Members jcn37203 Posted June 14, 2005 Author Members Share Posted June 14, 2005 I ate lunch in my car at the park This hot girl was making her skin dark. She layed in the grass Tanning her ass I drooled like a dog, and then barked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members The Real MC Posted June 14, 2005 Members Share Posted June 14, 2005 Woe, alack, and alas! I'm held together by intestinal gas! Everytime that I fart, something else comes apart and look! There's a crack in my ass! ...and this little ditty my ex said was a popular cheer in the girl's shower room We must! We must! We must increase our bust The bigger the better the tighter the sweater the boys are depending on us! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jeverist Posted June 14, 2005 Members Share Posted June 14, 2005 There once was a dude named jcn, Who greatly enjoyed sex with bison. He let out a grunt As he pumped the beast's c*nt Next time it's chickens from Tyson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members npfrs Posted September 19, 2012 Members Share Posted September 19, 2012 There once was a thread so oldIt spawned rumors of comedy goldSo risen it wasBut fell short of the lulz'Cause dog {censored} on a pedal broke the mold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Elessar [Sly] Posted September 19, 2012 Members Share Posted September 19, 2012 There's nowt more fishy than a fishermans wifes P#}+* on a cold cold winters day Except in the summer with a trout up her bum and her cervix on display. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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