Members six acre lake Posted March 28, 2012 Members Share Posted March 28, 2012 First things {censored}ing first... I charter a plane to Parma Italy where I will purchase a giant leg of air dried ham and a car sized wheel of Parmasian Cheese... I then head down to Munich where I will station myself at the beer garden in the English garden and eat and drink while I contemplate the rest of my winnings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members etl423 Posted March 28, 2012 Members Share Posted March 28, 2012 plus side- you wouldnt have to work and actually earn your money, like he did. you could sit back and belittle people with jobs anddemand things you have no right to expect. Mitt Romney doesn't have a job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dr.Picklebottom Posted March 28, 2012 Members Share Posted March 28, 2012 Mitt Romney doesn't have a job. more trivia- he did. thats where his money came from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members etl423 Posted March 28, 2012 Members Share Posted March 28, 2012 Duly noted! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Turd Furgison Posted March 28, 2012 Members Share Posted March 28, 2012 i'd buy freekish blues, then start making the best red dot overdrive, bar none. thus, doubling my monies in only a few short weeks also i'd buy a new hat, this one is starting to get sweat stained. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Andmoreagain Posted March 28, 2012 Members Share Posted March 28, 2012 -Pay off student loans, brothers student loans -Buy cars for both my parents -Set my grandpa up with whatever he needs -Buy a condo in boston -Buy a house in my hometown -buy a new car, and a honda cb250 -music gear And then I would resume my life as it is, and travel to cool places when I have time to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ryan. Posted March 28, 2012 Author Members Share Posted March 28, 2012 would be pretty fun to buy up all the klons in the world... then set them on fire and post the video to TGP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dr. Goldenglove Posted March 28, 2012 Members Share Posted March 28, 2012 -Buy a house somewhere in Europe, nothing big/flashy.-amp/some vintage Fender guitar, some cool bass-new phone, laptop, TV, etc.-A tailor-made suit-Leave some of the money in the bank for my mother and myself in case something happens, also leave enough to pay the bills for the next few decades-Record some stuff at a high-quality studio-Give the rest to different charities. It's not like I'd quit my job or anything, I'd get bored otherwise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members decode6 Posted March 28, 2012 Members Share Posted March 28, 2012 First things {censored}ing first... I charter a plane to Parma Italy where I will purchase a giant leg of air dried ham and a car sized wheel of Parmasian Cheese... I then head down to Munich where I will station myself at the beer garden in the English garden and eat and drink while I contemplate the rest of my winnings. I like where your going with this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zappa74 Posted March 28, 2012 Members Share Posted March 28, 2012 you guys would have hundreds of millions and youd buy condos and go backpacking? ive got news for you, you dont need millions to do that.Did you expect more from this crowd? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ryan. Posted March 28, 2012 Author Members Share Posted March 28, 2012 i'd fall face first into a pile of cocaine. again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members big69 Posted March 28, 2012 Members Share Posted March 28, 2012 i'd get stoned to death Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ryan. Posted March 28, 2012 Author Members Share Posted March 28, 2012 i'd get stoned to death you live in syria and were just raped? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members big69 Posted March 28, 2012 Members Share Posted March 28, 2012 no I won The Lottery Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members decode6 Posted March 28, 2012 Members Share Posted March 28, 2012 Trademarked, haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members caeman Posted March 28, 2012 Members Share Posted March 28, 2012 If I won, I wouldn't tell anyone for as long as possible. I would, predictably, pay off all of my debts, but I wouldn't leave Ohio. I like it here. This is where my friends and family live, my hobbies, etc. I don't like to fly. I would buy up thousands of acres of farm land in my home county of Preble and begin replanting the fields with evergreens. Thousands and thousands of acres of them. In the middle of which, would be my castle. I would then become an angel investor. All of my meetings would be conducted via teleconference, where my head would never been seen, but have a cat sleeping on my lap. I already have the laugh worked up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members HP Hovercraft Posted March 30, 2012 Members Share Posted March 30, 2012 $540 million now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members placebo62 Posted March 30, 2012 Members Share Posted March 30, 2012 I'd buy Greece Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DRGUN Posted March 30, 2012 Members Share Posted March 30, 2012 Remake The Last Action Hero into a musical with the original cast. this is the only correct answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members placebo62 Posted March 30, 2012 Members Share Posted March 30, 2012 But seriously, I'd become a massive patron of the arts. Give away arts grants for visual artists, musicians I'd open my own Art Gallery and recording studio. Buy a few houses in exoctic places around the world, something in Bora Bora, a ski lodge in Switzerland. And I'd still have a {censored} tonne left to give away to charities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Aristotle Posted March 30, 2012 Members Share Posted March 30, 2012 I'd knowingly pollute streams, rivers, and aquifers with toxic chemicals and then pay whatever fines the EPA levels at me and move on with my business like it aint no thing at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members caeman Posted March 30, 2012 Members Share Posted March 30, 2012 I'd buy Greece The people are too whiny. Not. Worth it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members placebo62 Posted March 30, 2012 Members Share Posted March 30, 2012 Hey, if I own the country I can do whatever I want with the people, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BHz_econo Posted March 30, 2012 Members Share Posted March 30, 2012 I'd buy everyone in chat crew their dream rig(sorry eti), pay off all the bills and donate the rest to charity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members decode6 Posted March 30, 2012 Members Share Posted March 30, 2012 I'd also jerk off a lot in public. Get used to seeing my junk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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