Members SteveVHT Posted July 30, 2006 Members Share Posted July 30, 2006 Originally posted by scooped-mids im 3.5 inches limp and about 6.25-6.50 inches erect...and about 5.5 inches in girth...my wife has documented this several times:D Sorry to hear that, and tell your wife I'm sorry too.... :eek: :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Skr4ped Posted July 30, 2006 Members Share Posted July 30, 2006 This thread is useless without pics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cougar Hunter Posted July 30, 2006 Members Share Posted July 30, 2006 guitarslinger's choad:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members scooped-mids Posted July 30, 2006 Members Share Posted July 30, 2006 Originally posted by SteveVHT Sorry to hear that, and tell your wife I'm sorry too.... :eek: :eek: im actually above average...ive read and heard that most penises are about 5.85 inches erect and between 2.5 and 4 inches limp...you guys should just be honest about it:o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members -=MYK=- Posted July 30, 2006 Members Share Posted July 30, 2006 My penis is so long, I can sit at my computer desk and it's snaked all the way into the bathroom taking a piss.that puts me at about average, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cougar Hunter Posted July 30, 2006 Members Share Posted July 30, 2006 Originally posted by -=MYK=- My penis is so long, I can sit at my computer desk and it's snaked all the way into the bathroom taking a piss. that puts me at about average, right? it would start straightening out like a garden hose. it would be off in the corner of the bathroom. it wouldn't stay aimed at the toilet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bob the dentist Posted July 30, 2006 Members Share Posted July 30, 2006 lmao at the guy who actually put it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members -=MYK=- Posted July 30, 2006 Members Share Posted July 30, 2006 Originally posted by guitarslinger it would start straightening out like a garden hose. it would be off in the corner of the bathroom. it wouldn't stay aimed at the toilet. It's a smart penis.It knows where to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members EvilThatMenDo Posted July 30, 2006 Author Members Share Posted July 30, 2006 Originally posted by guitarslinger guitarslinger's choad:( you are my hero, i want to bear your children!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JimAnsell Posted July 30, 2006 Members Share Posted July 30, 2006 my girlfriend asked me to measure once when we were alot younger. i did. i'm above average, but i'm still humbled by all the porn i watch. i'm around 7.5 long. i never measured girth wise.i'm probably average in that since though. i still make fun of myself for knowing that. i always though measuring was lame.its not like you can help how big or small you are.i'd rather worry about things i can help, like being a better musician. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members murdock Posted July 30, 2006 Members Share Posted July 30, 2006 I'm 7 inches soft but sometimes it goes down to 6 in several conditions hard i am about 9 1/2 inches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members evilbuttmuncher Posted July 30, 2006 Members Share Posted July 30, 2006 your mom has a dong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bradman006 Posted July 30, 2006 Members Share Posted July 30, 2006 How long is a length of string? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members evilbuttmuncher Posted July 30, 2006 Members Share Posted July 30, 2006 i think theyre 32" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bds9487 Posted July 30, 2006 Members Share Posted July 30, 2006 Originally posted by EvilThatMenDo its a grower not a shower. Faggot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members wtf_albino Posted July 30, 2006 Members Share Posted July 30, 2006 hey........i think YOU'RE ALL LYING:mad: ................. *cries out to the heavens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Alchemist Posted July 30, 2006 Members Share Posted July 30, 2006 There was...... significant shrinkage:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members GRIZ Posted July 30, 2006 Members Share Posted July 30, 2006 When i heard they made a movie called A MAN CALLED HORSE i was gonna sue for royalties. Good movie anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MTDP8350 Posted July 30, 2006 Members Share Posted July 30, 2006 Originally posted by guitarslinger sometimes known as a "choad" in the USA, not to be confused with the other "chode", that being the taint or the skin between the ass and nuts. Chode is a wider than long. Skin between ass and nuts is the "gooch". Hey, I'm 15. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cougar Hunter Posted July 30, 2006 Members Share Posted July 30, 2006 Originally posted by MTDP8350 Chode is a wider than long. Skin between ass and nuts is the "gooch".Hey, I'm 15. 1. Chode I don't know where most of you got your {censored}ing definitions for this word, but the Chode has nothing to do with a short or fat penis. It is a synonym of "taint" and "gooch". It is the area between your sac and your asshole. Why would you create a definition for something that doesn't exist, you morons? "Last night, you mom tongued my chode." 2. Chode A penis wider than it is long My boyfriend wanted a hand-job but i couldn't get a good grip because he had a chode. 3. Chode a chode is a bunch of people that sit around and argue over the definition of the word chode Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members AtillaTheHungry Posted July 30, 2006 Members Share Posted July 30, 2006 Originally posted by scooped-mids im actually above average...ive read and heard that most penises are about 5.85 inches erect and between 2.5 and 4 inches limp...you guys should just be honest about it:o Unless I'm misunderstanding, I think he's actually referring to the fact that you stated your wang to be 5.5" wide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cougar Hunter Posted July 30, 2006 Members Share Posted July 30, 2006 Originally posted by OneArmedScissors Unless I'm misunderstanding, I think he's actually referring to the fact that you stated your wang to be 5.5" wide. or circumferance = 5.5" / pi =~1.75" diameter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TU BE Posted July 30, 2006 Members Share Posted July 30, 2006 Lance says....This thread is gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MTDP8350 Posted July 30, 2006 Members Share Posted July 30, 2006 Originally posted by guitarslinger 1. Chode I don't know where most of you got your {censored}ing definitions for this word, but the Chode has nothing to do with a short or fat penis. It is a synonym of "taint" and "gooch". It is the area between your sac and your asshole. Why would you create a definition for something that doesn't exist, you morons? "Last night, you mom tongued my chode." 2. Chode A penis wider than it is long My boyfriend wanted a hand-job but i couldn't get a good grip because he had a chode. 3. Chode a chode is a bunch of people that sit around and argue over the definition of the word chode Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members -=MYK=- Posted July 30, 2006 Members Share Posted July 30, 2006 Originally posted by guitarslinger 1. Chode I don't know where most of you got your {censored}ing definitions for this word, but the Chode has nothing to do with a short or fat penis. It is a synonym of "taint" and "gooch". It is the area between your sac and your asshole. Why would you create a definition for something that doesn't exist, you morons?"Last night, you mom tongued my chode."2. Chode A penis wider than it is longMy boyfriend wanted a hand-job but i couldn't get a good grip because he had a chode. Sorry, but you fail. Chode - penis wider than it is long gooch/taint - well, you know. It's moronic to call them by the same name when they're obviously very different. Not different enough though. "Your mom licked my chode. " "I've got a chode." See what I mean? Find out what I'm talking about here and maybe I'll grant you a passing grade in the world. SRRY GUYZ I HAFFTA GO PALY TEH BRUTAL METULZ POWR CHOADS111111M/M Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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