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OT: Where to find a 30 pound turkey?


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Dude, you don't want to beat that record. A 30 pound turkey will take roughly a million years to cook. You'd be better off with two 15 pounders.

 

If it's for charity, who has a family big enough for a 30 pound bird that they can't feed themselves? I mean, people don't lose their jobs and then invite all their cousins over for Thanksgiving hoping someone will drop off a 30 pound bird at the food bank.

 

Breaking this particular record seems impractical.

 

Anyway, I would find your nearest meat market. If they don't have one, they can probably get you one. When do you need it?

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Dude, you don't want to beat that record. A 30 pound turkey will take roughly a million years to cook. You'd be better off with two 15 pounders.


If it's for charity, who has a family big enough for a 30 pound bird that they can't feed themselves? I mean, people don't lose their jobs and then invite all their cousins over for Thanksgiving hoping someone will drop off a 30 pound bird at the food bank.


Breaking this particular record seems impractical.


Anyway, I would find your nearest meat market. If they don't have one, they can probably get you one. When do you need it?

 

 

I was poor once. Ever heard of leftovers? A 30 pound turkey could feed a family of 4 for a week.

 

Hot turkey sandwiches. Mmmmm.

 

And who cares if it takes long to cook? Brine it, tie it, and cover it in foil and it will be awesome and retain a lot of moisture while being crispy on the outside and done all the way through.

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Dude, you don't want to beat that record. A 30 pound turkey will take roughly a million years to cook. You'd be better off with two 15 pounders.


If it's for charity, who has a family big enough for a 30 pound bird that they can't feed themselves? I mean, people don't lose their jobs and then invite all their cousins over for Thanksgiving hoping someone will drop off a 30 pound bird at the food bank.


Breaking this particular record seems impractical.


Anyway, I would find your nearest meat market. If they don't have one, they can probably get you one. When do you need it?

 

 

So you put the turkey in overnight or first thing when you wake up: Big deal?

 

Order one from the grocery store.

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I was poor once. Ever heard of leftovers? A 30 pound turkey could feed a family of 4 for a week.


Hot turkey sandwiches. Mmmmm.


And who cares if it takes long to cook? Brine it, tie it, and cover it in foil and it will be awesome and retain a lot of moisture while being crispy on the outside and done all the way through.

 

 

Or you could get two 15 pounders, help two families and not worry about a school record.

 

I've heard of leftovers, but I've never heard of someone not getting sick of turkey for every meal after a couple of days.

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