Members jcn37203 Posted June 14, 2005 Members Share Posted June 14, 2005 Lets write some limericks. To the elite and well bred of Tallahassee Miss Lucy was regarded as classy. But to the mechanical blokes This thought was a joke For they were always adjusting her chasis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ginnboonmiller Posted June 14, 2005 Members Share Posted June 14, 2005 Let's see if I can remember this old classic: There once was a techie in Nashville Who requested a limerick about banjos. But the first one didn't rhyme, And it didn't scan, either, So jcn37203 said, "Ginnboonmiller is an obnoxious dink," and went to bed early. Yes. It seems I can remember it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jcn37203 Posted June 14, 2005 Author Members Share Posted June 14, 2005 Lesson 1: laughing out loud in the middle of a class is a sure fire way to expose yourself as a slacker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jcn37203 Posted June 14, 2005 Author Members Share Posted June 14, 2005 I'm supposed to be taking a class But I'm sick of sitting on my ass The material is dull I'm bored out of my skull Maybe I'll ask for a hall pass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Lanefair Posted June 14, 2005 Members Share Posted June 14, 2005 There was a young guy in a forum, He tried posting with some decorum, But then he thought '{censored} it' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jcn37203 Posted June 14, 2005 Author Members Share Posted June 14, 2005 Y'all's limericks suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BillyGrahamCracker Posted June 14, 2005 Members Share Posted June 14, 2005 Due to mention by Ginnboonmiller, I popped in Sleater-Kinney, 'tis killer! If I weren't such a nancy, Such a lad that is fancy, I'd go on about how I'd go to their Chicago show this Thursday night, flirt with the guitar-playing chick, take her home and drill 'er. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members blaghaus Posted June 14, 2005 Members Share Posted June 14, 2005 Limerick bad haiku is the only way Am I wrong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jcn37203 Posted June 14, 2005 Author Members Share Posted June 14, 2005 Originally posted by blaghaus Limerick badhaiku is the only wayAm I wrong? It's 5-7-5. Jesus you guys suck at this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members blaghaus Posted June 14, 2005 Members Share Posted June 14, 2005 Originally posted by jcn37203 It's 5-7-5.Jesus you guys suck at this. there was a young man from liverpoolWho got a D in english language A level and struggles with grammar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members UncleDig Posted June 14, 2005 Members Share Posted June 14, 2005 There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep while paddling his canoe While dreaming of Venus He grabbed on to his penis And woke up with a hand full of goo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sstim8or Posted June 14, 2005 Members Share Posted June 14, 2005 There once was a man from Nashville Who worked where people were ill he spent time online but continued to whine even though he got paid to sit still. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jcn37203 Posted June 14, 2005 Author Members Share Posted June 14, 2005 Originally posted by sstim8or There once was a man from NashvilleWho worked where people were illhe spent time onlinebut continued to whineeven though he got paid to sit still. You just blew my mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members palthegiraffe Posted June 14, 2005 Members Share Posted June 14, 2005 There once was a guy in Columbus Whose shower was infested with fungus He used it each day But got sick from the spray Now there's a new strain of virus among us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jcn37203 Posted June 14, 2005 Author Members Share Posted June 14, 2005 Originally posted by palthegiraffe There once was a guy in ColumbusWhose shower was infested with fungusHe used it each dayBut got sick from the sprayNow there's a new strain of virus among us. That last line sould be "Now there's a new fungus amoung us". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members palthegiraffe Posted June 14, 2005 Members Share Posted June 14, 2005 Originally posted by jcn37203 That last line sould be "Now there's a new fungus amoung us". Very nice. How come nothing rhymes with "orange"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members paulandpaul Posted June 14, 2005 Members Share Posted June 14, 2005 Originally posted by palthegiraffe Very nice.How come nothing rhymes with "orange"? door-hinge:confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members airship71 Posted June 14, 2005 Members Share Posted June 14, 2005 Originally posted by paulandpaul door-hinge:confused: You, my friend, may possibly be the most brilliant human on earth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sstim8or Posted June 14, 2005 Members Share Posted June 14, 2005 Originally posted by jcn37203 You just blew my mind. I have my moments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members paulandpaul Posted June 14, 2005 Members Share Posted June 14, 2005 Originally posted by airship71 You, my friend, may possibly be the most brilliant human on earth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members palthegiraffe Posted June 14, 2005 Members Share Posted June 14, 2005 There once was a man with an orange Whose finger got shut in a door hinge. As he yelled in dismay His orange rolled away And traveled halfway to Stonehenge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members paulandpaul Posted June 14, 2005 Members Share Posted June 14, 2005 Originally posted by palthegiraffe There once was a man with an orangeWhose finger got shut in a door hinge.As he yelled in dismayHis orange rolled awayAnd traveled halfway to Stonehenge. Sweet like bear-meat:cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Godot Posted June 14, 2005 Members Share Posted June 14, 2005 There once was a man from Nantuckett... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members corso Posted June 14, 2005 Members Share Posted June 14, 2005 whose dick was so long he could suck it... he said with a grin as he wiped off his chin, "If my ear were a snatch I would {censored} it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members corso Posted June 14, 2005 Members Share Posted June 14, 2005 There was an inventor named Gene Who devised an orgasm machine. Concave or convex, it worked for either sex... but oh what a mother{censored}er to clean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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