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Quote Originally Posted by Sad Navigator

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So you Songwriting bros and ganging up and tilting the contest in favor of one of yr own? WTF?!?! INAPPROPRIATE!!!! Our mods are NOT gonna be happy about this! Reported!

 

Is this a joke?
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Quote Originally Posted by Lee Knight

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Can we please get back on topic with the taint thing?!?!

 

I'm away from the studio right now (providing home health care for my parents) but when I get back the first order of business is writing/recording a song titled "Punching Taint". redface.gif
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Tisn't this, tisn't that
Peel your eyes, watch your back
There's a shadow of man out on the prowl tonight

Tisn't here, tisn't there
But you can bet your underwear
You will not be going down without a fight

You're out for a stroll but you'll soon be wishing you ain't
Cause the shadow man is out... and he's punchin' taint
Yeah he's punchin' taint.


I'm thinking Rob Halford.

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V1
An uninvited guest, you swore you did your best
The invite list was rechecked through and through
But clear across the room, stealing shrimp and stuffed mushrooms
Is the tedious bastard from next door who looks like Mr. Roper
He's a meddle in your {censored} won't go away backyard groper
He's your friendly local neighborhood interloper

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Your friendly, local, neighborhood interloper
His wife's even worse you swear you'd love to choke her
You can't imagine how he ever would've wanted to poke her
Now you live next door to a whole famdamnly of neighborhood interlopers!

V2
His kids are spreading junk, to yours kids that their dad's a drunk
And if they didn't have a point you'd wonder where they got this crap
Is gossip really dog doo, when your realize it's true?
Still the gall of this guy to raise a family of clueless jokers
He's a go through your mail as he hands it to you Bratwurst smoker
He's your friendly local neighborhood interloper

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Your friendly, local, neighborhood interloper
His wife's even worse you swear you'd love to choke her
You can't imagine how he ever would've wanted to poke her
Now you live next door to a whole famdamnly of neighborhood interlopers!

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Quote Originally Posted by Lee Knight View Post
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An uninvited guest, you swore you did your best
The invite list was rechecked through and through
But clear across the room, stealing shrimp and stuffed mushrooms
Is the tedious bastard from next door who looks like Mr. Roper
He's a meddle in your {censored} won't go away backyard groper
He's your friendly local neighborhood interloper

C
Your friendly, local, neighborhood interloper
His wife's even worse you swear you'd love to choke her
You can't imagine how he ever would've wanted to poke her
Now you live next door to a whole famdamnly of neighborhood interlopers!
My mother-in-law's new husband is a dead ringer for Mr. Roper. That's what we call him when he's out of earshot.
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