Members gregwar Posted July 14, 2012 Members Share Posted July 14, 2012 dear swardle, I'm sorry to hear about your difficulties but why do people debate whether superman can jump or fly ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members swardle Posted July 14, 2012 Members Share Posted July 14, 2012 Hello everyone. After receiving some further treatment, I am doing much better. There were some bugs in my reprogramming that needed to be worked out. Thanks so much for caring. I am hopeful that I can continue to be a member of this wonderful KSS community. Please note that I am required to stay on topic, so I am not permitted to respond to negative attacks or off-topic material. I am not here to tell you what to post, but only the parameters from which I am able to respond. Peace out and best of luck with your music endeavors! -Swardle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members burster Posted July 14, 2012 Members Share Posted July 14, 2012 Why do keyboards start at middle C? I mean the alphabet starts at A not C. Swardle. Please tell the higher ups they need to change this blatant attack on human intelligence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pogo97 Posted July 14, 2012 Author Members Share Posted July 14, 2012 Why do keyboards start at middle C? I mean the alphabet starts at A not C. Swardle. Please tell the higher ups they need to change this blatant attack on human intelligence. [PUTS HAND UP] I can help here. This is a stupid English thing. As far as I know, other people call it doh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members swardle Posted July 14, 2012 Members Share Posted July 14, 2012 Why do keyboards start at middle C? I mean the alphabet starts at A not C. Swardle. Please tell the higher ups they need to change this blatant attack on human intelligence. Here is a question I can answer. If you look at a traditional piano, the first leftmost key does, in fact, start with an A. As for modern keyboards, many of them allow you to transpose to another key. So you turn that middle C into an A if you like. So there you go. I'm glad to be of service. -Swardle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members swardle Posted July 14, 2012 Members Share Posted July 14, 2012 I just thought of something. Maybe some of the off-the-wall questions being asked here in this thread stem from a lack of musical knowledge. There are tons of resources available that could help you put together the kinds of questions that I can respond to. Ask your local piano teacher, or go down to your local music keyboard store and ask for help. Best of luck! -Swardle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members liliththekitten Posted July 14, 2012 Members Share Posted July 14, 2012 What's worse, the Korg Monotribe (Spawn of Satan) or anal sex? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ed A. Posted July 14, 2012 Members Share Posted July 14, 2012 Dear Swardle: What would you see if you could travel faster than the speed of light? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members liliththekitten Posted July 14, 2012 Members Share Posted July 14, 2012 Dear Swardle, Canadians told me that they burned down the White House. It didn't see anything about it in the news. Shouldn't we be at war with them then? Is this part of Obama's master scheme? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members zoink Posted July 14, 2012 Members Share Posted July 14, 2012 Dear Swardle,Canadians told me that they burned down the White House. It didn't see anything about it in the news. Shouldn't we be at war with them then? Is this part of Obama's master scheme? This is sort of like blaming modern day Italians for things the ancient Romans did. Modern Canadians are just too friendly and nice to blame for anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members koolkat Posted July 14, 2012 Members Share Posted July 14, 2012 What's worse, the Korg Monotribe (Spawn of Satan) or anal sex? Well I'm no Swardle, but off hand, I'd say the Monotribe; unless of course you're using the Monotribe for anal sex, then they're about equal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members zoink Posted July 14, 2012 Members Share Posted July 14, 2012 Dear Swardle:What would you see if you could travel faster than the speed of light? You would see nothing, as you cannot travel faster than the speed of light, nor could you travel AT or NEAR the speed of light, as you would tend toward infinite mass (a consequence of time dilation and Lorentz contraction of space). Moreover, since your body has rest mass, it would take an infinite amount of energy to achieve such a velocity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members zoink Posted July 14, 2012 Members Share Posted July 14, 2012 What's worse, the Korg Monotribe (Spawn of Satan) or anal sex? I'd go with the former, though it depends (in the case of the latter) on whether you're the giver or receiver, and who with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members zoink Posted July 14, 2012 Members Share Posted July 14, 2012 dear swardle,I'm sorry to hear about your difficulties but why do people debate whether superman can jump or fly ? The