Members Axe_34 Posted November 19, 2010 Members Share Posted November 19, 2010 Move to Canada. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NetStar Posted November 19, 2010 Members Share Posted November 19, 2010 Here's the longer version. Graduated from university in '95 and four friends and I moved to Halifax and subleased a house for the summer. We were basically looking for jobs that would pay for a summer of partying. Lo and behold, next door there were five women -- some in, some out of university -- living in the same house. It was a great summer. At the end of our lease at the end of August, the guys found another place but since two of them were smokers I couldn't deal with it anymore -- not a full year on a lease anyway. Two of the girls moved out at this time. They found one replacement -- the one I ended up professing my love to -- but were looking for one more. They heard I was looking for a spot because of the smoking issue and asked me if I wanted it and I said yes. So Erin, another girl and myself lived on the first floor starting that September. Erin and I got to know each other, hung out quite a bit and got on pretty well. She actually liked football so we'd always spend hung-over Sundays watching it. We also spent the better part of the Christmas holiday together since we both had to work. The other three housemates were gone so it was just the two of us. Dinners together, fireplace roaring. It was awesome. (Well, except for the pizza we ordered one night. I bit into it and heard a crunch. One of the toppings turned out to be tiny shards of broken glass. But I digress). My birthday was that February. I still remember the song we were dancing to when I looked at her and thought, "{censored}, I think I'm in love." (It was Bjork's It's Oh So Quiet for the record). I thought there was a chance she felt the same way so I jumped in head first later by the water. When I told her, I think her response was "Thanks. That's very sweet." *douche chills* I couldn't even look at her the next day. I avoided her as much as I could until she finally cornered me and wanted to "clear the air." Basically she told me not to be embarrassed, it wasn't that big a deal, she still valued our friendship, blah, blah, blah. But it was still a huge deal to me. And sleeping about six feet down the hall from her wasn't helping at all. I couldn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dr.Picklebottom Posted November 19, 2010 Members Share Posted November 19, 2010 i want to hear more about the glass pizza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members EL KABONG Posted November 20, 2010 Members Share Posted November 20, 2010 well my lads, Operation 26 year old is now mission accomplished. This chick is rich as {censored}. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members EL KABONG Posted November 25, 2010 Members Share Posted November 25, 2010 Ok I just want to retract my RELIGION SUCKS type statements. JC got me through some rough times and he will continue to.. I am just easily absorbed into whatever it is that I am reading at the time and kinda gullible. carryon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members HeartfeltDawn Posted November 25, 2010 Members Share Posted November 25, 2010 ^^JC = Jim Carrey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members turiguiliano Posted November 25, 2010 Members Share Posted November 25, 2010 gtfo newb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members placebo62 Posted November 25, 2010 Members Share Posted November 25, 2010 Jim Carrey totally got me through some rough times. Everything i know about women i learned from The Cable Guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dr.Picklebottom Posted November 25, 2010 Members Share Posted November 25, 2010 i temporarily lost my faith after ace ventura: pet detective 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members EL KABONG Posted November 26, 2010 Members Share Posted November 26, 2010 jim carey has had some hot women, you know he had to have shagged Cameron Diaz. then he was like married to jenny McArthy he as been lookin mighty strange lately though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members Stevenglass Posted March 20, 2012 Members Share Posted March 20, 2012 dude if i was loobs i wouldn't date a girl who just cheated on her boyfriend with loobs... besides isn't mumford and sons married now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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