Members duncan Posted March 10, 2007 Members Share Posted March 10, 2007 haha. i didn't say she was my girlfriend. but thank you. :] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BrendanO Posted March 10, 2007 Members Share Posted March 10, 2007 Maybe {censored} her 'till her head explodes?!?!? We're obviously operating on two very levels here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members duncan Posted March 10, 2007 Members Share Posted March 10, 2007 dude, if that thing explodes, it might throw the axis of the earth off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rog951 Posted March 10, 2007 Members Share Posted March 10, 2007 Well, whoever she is, I'm not going to talk about all the different ways I would enjoy defiling her, out of respect for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members duncan Posted March 10, 2007 Members Share Posted March 10, 2007 hahaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Hegmatronicon Posted March 10, 2007 Members Share Posted March 10, 2007 I think she's kinda hot. But i like me some freaky babes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members HKSblade1 Posted March 10, 2007 Members Share Posted March 10, 2007 I'm sure if Cristina said F-Me to anyone posting they would ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members duncan Posted March 10, 2007 Members Share Posted March 10, 2007 i already addressed that assumption. i would NOT. she scares me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BrendanO Posted March 10, 2007 Members Share Posted March 10, 2007 i already addressed that assumption. i would NOT. she scares me. That, sir, is what a lie sounds like on the internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members duncan Posted March 10, 2007 Members Share Posted March 10, 2007 That, sir, is what a lie sounds like on the internet. and you sir, are a buffoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members duncan Posted March 10, 2007 Members Share Posted March 10, 2007 woof woof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BrendanO Posted March 10, 2007 Members Share Posted March 10, 2007 and you sir, are a buffoon. A buffoon I may be, good chap, but it also appears I would be the one having relations on such a night as the one in question! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members knucklefux Posted March 10, 2007 Members Share Posted March 10, 2007 have you heard of a lightswitch? how can you deny those melons? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members duncan Posted March 10, 2007 Members Share Posted March 10, 2007 A buffoon I may be, good chap, but it also appears I would be the one having relations on such a night as the one in question! now THAT is what a lie sounds like on the internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members duncan Posted March 10, 2007 Members Share Posted March 10, 2007 have you heard of a lightswitch? how can you deny those melons? easy....i just look at the head they're eventually attached to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members knucklefux Posted March 10, 2007 Members Share Posted March 10, 2007 here's a question for ya. you're a geek in high school. you have two options: 1. bang the hottest chick in school 2. bang the head cheerleader they are not the same chick. banging one excludes banging the other, so none of that "three way" stuff. they hate each other...{censored}ing one rules out a chance with the other. what do you do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rog951 Posted March 10, 2007 Members Share Posted March 10, 2007 woof woof. Okay, sorry. This is where I get off. And by "get off" I mean run upstairs and have a good spank... Da Booooooobiiieeesss!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members duncan Posted March 10, 2007 Members Share Posted March 10, 2007 here's a question for ya. you're a geek in high school. you have two options: 1. bang the hottest chick in school 2. bang the head cheerleader they are not the same chick. banging one excludes banging the other, so none of that "three way" stuff. they hate each other...{censored}ing one rules out a chance with the other. what do you do? trick question. the answer is "go home and masturbate on the internet" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BrendanO Posted March 10, 2007 Members Share Posted March 10, 2007 here's a question for ya. you're a geek in high school. you have two options: 1. bang the hottest chick in school 2. bang the head cheerleader they are not the same chick. banging one excludes banging the other, so none of that "three way" stuff. they hate each other...{censored}ing one rules out a chance with the other. what do you do? Ask them if oral or anal "count," first. Then, once you've got that information, proceed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NaturalBornBoy Posted March 10, 2007 Members Share Posted March 10, 2007 good body, ugly face Story of her life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members knucklefux Posted March 10, 2007 Members Share Posted March 10, 2007 ok, exchange the word geek for "guy who can't otherwise get laid"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members duncan Posted March 10, 2007 Members Share Posted March 10, 2007 same answer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members knucklefux Posted March 10, 2007 Members Share Posted March 10, 2007 that explains some stuff... the "correct" answer, is bang the cheerleader. twenty years down the road, when you're telling war stories, you can say "i banged the hottest chick in school" and the guys will nod knowingly...if you tell them that you banged the head cheeleader, you get high fives all around, and another beer, even if the cheerleader was a beast. but since you prefer masturbation.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members duncan Posted March 10, 2007 Members Share Posted March 10, 2007 if i were to pick one or the other, i would have picked the hottest girl in school. why? head cheerleaders dont have to be good looking, nor do they have to be in shape. i come from canada where cheerleading isn't a religion like it is in the states. just because she's in charge of the dog squad and they're lame ass routines, doesn't mean that i'd get any props for having sex with her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Phishmonkey Posted March 10, 2007 Author Members Share Posted March 10, 2007 here's a question for ya. you're a geek in high school. you have two options: 1. bang the hottest chick in school 2. bang the head cheerleader they are not the same chick. banging one excludes banging the other, so none of that "three way" stuff. they hate each other...{censored}ing one rules out a chance with the other. what do you do? Hottest girl. The hotness of cheerleaders varies by school. Mine doesn't have a good football team, so they don't have much to cheer about. The current head cheerleader is a fatass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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