Members CenturyStanding Posted August 24, 2009 Members Share Posted August 24, 2009 Well yeah. Carbs contain fiber and fiber makes you gassy. If you eat a high carb diet, you'll fart like crazy. If you eat a low-carb diet, you'll be less gassy. That's super simplified, though, there's tons of other things that cause gas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members musicdog400 Posted August 24, 2009 Members Share Posted August 24, 2009 I had severe reflux, and had the surgery, much better now. I read that people who have reflux swallow way more air than average. Must explain my frequent harmless farting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members PlayboyChris Posted August 24, 2009 Members Share Posted August 24, 2009 not even portion control.....low carb you can eat like a king. Yeah, but no one does. No one consumes pounds of eggs or red meat like you're purported to be able to do on Atkins. The lack of variety available to you means you're eating less. Seattle Sutton, Nutrisystem .... have you seen a typical meal from either? They're tiny. It's all about portion control and moderation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Metalman X Posted August 24, 2009 Members Share Posted August 24, 2009 Digested vegetation and the breakdown of simple starches tend to make for lots of methane production. Ed This makes sense. I've had a couple of vegan friends over the years, and though their farts are seemingly fewer, they definately pack a VERY raunchy, nasty bite. Can hang with the worst of my rare steak, dark beer, deep fried onion rings,and garlic mashed potatoes farts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Metalman X Posted August 24, 2009 Members Share Posted August 24, 2009 That's burps dude, farts begin in the lower GI Why fart and waste it, when you can burp and taste it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Chrisjd Posted August 24, 2009 Members Share Posted August 24, 2009 All I know is I am tearing some severe ass today, in the office Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members PlayboyChris Posted August 24, 2009 Members Share Posted August 24, 2009 Why fart and waste it, when you can burp and taste it? You can actually taste an especially robust fart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members HELSTRUME Posted August 24, 2009 Members Share Posted August 24, 2009 It's sugar and white flour....processed foods....basically just the american diet as a whole. Nothing wrong with low carb. Most people get more good carbs on a low carb diet than they ever did before. It's not even a diet......just get rid of the junk. not even portion control.....low carb you can eat like a king. it's the nickle and dime crap foods we americans live on everyday loaded with empty calories......we get so many worthless diets because people make $$$ trying to give you an angle so you can keep eating junk.Your right. Cutting out sugar and white bleached flour, makes a huge diff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Metalman X Posted August 24, 2009 Members Share Posted August 24, 2009 You can actually taste an especially robust fart. That is VERY true! I had a boss yell at me one time on a factory job, warning me if I didn't stop farting like I was, he was gonna send me home for the night. He literally told me it smelled so bad he could taste it and that I "might as well be taking a {censored} in his mouth", in exactly those words. I still giggle like a school girl when I look back on that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Chrisjd Posted August 24, 2009 Members Share Posted August 24, 2009 That is VERY true! I had a boss yell at me one time on a factory job, warning me if I didn't stop farting like I was, he was gonna send me home for the night. He literally told me it smelled so bad he could taste it and that I "might as well be taking a hit in his mouth", in exactly those words. I still giggle like a school girl when I look back on that! Oh boy, this had me lulzing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Metalman X Posted August 24, 2009 Members Share Posted August 24, 2009 Oh boy, this had me lulzing. my (now corrected) typo...or what it was meant to say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Chrisjd Posted August 24, 2009 Members Share Posted August 24, 2009 my (now corrected) typo...or what it was meant to say? what it was meant to say, that your boss told you that you might as well be taking a {censored} in his mouth... LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Metalman X Posted August 24, 2009 Members Share Posted August 24, 2009 what it was meant to say, that your boss told you that you might as well be taking a {censored} in his mouth... LOL.Gotcha!Yah....I probably shouldn't be as proud of that as I am....but what can I say...? Farts are {censored}ing hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BusterBuster Posted August 24, 2009 Members Share Posted August 24, 2009 Had a BIG steak, potato and beer at supper tonight. Man, my farts are piping HOT I love them when they get like this. Reminds me of the summer smell of the old tomato factory's drain ponds .... ummmmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Metalman X Posted August 24, 2009 Members Share Posted August 24, 2009 Had a BIG steak, potato and beer at supper tonight. Man, my farts are piping HOT I love them when they get like this. Reminds me of the summer smell of the old tomato factory's drain ponds .... ummmmmm Man, I {censored}ing miss that thread!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members savoldi Posted August 25, 2009 Members Share Posted August 25, 2009 He literally told me it smelled so bad he could taste it and that I "might as well be taking a {censored} in his mouth", in exactly those words. Actually, you were. All odors are particulate. That means whatever you're smelling, you're ingesting no matter how small the droplets. That's even true if you don't smell it. Lots of {censored} in the air, some of it literally {censored}. You WERE taking one in his mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sleepeatplay Posted August 25, 2009 Members Share Posted August 25, 2009 It's the sugar, white flower, and high fructrose corn syrup they put in everything. Food manufactures are killing america......one bite at a time. They know exactly what they're doing too-$$$. No low carber would ever advise someone not to eat produce. Yep. This is correct. Start reading labels. They put that {censored}ing high fructose corn syrup in everything. You'll be amazed what they put that garbage in. Gee, why are so many people overweight and diabetes is off the charts? Duh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Megatron_69 Posted August 25, 2009 Members Share Posted August 25, 2009 Yeah, but no one does. No one consumes pounds of eggs or red meat like you're purported to be able to do on Atkins. The lack of variety available to you means you're eating less.Seattle Sutton, Nutrisystem .... have you seen a typical meal from either? They're tiny.It's all about portion control and moderation. Don't see what your saying......why did you bring up SS and NS? I couldn't give 2 {censored}s about those. Again.....get rid of the processed foods......especially high fructrose corn syrup, sugar and white flower. Most people could loose weight on a 3000 calorie diet if they got rid of that junk. like I said food manufactures are killing america......one bite at a time. They know exactly what they're doing-$$$. http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1914857,00.html checkout Gary Taubes 'Good Calories, Bad Calories'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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