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Is there 1 tool that I can buy to cut a person's limbs AND cut out the body cavities?


olcircuits

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Such questions are the plight of man. I believe chainsaw is the answer to this, and most questions; the limbs are obviously no match for the saw, but the disemboweling is gonna' be difficult. You're going to need a meat hook to hang the body; try suspending it off a cross beam in the attic. Once you get his body all the way up there, run the chainsaw across the belly, and let gravity and the hook do the rest. Use the chainsaw to cut any other links to the body and entrails, and your done.

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Originally posted by olcircuits

If Wal-mart sold chainsaws, that would be a great solution. I hear they'll take back anything. I can't keep a blood-soaked chainsaw laying around, so I could at least return it there and even get my money back.

 

 

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