Members JoshuaLogan Posted June 6, 2008 Members Share Posted June 6, 2008 Had it since 8 am this morning. today has been massive fail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guidedbyechoes Posted June 6, 2008 Members Share Posted June 6, 2008 I had it once. For a week. Horrible stomach pains and everytime I tried to eat I would projectile vomit, then drive heave. Its the mff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Oblivion DC Posted June 6, 2008 Members Share Posted June 6, 2008 Damn that sucks. Sit inside and just soak up some ac. Hope you feel better soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ENdtime Posted June 6, 2008 Members Share Posted June 6, 2008 My wife got it, and she could never tell if she was gonna {censored} or puke! I thought it was funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members savoldi Posted June 6, 2008 Members Share Posted June 6, 2008 My wife got it, and she could never tell if she was gonna {censored} or puke! I thought it was funny. Wait until you get it. You''ll think it's {censored}ing hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Smachimo the T Posted June 6, 2008 Members Share Posted June 6, 2008 Ugh, I feel your pain. I had it a few weeks ago, I had terrible abdomen pain for a while I thought it was a kidney stone coming on, but my doctor informed me it was food poisoning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ENdtime Posted June 6, 2008 Members Share Posted June 6, 2008 Wait until you get it. You''ll think it's {censored}ing hilarious. I've had terrible kidney stones, and she thought it was funny when I was in the fetal position praying for death... I'd take food poisoning any day.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Smachimo the T Posted June 6, 2008 Members Share Posted June 6, 2008 I've had terrible kidney stones, and she thought it was funny when I was in the fetal position praying for death... I'd take food poisoning any day.. +1 The fetal position of doom. mother{censored}, one day I just collapsed at work and all the guys were like, "WTF is THIS guy doing, {censored}in` QUEER Get UP! AND GET TO WORK! BLAHB ALBHA let's poke him with a stick" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ultron Posted June 6, 2008 Members Share Posted June 6, 2008 How would you like a greasy pork sandwich, served in a dirty ashtray. :poke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Smachimo the T Posted June 6, 2008 Members Share Posted June 6, 2008 How would you like a greasy pork sandwich, served in a dirty ashtray. :poke: see--the guy's face behind moshgirl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NeloAngelo Posted June 6, 2008 Members Share Posted June 6, 2008 i had it a few times. twice in one month. it {censored}ing sucks. i dont think theres anything worse. seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mavesicles Posted June 6, 2008 Members Share Posted June 6, 2008 I almost got it. I microwaved what I thought to be a cooked piece of breaded chicken in the microwave. But it was raw, and ate it afterwards without knowing it was. I guess it got so hot in the microwave that it cooked it, because I didn't feel anything after. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Smachimo the T Posted June 6, 2008 Members Share Posted June 6, 2008 I almost got it. I microwaved a raw piece of breaded chicken in the microwave and ate it afterwards. I guess it got so hot in the microwave that it cooked it, because I didn't feel anything after. yep, back in the day they used to promote being able to cook full chickens in the microwave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mavesicles Posted June 6, 2008 Members Share Posted June 6, 2008 yep, back in the day they used to promote being able to cook full chickens in the microwave. This is exactly what I microwaved. breaded chicken stuffed with broccoli. Had it for dinner tonight actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NeloAngelo Posted June 6, 2008 Members Share Posted June 6, 2008 lol i nuked a burger. i dont like soggy bread and nuked veggies so i pulled the bun and the veggies and nuked the meat only. went to bed feeling liek there was a baseball in my large intestine. woke up vomiting. dry heaved for 24 hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Smachimo the T Posted June 6, 2008 Members Share Posted June 6, 2008 lol i nuked a burger.i dont like soggy bread and nuked veggies so i pulled the bun and the veggies and nuked the meat only.went to bed feeling liek there was a baseball in my large intestine. woke up vomiting. dry heaved for 24 hours. UGH! gross. burgers in the microwave=no in fact, no meat should really be cooked in the microwave, it turns out rubbery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NeloAngelo Posted June 6, 2008 Members Share Posted June 6, 2008 it was a burger from carls jr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mavesicles Posted June 6, 2008 Members Share Posted June 6, 2008 lol i nuked a burger.i dont like soggy bread and nuked veggies so i pulled the bun and the veggies and nuked the meat only.went to bed feeling liek there was a baseball in my large intestine. woke up vomiting. dry heaved for 24 hours. I would've been afraid to to go to sleep after that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Smachimo the T Posted June 6, 2008 Members Share Posted June 6, 2008 This is exactly what I microwaved. breaded chicken stuffed with broccoli. Had it for dinner tonight actually. that looks good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NeloAngelo Posted June 6, 2008 Members Share Posted June 6, 2008 I would've been afraid to to go to sleep after that. yeah that was the first time i ever had food poisoning. i freak out every time i get a stomach pain now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Smachimo the T Posted June 6, 2008 Members Share Posted June 6, 2008 it was a burger from carls jr. no toaster oven? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mavesicles Posted June 6, 2008 Members Share Posted June 6, 2008 that looks good! Oh believe me, it IS {censored}ing good. To bad it takes 30min in the oven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Smachimo the T Posted June 6, 2008 Members Share Posted June 6, 2008 Oh believe me, it IS {censored}ing good. To bad it takes 30min in the oven. that's why you make em early in the day, then put em in the fridge then when you get hungry zap them for 30 seconds and there you GO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mavesicles Posted June 6, 2008 Members Share Posted June 6, 2008 that's why you make em early in the day, then put em in the fridge then when you get hungry zap them for 30 seconds and there you GO. meh easier said than done:poke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NeloAngelo Posted June 6, 2008 Members Share Posted June 6, 2008 meheasier said than done:poke: you smoke weed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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