Members guitarbilly74 Posted December 7, 2009 Members Share Posted December 7, 2009 So I went to this restaurant with my gf for lunch today. After the meal I rush to the restroom to deliver my proverbial post-meal #2. I get into the restroom, lock myself in the booth and all is well until I hear 2 people walking into the restroom. They start to talk to each other and I realize they were 2 women. So it dawned on me....... "Holy {censored} I'm in the women's restroom!!" I had to text my gf and explain what was going on, told her to come to the restroom and tell me when the room was clear for me to leave. I just wonder how I'd ever get out of there if I didn't have my cell phone on me. I know.. but hey I was in a rush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members White_Van Posted December 7, 2009 Members Share Posted December 7, 2009 When you gotta poo, societal norms are secondary man. It's just science. It happens to the best of us. It could have been worse, you could have been intoxicated and decided to use an alley for said poop. I've been there for such decisions. It ain't pretty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Acshreds Posted December 7, 2009 Members Share Posted December 7, 2009 thats just funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members stompboxfreak72 Posted December 7, 2009 Members Share Posted December 7, 2009 I hope your mudhole mephistopheles turned the ladies room into satan's {censored}ter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mhr74 Posted December 7, 2009 Members Share Posted December 7, 2009 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sheik_Yerbouti Posted December 7, 2009 Members Share Posted December 7, 2009 When you've got jumpers at the door, it doesn't matter whose pool they land in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Reauchambeau Posted December 7, 2009 Members Share Posted December 7, 2009 cool {censored} bro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members abecon5 Posted December 7, 2009 Members Share Posted December 7, 2009 OMFG lol !!! Coolstory Bro:thu: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members abecon5 Posted December 7, 2009 Members Share Posted December 7, 2009 did you smell any vag while you were in there/? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members LordThurisaz Posted December 7, 2009 Members Share Posted December 7, 2009 Funniest story ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sixtonoize Posted December 7, 2009 Members Share Posted December 7, 2009 Entertaining story, Bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members THEE HAMMER Posted December 7, 2009 Members Share Posted December 7, 2009 csb. VERY BELIEVABLE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sheik_Yerbouti Posted December 7, 2009 Members Share Posted December 7, 2009 Starring today only at Le Chateau's ladies' room... Billy's Second Movement! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members White_Van Posted December 7, 2009 Members Share Posted December 7, 2009 did you smell any vag while you were in there/? I go to capital city and take pictures of women while they make toilet... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ed_sped2 Posted December 7, 2009 Members Share Posted December 7, 2009 I got drunk at a bar one time, and I used the ladies room all night without knowing it. The last time I was in there, some girl started knocking on the door. I shouted at her while I was in there to be patient, and when I left, she told me that it was the ladies room. I responded, "Yeah, well I pissed in the sink." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ShaneV2 Posted December 7, 2009 Members Share Posted December 7, 2009 I go to capital city and take pictures of women while they make toilet... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members iff Posted December 7, 2009 Members Share Posted December 7, 2009 I did that in an IKEA once when I was younger. I could have sworn I'd gone into the men's bathroom, so when I noticed that there were no urinals, I just shrugged it off... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NaturalBornBoy Posted December 7, 2009 Members Share Posted December 7, 2009 You act like it was all 'accidental' Billy :poke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitarbilly74 Posted December 7, 2009 Author Members Share Posted December 7, 2009 did you smell any vag while you were in there/? I didn't even think about it, I'm laughing now but I was scared {censored}less (literally) that these women would freak out and call the cops on me. They sounded like they were older women, who would NOT think it was funny that I got in there by mistake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members abecon5 Posted December 7, 2009 Members Share Posted December 7, 2009 I did that in an IKEA once when I was younger. I could have sworn I'd gone into the men's bathroom, so when I noticed that there were no urinals, I just shrugged it off... yeah, but youre {censored}ing asian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members White_Van Posted December 7, 2009 Members Share Posted December 7, 2009 You act like it was all 'accidental' Billy :poke: He conveniently packed a small hand mirror for looking into the next stall. Accidental my ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members greg apocalypse Posted December 7, 2009 Members Share Posted December 7, 2009 A+ thread, would read again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mhr74 Posted December 7, 2009 Members Share Posted December 7, 2009 I got drunk at a bar one time, and I used the ladies room all night without knowing it. The last time I was in there, some girl started knocking on the door. I shouted at her while I was in there to be patient, and when I left, she told me that it was the ladies room. I responded, "Yeah, well I pissed in the sink." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitarbilly74 Posted December 7, 2009 Author Members Share Posted December 7, 2009 I got drunk at a bar one time, and I used the ladies room all night without knowing it. The last time I was in there, some girl started knocking on the door. I shouted at her while I was in there to be patient, and when I left, she told me that it was the ladies room. I responded, "Yeah, well I pissed in the sink." at a bar I wouldn't care much but that was more of a family type environment and the women in the bathroom sounded like they were old Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NaturalBornBoy Posted December 7, 2009 Members Share Posted December 7, 2009 at a bar I wouldn't care much but that was more of a family type environment and the women in the bathroom sounded like they were old The older they are, the more they crave for your rod Billy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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