Members elctmist Posted September 23, 2005 Members Posted September 23, 2005 Yet another spin-off thread from me. I'm pretty sure that 90 percent of the forumities here are male and hetero. And you're all sitting at a computer on a Friday night when you should be at a bar. So you're all pretty sad, me included. So I'm going to ask one of the classic bar questions to cheer you up: If you absolutely had to with a guy, who would it be? I've already said mine. Shatner! GO!
Members troubbble Posted September 23, 2005 Members Posted September 23, 2005 I'm a big Brad Pitt fan.
Members TheAtomicJeff Posted September 23, 2005 Members Posted September 23, 2005 You..*pause*...would..*pause*...suck him..*pause*...Spawk?
Members Speeddemon Posted September 23, 2005 Members Posted September 23, 2005 this is a hard one... because on the one hand, you'd be inclined to choose a guy that's "cool", but "cool" doesn't always imply "handsome"... I think the best combo would be the guy that sometimes looks a bit like myself...
Members pbhtrip Posted September 23, 2005 Members Posted September 23, 2005 You stay away from Brad Pitt or I'll kick your ass. Peter
Members bucket_brigadier Posted September 23, 2005 Members Posted September 23, 2005 Richard Greco! *swoons*
Members elctmist Posted September 23, 2005 Author Members Posted September 23, 2005 Originally posted by TheAtomicJeff You..*pause*...would..*pause*...suck him..*pause*...Spawk? He'd probably drown you in his Beverly Hills pool after though... because... you...re...JUST...like...allltherest.
Members ginnboonmiller Posted September 23, 2005 Members Posted September 23, 2005 Definitely Keanu. Because on the one hand, it's not too difficult to pretend that his face is a pretty girl's face. And on the other, there's a pretty high likelihood that he won't remember a thing the next morning.
Members Speeddemon Posted September 23, 2005 Members Posted September 23, 2005 Originally posted by ginnboonmiller Definitely Keanu. Because on the one hand, it's not too difficult to pretend that his face is a pretty girl's face. And on the other, there's a pretty high likelihood that he won't remember a thing the next morning. "Morgan Freeman, Keanu Reeves... They knew too much..." We * know *... too much... "They went too far" we... went... too far... (only laugh if you have the slightest clue what that's about!
Members troubbble Posted September 23, 2005 Members Posted September 23, 2005 Originally posted by pbhtrip You stay away from Brad Pitt or I'll kick your ass. Peter I think we should fight. Where are you?
Members elctmist Posted September 23, 2005 Author Members Posted September 23, 2005 Originally posted by Speeddemon I think the best combo would be the guy that sometimes looks a bit like myself... This wouldn't be a good combo for me. :(
Members Speeddemon Posted September 23, 2005 Members Posted September 23, 2005 It's either Johnny Depp, or Norton, when he looks like this: And Depp has some cooler roles in movies...
Members Speeddemon Posted September 23, 2005 Members Posted September 23, 2005 Originally posted by Fingermush Man, I got some serious doubt whether you're viable for that MiG*Boost I STILL got lying around...
Members elctmist Posted September 23, 2005 Author Members Posted September 23, 2005 Originally posted by Fingermush I said dudes!!!
Members Kestral Posted September 24, 2005 Members Posted September 24, 2005 With the exception of Remco, you are all seriously gay
Members elctmist Posted September 24, 2005 Author Members Posted September 24, 2005 Originally posted by Kestral With the exception of Remco, you are all seriously gay Utterly predictable and boring, and how does Speddy get a pass, he said he wants to do someone that looks like him. That's pretty sordid, right there. Just get in the spirit and fess up. What about Bono?
Members troubbble Posted September 24, 2005 Members Posted September 24, 2005 Originally posted by Kestral With the exception of Remco, you are all seriously gay I'd {censored} you.
Members ginnboonmiller Posted September 24, 2005 Members Posted September 24, 2005 Originally posted by Kestral With the exception of Remco, you are all seriously gay I think we found the one with too many issues to play along. I'm shocked, SHOCKED that there is gambling going on here!
Members blaghaus Posted September 24, 2005 Members Posted September 24, 2005 Originally posted by troubbble I'd {censored} you. again. *polishes glans* eeewwww.
Members Speeddemon Posted September 24, 2005 Members Posted September 24, 2005 Originally posted by elctmist Utterly predictable and boring, and how does Speddy get a pass, he said he wants to do someone that looks like him. That's pretty sordid, right there. No, that's just narcistic. Think about it. If you MUST {censored} a guy in live, you'd pick one that looked like yourself, right?
Members Fingermush Posted September 24, 2005 Members Posted September 24, 2005 Originally posted by Speeddemon Man, I got some serious doubt whether you're viable for that MiG*Boost I STILL got lying around... If you weren't such a Commie Mook, I'd ask you to pray for me to find and hold down a job. Until then see ya in the funnies, Bonehead.
Members Fingermush Posted September 24, 2005 Members Posted September 24, 2005 Originally posted by elctmist I said dudes!!!
Members Speeddemon Posted September 24, 2005 Members Posted September 24, 2005 Originally posted by Fingermush If you weren't such a Commie Mook, I'd ask you to pray for me to find and hold down a job. Until then see ya in the funnies, Bonehead. I just lost my own job. But you've been job-hoppin' since January then, I assume?
Members Fingermush Posted September 24, 2005 Members Posted September 24, 2005 Originally posted by Speeddemon It's either Johnny Depp, or Norton, when he looks like this: And Depp has some cooler roles in movies... How any man could stomach Man on Man Missionary, with that is way beyond me.
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