Members seajay Posted August 2, 2009 Members Share Posted August 2, 2009 Are you from Tennessee? Because a 10 is all I see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jules-RM Posted August 2, 2009 Members Share Posted August 2, 2009 I never needed a line. Back when I was single I just played hard to get. It worked for me. Women can't stand desperation. Getting rather drunk and asking to sleep on her couch works pretty good too. I got 2 girlfriends and eventually 1 wife with that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jules-RM Posted August 2, 2009 Members Share Posted August 2, 2009 Fast forward to 4:30 [YOUTUBE][/YOUTUBE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members goaway Posted August 2, 2009 Members Share Posted August 2, 2009 Your daddy must be a theif..... my wallet is missing.i literally lol'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members hooya Posted August 2, 2009 Members Share Posted August 2, 2009 Those jeans look really good on you but they'd look even better on my bedroom floor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members CicadaSilence Posted August 2, 2009 Members Share Posted August 2, 2009 "Do you think I could beat up your boyfriend?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BoredGuitarist7 Posted August 2, 2009 Members Share Posted August 2, 2009 "Do you have any chicken in your refridgerator?" ("Yes) "May I see your breasts?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BoredGuitarist7 Posted August 2, 2009 Members Share Posted August 2, 2009 LAWL. Look at the bicycles guys pants... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TomCTC Posted August 2, 2009 Members Share Posted August 2, 2009 Fatatat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members whoshotwhointhe Posted August 2, 2009 Members Share Posted August 2, 2009 "i like the smell of your {censored}...... wanna eat my poo" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Blakemore Effects Posted August 2, 2009 Members Share Posted August 2, 2009 "Are those moon pants? Because that ass is out of this world." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Brian Marshall Posted August 2, 2009 Members Share Posted August 2, 2009 not really a pickup line, but a guy i used to know, would walk in to a party, or a bar, and shout. "ok, which one of you wants to get {censored}ed in the ass" he was a short skinny little {censored}er, and at first all the girls would be all "uhhh that's gross you asshole" then you'd see him an hour later making out with one of them or some {censored}. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members imtheking Posted August 2, 2009 Members Share Posted August 2, 2009 I'm mentally gay, because I'll be blowing everyone mind when I post that on youtube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RUExp? Posted August 2, 2009 Members Share Posted August 2, 2009 "I'm kind of a big deal." followed by "I wanna be on you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bulldog101 Posted August 2, 2009 Members Share Posted August 2, 2009 Am I glad to see you or did someone shove a cannoe in my pants? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Naterel Posted August 2, 2009 Members Share Posted August 2, 2009 Hey Baby you got the time? GET IN BITCH *shoves chick into van* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members t-rey Posted August 2, 2009 Members Share Posted August 2, 2009 Hey, you wanna see something swell? Do you have any (insert your ethnicity here) in you? No? Would you like some? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members imtheking Posted August 2, 2009 Members Share Posted August 2, 2009 You're a human, I'm a human You're living, I'm living You like food, I like food You're clean . . . OK I might have herpes but lets do it anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bengerm77 Posted August 2, 2009 Members Share Posted August 2, 2009 Man: I have a feeling your getting laid tonight.Woman: How do you know that?Man: I'm stronger than you. SUPER {censored}ING FUNNY A reply: "What's worse than giving me your number?" ... "GETTING RAPED" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members goaway Posted August 2, 2009 Members Share Posted August 2, 2009 [YOUTUBE][/YOUTUBE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members who235 Posted August 2, 2009 Members Share Posted August 2, 2009 Do you want me to take you out to eat, or do you just want me to eat you out? ^ works every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members goaway Posted August 2, 2009 Members Share Posted August 2, 2009 surgeon: nurse, im going to need you to drain some fluid.......but first, lets operate on this patient. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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