Members FitchFY Posted October 16, 2015 Members Posted October 16, 2015 A little kid goes to his first drum lesson and returns home after an hour. "How'd it go?" asks the dad."Great!" says the son. "I learned how to play the bass drum in time with my right foot." The next week, he goes to his second lesson and returns home after an hour. "How'd it go?" asks the dad."Great!" says the son. "I learned how to play the snare drum in time with my left hand." On the third week, the dad is terrified that his son isn't home from his lesson until 2am when he walks in the door."Where the hell have you been?" he says. "It's 2am!"The son proudly slaps a hundred bucks on the table and says "I had a gig!"
Members Dendy Jarrett Posted October 21, 2015 Members Posted October 21, 2015 Yeah, I want to go where that kid is getting paid a "C" note for a gig!
Members twosticks Posted November 18, 2015 Members Posted November 18, 2015 Been posted before I think??
Members Dendy Jarrett Posted November 18, 2015 Members Posted November 18, 2015 I want to learn to Dazzle the Chicks! D
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