Members skaaks Posted April 1, 2008 Members Share Posted April 1, 2008 Thought some of you might enjoy this: http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/147913/ED-s-Furry-F-king-Guide-To-Metal.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mparsons Posted April 1, 2008 Members Share Posted April 1, 2008 :lol ALL METAL REALLY DOES SOUND THE SAME! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Phrostbit Posted April 1, 2008 Members Share Posted April 1, 2008 ROFL!:thu:That absolutely was Br00tlz!11!!!--PB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Facing Failure Posted April 1, 2008 Members Share Posted April 1, 2008 {censored}ing awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members BeerBaron Posted April 2, 2008 Members Share Posted April 2, 2008 Very good video! lol. Though I agree with what teh video said. It sucks how the rest of the music biz steriotype's the metal world with it being all Death, Satan and all that cause of the current metal bands. Lyrics should be about partying, women and tearing the place up. Guess I'm just old fashioned though lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rhoadkiller Posted April 2, 2008 Members Share Posted April 2, 2008 AHAHAHHAHAH THAT WAS TEH SECKS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JesperX Posted April 2, 2008 Members Share Posted April 2, 2008 ALL metal sounds the same! ...if your ears are {censored}ing broken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Herald of Light Posted April 2, 2008 Members Share Posted April 2, 2008 Reminds me of this: HEAVY METAL: The protagonist arrives on a Harley Davidson, kills the dragon, drinks some beers and {censored}s the princess GRIND METAL: The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for about 2 minutes and then leaves... POWER METAL: The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and they make love in an enchanted forest THRASH METAL: The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princes and {censored}s her... easy and quick FOLK METAL: The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (from all the dancing) protagonist leaves without the princess VIKING METAL: The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his migthy axe, cooks and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals the castle and burns the place before he leaves DEATH METAL: The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, {censored}s the princess and kills her, then leaves BLACK METAL: The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in the front of the castle...then sodomizes the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her...then he impales the deflowered princess GORE METAL: The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in the front of the castle, {censored}s the princess and kills her...then he {censored}s again her dead body, slashes her belly open and eats her guts, {censored}s the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and {censored}s it for the last time DOOM METAL: The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks that he never could beat him, gets depressed and commits suicide...the dragon eats his body and the princess as well PROGRESSIVE METAL: The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo for 26 minutes, the dragon kills himself out of boredom, the protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques learned in the last year of the conservatory... the princess escapes, and is now looking for the "HEAVY METAL" protagonist GLAM METAL: The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and lets him enter, he steals the princess' make-up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink color NU METAL: The protagonist arrives and gets disturbed by the Dragons appearance. He fumbles and rolls around on the ground and whispers some nursery rhymes. the dragon feels grief but suddenly get killed by another protagonist that hat a {censored}ed up day. the first one enters the princess' room and bitchslpas her, because she was one of the {censored}ing cunts that made his life miserable at highschool. then he shouts so often "{censored}, {censored}ing whore" until she begs for mercy. then the two protagonists drink jack-Coke, eat pizza and {censored} all the maidens in the castle. EPIC SYMPHONIC HOLLYWOOD METAL: The protagonist arrives from the enchanted lands in a rain of a thousand flames. Like a holy thunderforce he attaks the dragon, who puts up an epic fight. But even the power of the dragonflame cannot harm the hero, and in the end he guts the beast with his emerald sword. He brings the princess home to tell the legendary tale of his victory forever, before leaving to {censored} his male comrades back home in the enchanted lands... WHITE METAL: The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon with a bible and marries the princess before {censored}ing ... INDUSTRIAL METAL: The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes an obscene gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by security guards. MATH METAL The protagonist arrives on a recumbant bicycle. For every 17 swipes of his sword at the dragon, he gives the princess 12 strokes. No one observing can decipher what the {censored} is going on, but everyone agrees: There's a guy doing exactly the same thing up the trail who absolutely OWNS this knave. He's soooo Math Metal. METALCORE: Watches and cries as the princess {censored}s the dragon instead of him. Writes a song about it. Then waits until the princess is asleep, then steals her jeans. STONER METAL: The protagonist arrives in a smoke-filled VW van with Sleep, or High on Fire droning on inside. Comes out wearing a pair of aviator sunglasses, holding a glass hooka and asks the Dragon for directions. He then makes a lude comment about the princess. The Dragon just stares incredulously at the protagonist, while all the pent up pot-smoke bakes out the Dragon's cave. The Dragon gets high, gets the munchies and eats the princess. The protagonist has already wandered back to his van and left - he has to meet his dealer at the gas station on the other side of town in 10 minutes. PORNOGRIND: The protagonist walks into the castle naked, and proceeds straight into the fortress where the princess is being held captive. He then takes out his chainsaw, strips her of her clothes, and inserts the chainsaw (while still running, mind you) into the vagina. Oh yeah, and the dragon was videotaping it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members zehn Posted April 2, 2008 Members Share Posted April 2, 2008 I lol'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members chad_sux Posted April 2, 2008 Members Share Posted April 2, 2008 cock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rydock Posted April 2, 2008 Members Share Posted April 2, 2008 hahahhahaha win! Even though I love metal I still lol'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mhr74 Posted April 2, 2008 Members Share Posted April 2, 2008 lmao that's some funny stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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