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Originally posted by Aineias

Greetings all, I'm obviously an unkown around here but I've been following the HC forums for quite a while ... just don't have enough FIRST HAND knowledge to ever post on many of the topics. However,


Dylan I cannot stand (while lyrically he's reputed to have written some reasonably poingnant stuff, his music and style drain from me the will to find out).


All the cookie monster cr*p ... it's simply NOT singing.


The guy from Coldplay (one of the most overrated bands/singers/ ... pianists if you can really call him that OF ALL TIME IMO) - he yodells, enough said.


All modern female vocalists using that "processed"sound, wait, thta IS all modern female vocalists.



In defence of Mr LaBrie, while I can accept those that have qualms over his style of singing, I don't believe anyone should be in doubt of his technical prowess. Having recently heard him live, twice, I can fully confirm that his vocal chords have at last healed since he damaged them way back in '94 and his voice sounds BETTER THAN EVER. he still has the incredible range of I&W (and he now hits the top notes every time, no screaching them out as has been heard on most of DTs live CDs).


What ought to be mentioned though is his shear professionality in that he still takes singing lessons (of varying styles, there are definately operatic influences in his training) despite being incredibly sucessful in his chosen profession. I firmly believe that the quality of nearly ALL modern vocalists could be significantly improved with some poitners from a professional teacher. Note hear that I myself have been classically trained (though not any more, damn my voice breaking and turning to absolute crap) and that {censored} stays with you in terms of breath control etc.

 

I agree for the most part about JL. However it never ceases to amaze me that a band full of virtuoso's like Dream Theater couldn't come up with a better vocalist. I am a very late comer to the the DT camp, (Scene from a Memory and Awake are the only CD's I have as of yet) But the guy has some hyper irratating vocal traits. Not the high notes, the low ones where he insists on using the widest vibrato, the gasps for emotional effect (esp on SFAM) and some "effected" pronunciations. Just drive me nuts.

 

I'd love to hear Geoff Tate from Queensryche do DT sometime.

 

As for annoying vocalists:

 

The guy from Coldplay

All cookie monster and cookie cutter "singers"

Anything that Autotune has touched in an obvious way.

 

I like true singers like Coverdale for example although I don't like much of his material. Hagar is amazing to be able to still pull it off after 55 years.

 

Vocal lessons do indeed pay off. I took 3 years of them in the 80's and can still nail all those annoying notes from Plant, Priest and Maiden at 50.

 

I think most guitarists don't get that singing "way up there" is like nailing a shred solo. I've been in both camps and the feeling is amazing. Doing an old Humble Pie song like "I don't need no Doctor" is a true high.

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Originally posted by 17 Tubes



I have always like Hagar better than Van Hagar.


I only recently noticed it was because of his vocals.


Hagar is much lower vocally more and rock and roll.


Van Hagar he is trying too hard and singing above his range. Almost every song his Hagar trying to belt out some high-ass bull{censored}.


I know that's not a perfect analysis...but it's coming around.

 

So you missed the Hagar tunes like "Where Eagles Fly"? Hagar has always stretched up there vocally since the early days. What is amazing to me is his longitivity.

 

What I don't like about Hagar is his lyrics esp with Van Hagar. One notable exception is "When its Love" flat out one of the best he ever wrote. (or sang).

 

Of course I can't drive 55 is always on top.

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Singers that suck:

 

* Kurt Cobain

* Eddie Vedder

* All singers in 90s rock bands that followed in the wake of the above two losers

 

*Rob Halford (the guys voice makes me cringe)

*Ronnie Dio " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " "

* Ozzy " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " "

* Lemmy " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " "

* James Hetfield " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " "

* Dave Mustaine " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " "

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Originally posted by 17 Tubes

Van Hagar he is trying too hard and singing above his range. Almost every song his Hagar trying to belt out some high-ass bull{censored}.

How true. I can remember Edward saying in an interview for Rolling Stone that he was "so glad they had a real singer" and that he didn't have to tune a half step down anymore (as he had to do with Roth).

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Originally posted by andyhumb

How about poodle head (Sammy Hagar) - I have to suffer thru his singing in order to hear Ed play - sometimes it can be painful, but worth it

 

There was one live show I saw on videotape where he is in one of those tights and he is so fat he can't even climb on top of one of the stage monitors. Now that was good for a laugh. Especially when you think of how Dave was flying all over stage.

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My votes would go to Eddie Vedder and clones (the singer from Creed, the Nickelback guy etc. etc.). Hate that "my vocal range is the size of this dot: ." singing.

 

Robert Plant can be pretty annoying, especially during those "baby baby baby" moments. He ruins Zeppelin for me.

 

The Finnish band The Crash also has a REALLY annoying singer. Extremely whiny voice. They suck!

 

I don't mind Geddy Lee though. Or Ozzy, Axl Rose and Kurt Cobain for that matter.

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Originally posted by 17 Tubes




Dio...


What can't you stand?


He's been doing metal for 30+ years. That in itself is so cool I'd put up with it.



No one has mentioned Dee Snyder. Now that was a flash in the pan. So dis someone who has been doing it regularly, but not ones that couldn't hang?


Hmmmm.....
:rolleyes:

He warbles too much. Kinda sounds like Katherine Hepburn through an octave-up pedal. Of course,there is also very little metal that I can actually stomach.

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Originally posted by 17 Tubes




Dio...


What can't you stand?


He's been doing metal for 30+ years. That in itself is so cool I'd put up with it.



No one has mentioned Dee Snyder. Now that was a flash in the pan. So dis someone who has been doing it regularly, but not ones that couldn't hang?


Hmmmm.....
:rolleyes:

 

Dio and Ray Gillen are my favorite singers - but everyone is entitled to their opinions. I think Dio's singing has had a huge influence on many rock bands that followed. My vote goes to Zakk Wylde. I find his singing comical.

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The singer from Moonspell

 

Ozzy

 

Tom Araya

 

Chris Barnes

 

The new Darkness- I liked the vocals on their old hit but this new stuff is corny IMO.

 

Nickelback on that Photograph song

 

Slaughter

 

Andrea(the guy) from Lacuna Coil

 

Jack White

 

Staind

 

Violent Femmes

 

EDIT: Steve Vai on his latest record

 

 

I think Don Dokken rules, so does Dave Mustaine so go figure.

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I don't know if it's been mentioned, but...

 

DLR.

 

Why? You listen to a whole CD of him, and you're annoyed. Imagine having him in the band.

 

Look, I like hearing DLR in small quantities, but, too much DLR has to be unhealthy.

 

 

Scott Stapp - I dunno, the guy's voice just pisses me off.

 

Scott Wieland - zero vocal range, and, he sounds like the singer in my last band, which is even more "ammo" :)

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