Members chaosStrings Posted March 31, 2009 Members Share Posted March 31, 2009 Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A: A flat minor.Q: What do you get if you run over an army officer with a steam roller?A: A flat major.Q: What is the most religious chord?A: G sus Q: What's the definition of the semitone (half step)?A: When two flutes play at unison. Q: When was the canon invented?A: When two violas played the same melody at the same time. Q: A guitarist and a drummer fall down a cliff. Who crashes on the ground first?A: The guitarist. The drummer had to stop halfway to ask for directions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members hangwire Posted March 31, 2009 Members Share Posted March 31, 2009 it is funny to read variations of jokes that I use... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BHz_econo Posted March 31, 2009 Members Share Posted March 31, 2009 No burning intended. I just remembered seeing her house a few years ago when I was up in Tuscumbia for a funeral.Helen would probably say that she saw her house more vividly than any "seeing" person could. Buzz Killington'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ATauO Posted March 31, 2009 Members Share Posted March 31, 2009 What do you call a swimming pool full of paraplegics? vegetable soup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rushfan Posted March 31, 2009 Members Share Posted March 31, 2009 What do you call the guy that hangs out with four musicians?The drummer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members L_Z_nut Posted March 31, 2009 Members Share Posted March 31, 2009 The venus statue I was thinking "An easy lay". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members conky Posted March 31, 2009 Members Share Posted March 31, 2009 What's the hardest part about finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Hiding your erection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Raelm Posted March 31, 2009 Members Share Posted March 31, 2009 What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members StringKing7 Posted March 31, 2009 Members Share Posted March 31, 2009 A guy walks into the doctors office with a frog on his head. The doctor says, " Whats wrong with you?" The frog says, "It started with a bump on my ass!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members melx Posted March 31, 2009 Members Share Posted March 31, 2009 Bloke rings up his boss and tells him he's sick and can't come into work that day. Boss is a little put out, there's loads of work on and can't do with being a man down. Boss asks 'You sure you can't come in?' Bloke replies 'No, sorry I'm sick'. Boss tries again 'No way you can come in, even for a few hours?'. 'Nope, I would but like I say, I'm really sick' replies bloke. Desperate boss asks ' Jeez, how sick are you?'. Bloke replies 'Well I've just had sex with my sister...'. what an awesome thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Knowdice Posted March 31, 2009 Members Share Posted March 31, 2009 Great thread indeed! You here about the girl who backed into a fan? Disassedher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members goaway Posted March 31, 2009 Members Share Posted March 31, 2009 why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw a refrigerator at him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Let It Burn... Posted March 31, 2009 Members Share Posted March 31, 2009 - knock knock Who's there - emos Emos who? - A mosquito - Knock knock Who's there? - Anna Anna who? - Another mosquito - knock knock Who's there - Arthur Arthur who? - A third mosquito Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jgyn Posted April 1, 2009 Members Share Posted April 1, 2009 A nun, a juggler and a talking goose walk into a bar.Bartender says, 'He's not here yet.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members L_Z_nut Posted April 1, 2009 Members Share Posted April 1, 2009 A lion and a giraffe go to a bar and get really {censored}ing wasted. The giraffe gets so drunk he passes out and falls on the floor. The bartender says to the lion "Are you just going to leave that lyin' there?" The lion jumps over the counter and eats him cause he's a {censored}ing lion!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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