slayer'd LOL
I was just about to stop reading until i got the "what is your favorite slayer album"
I remember a bank i had an account with finding me a couple years later and saying that i owed them almost $100. It was actually a credit account for a car loan, which had long been paid off. I mailed them a copy of my final statement which i still had.
Then sent me a bill, with a return envelope for a check. I sent them another copy of the final statement.
Then they sent me another bill... At this point I started filling up the return envelope with cigarette butts, and garbage, and even sent a picture of a guy having faux sex with a sheep.
Then they sent me to collections. Fuckers. I sent the collection agency another copy of my old statement, and never heard from them again.
That shit did go on my credit for a while though, but mysteriously disappeared a few months later.