to the church parking lot part he scolded me about it. I think his exact words were "You're going to hell for SURE, now!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RockGirl Posted February 20, 2006 Members Share Posted February 20, 2006 My feelings at the time were more along the lines of "if you only knew what was oozing around inside her you wouldn't be wishing you could eat that" and I thought it was funny. She did too, AAMOF OMG that's funny. See how different men vs women think? I always tell my husband that he thinks upside down and backwards from what I think of the exact same thing or situation. Man, you just proved why I think it's so fun here. I can't get these kind of viewpoints and feedback from a forum consisting of mostly women. And I'm determined to figure out what level men are thinking on so I can more accurately interpret them. As it stands now it looks like most men and women can be talking and neither one really knows what the hell the other one means. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Kitty Posted February 20, 2006 Members Share Posted February 20, 2006 Originally posted by RockGirl OMG that's funny. Man, you just proved why I think it's so fun here. I can't get these kind of viewpoints and feedback from a forum consisting of mostly women. And I'm determined to figure out what level men are thinking on so I can more accurately interpret them. I agree! Very interesting to get into the "boy's locker room" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members fuzzball Posted February 20, 2006 Members Share Posted February 20, 2006 The hide the pig thing is just wrong, I could never do that to a fan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cokeman Posted February 20, 2006 Members Share Posted February 20, 2006 Originally posted by fuzzball The hide the pig thing is just wrong, I could never do that to a fan. I agree. Pretty bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BeauNasty Posted February 21, 2006 Members Share Posted February 21, 2006 Originally posted by Rich4Once Believe me, I was a slut, but I didn't see the need to degrade the gals just because "groupies are groupies". You're the one being condescending...to THEM, and you obviously put yourself on the pedestal, above them. I saw the band/groupie relationship as a mutual admiration society. They took very good care of me, food, clothes, a bed, and incredible sex...all I had to do was play guitar and be appreciative....I was, and still am. You're missing the point, bro. There is a difference between the hot betties in the mini skirts they needed two hair-dos to wear and a band of drunken 20 something dudes wearking havoc while on the road. Picking up a fat chick and going back to the hotel room to play hide the pig didn't necessarily entail a groupie girl from one of our shows. I mean...we might have been crazy, but we're not stupid. What would you pick? The hot nympho who is going to feed you bacon and eggs in the morning or 4 drunken retards barrelling in on you stickin' it to a fat chick you would otherwise never been seen with??? Hell...the chick in this thread isn't offended. You just seem to be a little more reserved than myself. It's ok with me, man. I'm not looking to argue. I'm not looking to be judged either. I wear a smile when I think back to all the crazy {censored} I used to do...and that's all that matters to me. If you want to get your panties up in a twist over it and peg me as a mysogynist that's on you. Sorry if I offended you, man. You won't be the first or the last to cringe at the antics of Beau Nasty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BeauNasty Posted February 21, 2006 Members Share Posted February 21, 2006 Originally posted by rhat If someone did that to a member of your family would it be as funny? What goes around comes around guy .... If you did stuff like that.... your pay back isnt going to be pretty .... rat Dude...if I had a fat sister that was enough of a hosebag to {censored} somebody within the first 10 minutes of meeting them...I'd laugh at her for being stupid...not go out on a mission to seek revenge on the crazy dudes behind the story. Would I pull that kind of {censored} now at the age of 36...no. I was in my early '20s and full of piss and vinegar for Christ sake. Gimme a break... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rich4Once Posted February 21, 2006 Members Share Posted February 21, 2006 Originally posted by BeauNasty You're missing the point, bro. There is a difference between the hot betties in the mini skirts they needed two hair-dos to wear and a band of drunken 20 something dudes wearking havoc while on the road. Picking up a fat chick and going back to the hotel room to play hide the pig didn't necessarily entail a groupie girl from one of our shows. I mean...we might have been crazy, but we're not stupid. What would you pick? The hot nympho who is going to feed you bacon and eggs in the morning or 4 drunken retards barrelling in on you stickin' it to a fat chick you would otherwise never been seen with??? Hell...the chick in this thread isn't offended. You just seem to be a little more reserved than myself. It's ok with me, man. I'm not looking to argue. I'm not looking to be judged either. I wear a smile when I think back to all the crazy {censored} I used to do...and that's all that matters to me. If you want to get your panties up in a twist over it and peg me as a mysogynist that's on you. Sorry if I offended you, man. You won't be the first or the last to cringe at the antics of Beau Nasty. I'm not offended, I just think you're an asshole. That's okay, the world needs those, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ThomasH Posted February 21, 2006 Members Share Posted February 21, 2006 Originally posted by Rich4Once I'm not offended, I just think you're an asshole. That's okay, the world needs those, too. I agree. It's one thing to be a party animal and having some fun. Treating other people like {censored} is another.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members brikus Posted February 21, 2006 Author Members Share Posted February 21, 2006 C'mon guys, don't turn this originally meant-to-be-fun thread into a fighting {censored} pit.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RockGirl Posted February 21, 2006 Members Share Posted February 21, 2006 fighting {censored} pit You paint a nasty picture. I agree though, this has been a fun thread and I see no reason to ruin it. Take it to the PM's if you must. No need to sling it around the board is there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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