original Superman, as conceived by Siegel and Shuster in 1938, could jump great heights and distances but not fly. By the 1950s or so, he was flying. People who argue about whether Superman can fly are (1) each describing different stages of an evolving fictional character's abilities, and (2) need to get a life. He's just a comic book character -- he can NEITHER jump NOR fly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members burster Posted July 14, 2012 Members Share Posted July 14, 2012 Here is a question I can answer. If you look at a traditional piano, the first leftmost key does, in fact, start with an A. As for modern keyboards, many of them allow you to transpose to another key. So you turn that middle C into an A if you like. So there you go. I'm glad to be of service. -Swardle Thank you for your "moast" gracious reply. So by transposing my devil synth down I can create a new style of music called Dubstep and 1/2 ? Your the best Swardle. GODDY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members zoink Posted July 14, 2012 Members Share Posted July 14, 2012 Dear Mr. Swardle:Please forgive all these selfish people who think nothing of bothering a poor man like you who's going through who knows what kind of hell and being rehabilitaterd for usefulness to society and maybe even bothered by his GF with Cosmo quizzes and stuff. I think you should just ignore them and rest until you are better. But firstWhy do people say "hot water heater"? What's the point of heating water that's already hot? Shouldn't it be a "cold water heater"?I Thank You. Perhaps it's because the heater itself is hot. It is a hot.... water heater. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members zoink Posted July 14, 2012 Members Share Posted July 14, 2012 Dear Swardle,Since you really are god, can you plese tell me if it is true that in 2012 the world is going to end The world did in fact end in 2012, for people such as Ernest Borgnine, Whitney Houston, Andy Griffith, and Robin Gibb, etc., RIP. So the statement is more or less true, though not for everybody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Purity_Control Posted July 14, 2012 Members Share Posted July 14, 2012 you didn;t realise that wasn;t a typo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members swardle Posted July 15, 2012 Members Share Posted July 15, 2012 Thank you for your "moast" gracious reply. So by transposing my devil synth down I can create a new style of music called Dubstep and 1/2 ? Your the best Swardle. GODDY You're welcome, I think. There are a couple of words in your reply that show up as blanks on my screen, but I think I got the gist of your message. -Swardle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members liliththekitten Posted July 15, 2012 Members Share Posted July 15, 2012 This is sort of like blaming modern day Italians for things the ancient Romans did. Modern Canadians are just too friendly and nice to blame for anything. Swardle didn't answer my questions! I guess thats not really the point of the thread. I think its cute when Canadians brag about it! Can't hate them haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members liliththekitten Posted July 15, 2012 Members Share Posted July 15, 2012 Dear Swardle, I think my boyfriend might be Canadian. Lately he's been acting really polite, adding "eh" or "right?" at the end of every sentence, talking in French half the time, and using {censored} like liters and kilometers. He doesn't like my pancakes, stopped drinking American beer ("because its like sex in a canoe"), eats strange {censored} called poutine, likes odd cartoons from some Film Board people and gives a {censored} about useless stuff like Stephen Harper and hockey. One time, I came home to find him wearing a garter belt with woolen stockings, apparently this is what hockey players wear. He also makes me wear a hockey jersey for sex. Listening to Rush is OK, but I draw the line at Men Without Hats. When I confronted him about it, he was really apologetic and went back to watching Big Bang Theory. On the plus side, he is buying me a Minimoog and a JD-800. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Purity_Control Posted July 15, 2012 Members Share Posted July 15, 2012 Canadian, I think he just wants you to think that to conceal the fact that he's really british. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Purity_Control Posted July 15, 2012 Members Share Posted July 15, 2012 Dear Swardle, My friend says he is in love with you and would like to invite you over later to try out his newly acquired German field telephone, what time are you available? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members swardle Posted July 15, 2012 Members Share Posted July 15, 2012 Swardle didn't answer my questions! I guess thats not really the point of the thread.I think its cute when Canadians brag about it! Can't hate them haha Sorry for not being able to answer your question. I'm on a pretty tight leash these days. The KSS has to approve all of my responses before I can submit. And I really can't veer off topic to any measurable degree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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