Members Birdienumnum Posted January 4, 2008 Members Share Posted January 4, 2008 From today's headline: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Birdienumnum Posted January 4, 2008 Author Members Share Posted January 4, 2008 Could it be that KSS, with our Chuck Norris fixation, is a harbinger of Things To Come? Future generations will credit us, the prophets of Chuck & Huck! What position will Chuck have in the new White House? Enquiring minds want to know . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members Birdienumnum Posted January 4, 2008 Author Members Share Posted January 4, 2008 When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members flattop Posted January 4, 2008 Members Share Posted January 4, 2008 When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members angstwulf Posted January 4, 2008 Members Share Posted January 4, 2008 I know he can do a lot, but can't he do something about the toupee? That's not a toupee. He doesn't need one. It's a wig he made from a single hair plucked from every man he has killed in mano a mano combat. One day it will be an Afghan rug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members flattop Posted January 4, 2008 Members Share Posted January 4, 2008 One day it will be an Afghan rug. I hope it is soon, because I'm tired of seeing the sorry thing on the early morning Total Gym commercials. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MartinHines Posted January 4, 2008 Members Share Posted January 4, 2008 Chuck Norris gave Huckabee his endorsement after Huckabee agreed to buy a Total Gym. http://www.chucknorris.com/html/gym.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members flattop Posted January 4, 2008 Members Share Posted January 4, 2008 Chuck Norris gave Huckabee his endorsement after Huckabee agreed to buy a Total Gym. http://www.chucknorris.com/html/gym.html I didn't realize that Huckabee was a Fender Precision endorsee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Birdienumnum Posted January 4, 2008 Author Members Share Posted January 4, 2008 Thanks for all the heartwarming replies. Even from myteeGTi . . . Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the {censored} he wants. Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands. Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris can speak braille. Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime. On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence. If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance." Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno. Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rhat Posted January 4, 2008 Members Share Posted January 4, 2008 I didn't realize that Huckabee was a Fender Precision endorsee. I think i read where the hucks plays a custom made by a guy in ARK. not sure what that one is..... rat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members akliner Posted January 4, 2008 Members Share Posted January 4, 2008 *sighting* BTW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members flattop Posted January 4, 2008 Members Share Posted January 4, 2008 Thanks for all the heartwarming replies. Even from myteeGTi . . . Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the {censored} he wants. Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands. Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris can speak braille. Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime. On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence. If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance." Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno. Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter". I've soiled myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Yoozer Posted January 4, 2008 Members Share Posted January 4, 2008 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Nope. Chuck Norris jokes are very much 2006 by the way, time to update your memes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Gribs Posted January 4, 2008 Members Share Posted January 4, 2008 That picture looks like a pin-up for a leathermen bar. If you don't know what leathermen are, think Village People http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Glennhughes_villagepeople.jpg http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leather_subculture Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Diametro Posted January 4, 2008 Members Share Posted January 4, 2008 He's just as likely to get into teh White House ... It's not a Republican year ... Endofstory, thanksforplaying ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pighood Posted January 4, 2008 Members Share Posted January 4, 2008 Let's open a DIALOG.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members PeterParker Posted January 4, 2008 Members Share Posted January 4, 2008 That's not a toupee. He doesn't need one. It's a wig he made from a single hair plucked from every man he has killed in mano a mano combat. One day it will be an Afghan rug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Birdienumnum Posted January 5, 2008 Author Members Share Posted January 5, 2008 *sighting* BTW. Chuck is an institution, like an historic monument, and that is how I meant it. A mere 'sighting' would not be sufficient. Chuck's new "position" "location" etc. is right next to Huck. site [sahyt] noun, verb, sit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Diametro Posted January 5, 2008 Members Share Posted January 5, 2008 I like jokes, especially long-running ones. This is amongst the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members suitandtieguy Posted January 6, 2008 Members Share Posted January 6, 2008 I think i read where the hucks plays a custom made by a guy in ARK. not sure what that one is..... rat The Suit & Tie Guy Band was named by an alum of ARK, Dave Moe. he was a guitarist in the band, but the drummer in STGB Mk I. his tenure in ARK (mid 90s) is notable for the fact that everyone except for him was married, and they all thought he and Jennie wouldn't last, but now they've all divorced and she is Mrs Moe and they just had a kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Daft Punk Posted January 6, 2008 Members Share Posted January 6, 2008 Wow chuck norris jokes are lame... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pogo97 Posted January 7, 2008 Members Share Posted January 7, 2008 be afraid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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