Members The Anomaly Posted July 16, 2010 Members Share Posted July 16, 2010 You really should write a book for mods on how to do it properly, you know, sort of a "Banthammer for Dummies" guide on how to bitch-slap trolls into humiliated oblivion. that's pretty awesome right there too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members FBird Nation Posted July 16, 2010 Members Share Posted July 16, 2010 The post is awesome, no doubt...But I'm amazed, shocked and disgusted that anyone, for any reason whatsoever, would wish death on a man's wife and unborn child. There's no situation, no scenario, no circumstances in existence, that could warrant that kind of vileness.I'm not new to the net; I know that, on many forums, people will say things they probably wouldn't IRL. It's one of the hallmarks of the web, and, most of the time, it's just for {censored}s and grins, and can't (or shouldn't) be taken seriously...but there are some lines that should never be crossed, no matter what. I didn't know 9Ball beyond seeing his username, and a few posts; and, after reading his "comments", I'm glad I didn't. Slagging/insulting each other, even intense {censored}storming, is par for the course here. You take it with a grain (or truckload) of salt, and fuhgeddaboutit 5 minutes after it's over...but family is, and should always be, totally off-limits...Just my .02 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jesse G Posted July 16, 2010 Members Share Posted July 16, 2010 ^^This. Absolutely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members FBird Nation Posted July 16, 2010 Members Share Posted July 16, 2010 ^^This. Absolutely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members superflyinmonke Posted July 16, 2010 Members Share Posted July 16, 2010 Wow, just wow. I would like to nominate a new Nobel Prize on the subject of the Banhammer. Then I could nominate you, J.C. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators justcrash Posted July 16, 2010 Moderators Share Posted July 16, 2010 Wow, just wow. I would like to nominate a new Nobel Prize on the subject of the Banhammer. Then I could nominate you, J.C.I would accept, all humble like. Then I would pull a Mel on the committee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members satannica Posted July 16, 2010 Members Share Posted July 16, 2010 I can't help but feel that there will come a day where me and the ol' JC will have some epic banthammer banninations come about. lol. Either that, or some crazy man will make me a Mod and I shall hand the smackdown on all the chumpage possible. It's like when I got made a manager and I made short work of the overpaid contractors who surfed the net all day. I made them account for the next four weeks. When it showed that some of them didn't even know what they were meant to be doing to even pretend on it, they gone baby! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members The Killjoy Posted July 16, 2010 Members Share Posted July 16, 2010 "Oh and I almost forgot: lol."my favorite part. This is EXACTLY what would happen irl. I just use words to express that as best I can. What's funny is, when I made that post, it was fairly ignored by everyone. Every once in a while I have something I'm proud of... I suck at guitar, I hate my job and I am not so sure my penis isn't a clitoris, but MAN am I good at banning people. I {censored}ing lol'd, must be one of those days:lol::lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators justcrash Posted July 16, 2010 Moderators Share Posted July 16, 2010 I can't help but feel that there will come a day where me and the ol' JC will have some epic banthammer banninations come about. lol. Either that, or some crazy man will make me a Mod and I shall hand the smackdown on all the chumpage possible. It's like when I got made a manager and I made short work of the overpaid contractors who surfed the net all day. I made them account for the next four weeks. When it showed that some of them didn't even know what they were meant to be doing to even pretend on it, they gone baby! I don't think we've had any major altercations? I'm PRETTY easy to get along with, and barring that, to stay under my proverbial radar. I bet right now in this there is horrible, horrible {censored} happening. But whoever is doing it is smart enough to keep it on the DL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators justcrash Posted July 16, 2010 Moderators Share Posted July 16, 2010 "Oh and I almost forgot: lol." my favorite part. I {censored}ing lol'd, must be one of those days:lol: :lol: My clitoris is here to amuse you, sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Johnny'sGotTheBlues Posted July 16, 2010 Members Share Posted July 16, 2010 JC: I'll say it again for the third time.My hat's off to you sir! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members draelyc Posted July 16, 2010 Members Share Posted July 16, 2010 My clitoris is here to amuse you, sir.Yeah, boy, if I had a nickel... