swardle

The new economy is treating me very well. Sinners from everywhere seek my advice and counsel on getting back on the righteous path. I point out to them their former wicked ways (such as buying junk on the Internet), yell at them for not heeding to the commands of the Lord, and then I get to take money from them. It's a pretty good deal for me, since it means either following the righteous path or face the boiling pits. Hard times and recessions usually brings out the guilt, regret, and need for salvation out of my clients.