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members missingastring Posted July 16, 2010 Members Share Posted July 16, 2010 Yeah, boy, if I had a nickel... A nickel for a clit. That's a bargain in my estimation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dolf Posted July 16, 2010 Members Share Posted July 16, 2010 There...are...no...words. It's like a tiny Olympian crawled inside my brain and skull-{censored}ed my pleasure center. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Johnny'sGotTheBlues Posted July 16, 2010 Members Share Posted July 16, 2010 I may fap to this picture later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ron Burgandy Posted July 16, 2010 Members Share Posted July 16, 2010 I may fap to this picture later. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members draelyc Posted July 16, 2010 Members Share Posted July 16, 2010 :lol: Hey dude, I owe you an email. Prolly won't get written tonight, but just so's you don't think that I don't know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members riffy Posted July 16, 2010 Author Members Share Posted July 16, 2010 Darian, This simply could NOT go by unnoticed. Your freestyle prose simply won you more respect than you already had from me... I bow in humble E-Adoration! Gary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 17 Tubes Posted July 16, 2010 Members Share Posted July 16, 2010 Wow. I can't believe anyone would post that...especially to JC...of all the people. He's been cool as hell to all of us...even the peeps that need an ass-kicking. I don't always blame things on drugs or mental state...but maybe there's something wrong with him? And JC....nice job. If you can do this kind of work to some tiny jackass on the internet....imagine what you could do with a REAL challenge! POTUS anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Murdoch Posted July 16, 2010 Members Share Posted July 16, 2010 Wow. I can't believe anyone would post that...especially to JC...of all the people. He's been cool as hell to all of us...even the peeps that need an ass-kicking. I don't always blame things on drugs or mental state...but maybe there's something wrong with him? And JC....nice job. If you can do this kind of work to some tiny jackass on the internet....imagine what you could do with a REAL challenge! POTUS anyone? He didn't...he actually posted that to Ricky Bobby up there. But either way, who the {censored} says that to somebody? Darian just saw the post, smiled to himself, and thought, "finally". {censored} you, 9ball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 17 Tubes Posted July 16, 2010 Members Share Posted July 16, 2010 He didn't...he actually posted that to Ricky Bobby up there. But either way, who the {censored} says that to somebody? Darian just saw the post, smiled to himself, and thought, "finally". {censored} you, 9ball. Oh I see. Ricky Bobby? Not even he deserves that. (I'm kidding! I've come to like RB a lot....I just didn't "get" him at first. Of COURSE no one deserves it. Like I said...something could be wrong with 9 ball......seriously wrong. ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Murdoch Posted July 16, 2010 Members Share Posted July 16, 2010 Oh I see. Ricky Bobby? Not even he deserves that. (I'm kidding! I've come to like RB a lot....I just didn't "get" him at first. Of COURSE no one deserves it. Like I said...something could be wrong with 9 ball......seriously wrong. ) Ricky just joked that he went to DeVry, not a real college, then 9ball went all childbirth death. It was a bannination that DESERVED epic, and JC delivered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 17 Tubes Posted July 16, 2010 Members Share Posted July 16, 2010 Ricky just joked that he went to DeVry, not a real college, then 9ball went all childbirth death. It was a bannination that DESERVED epic, and JC delivered. Thanks for the set straight. Despite 207 thousand posts I miss a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members White_Van Posted July 16, 2010 Members Share Posted July 16, 2010 I came 6 times while reading that. Lit up a cig, and immediately came again. So, you have not only delivered an epic banthammer, but also induced skull crushing multiple orgasms. Epic win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators justcrash Posted July 17, 2010 Moderators Share Posted July 17, 2010 Darian, This simply could NOT go by unnoticed. Your freestyle prose simply won you more respect than you already had from me... I bow in humble E-Adoration!Gary Thanks Gary, I enjoyed writing that one. I wish I kept all of my band messages some place. I had a good one on a guy in cool jam a while back. The guy involved is STILL butt hurt over it. I'll see if I can dig it up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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