Members guitarbilly74 Posted August 31, 2010 Members Share Posted August 31, 2010 like REALLY lock it so no one can open without a key. I'm done with my kid stealing all my awesome leftovers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ovid9 Posted August 31, 2010 Members Share Posted August 31, 2010 Might it be easier to lock the kid up? Otherwise you can get those handy dandy 2 piece lock things and put a lock on it. Dammit...beer makes it hard to think. Its 2 pieces, they attach to the fridge, you put a lock through the spot the lock goes... POOF its locked. I think there may be laws against this though.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members tmdguitar Posted August 31, 2010 Members Share Posted August 31, 2010 one thing is needed...to enforce your need on aweome leftovers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitarbilly74 Posted August 31, 2010 Author Members Share Posted August 31, 2010 I think there may be laws against this though.... really?? why?? It's MY damn fridge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ovid9 Posted August 31, 2010 Members Share Posted August 31, 2010 really?? why?? It's MY damn fridge Well, certain people, like my wife, might be required to construe that as possibly abuse and/or neglect.However, like most things that may not exactly be legal, local laws vary and hey, if nobody catches ya.......Hmmmm, you could attach a loop to the wall and just right a taught chain or wire through the handle and pull it tight enough you couldn't open it without undoing the padlock..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members thenakedarab Posted August 31, 2010 Members Share Posted August 31, 2010 Why put a lock on the fridge. It's much more fun to chain up the kid with enough chain to let him get about 1' away from the fridge when he's stretching as hard as he can. Then, as he's cutting off the circulation to whichever appendage you decided to shackle him by you can walk to the fridge, open the door, and say "man, that left over lasagna sure looks good. Want some? SIIIIIIKE," and close the door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members leadfootdriver Posted August 31, 2010 Members Share Posted August 31, 2010 Get one of those kill your wife, and stuff her in the basement type freezers, and put it in the bedroom with a lock on the door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ovid9 Posted August 31, 2010 Members Share Posted August 31, 2010 Get one of those kill your wife, and stuff her in the basement type freezers, and put it in the bedroom with a lock on the door.That is one of the most disturbing ways to describe a deep-freeze ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitarbilly74 Posted August 31, 2010 Author Members Share Posted August 31, 2010 Get one of those kill your wife, and stuff her in the basement type freezers, and put it in the bedroom with a lock on the door.I did a MUCH better thing to my wife... I divorced her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pezguy Posted August 31, 2010 Members Share Posted August 31, 2010 Don't lock it. Randomly taint leftovers so that he will never be sure whether or not the leftovers are "good to go".....like for instance ice cream...let it soften than mix ipecac syrup in with it...voila problem solved. Just keep track of what you randomly taint and you'll be fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitarbilly74 Posted August 31, 2010 Author Members Share Posted August 31, 2010 Why put a lock on the fridge. It's much more fun to chain up the kid with enough chain to let him get about 1' away from the fridge when he's stretching as hard as he can. Then, as he's cutting off the circulation to whichever appendage you decided to shackle him by you can walk to the fridge, open the door, and say "man, that left over lasagna sure looks good. Want some? SIIIIIIKE," and close the door.you have experience in parenting, I see Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitarbilly74 Posted August 31, 2010 Author Members Share Posted August 31, 2010 Well, certain people, like my wife, might be required to construe that as possibly abuse and/or neglect.However, like most things that may not exactly be legal, local laws vary and hey, if nobody catches ya.......Hmmmm, you could attach a loop to the wall and just right a taught chain or wire through the handle and pull it tight enough you couldn't open it without undoing the padlock..... what if I leave some lame ass ramen noodles and easy macs out? No one can say I tried starve the kid because he would have something to eat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ovid9 Posted August 31, 2010 Members Share Posted August 31, 2010 what if I leave some lame ass ramen noodles and easy macs out? No one can say I tried starve the kid because he would have something to eat.I just consulted wifey and she said "what locked fridge I see plenty of food." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members leadfootdriver Posted August 31, 2010 Members Share Posted August 31, 2010 That is one of the most disturbing ways to describe a deep-freeze ever. That actually happened in the neighborhood, a street away from my buddy like 15 years ago. The short long is that the mom was missing for like 10 years, and the daughter had a dream that she was in the freezer in the basement. She looked, and I guess you know what happened next.The dad went to jail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitarbilly74 Posted August 31, 2010 Author Members Share Posted August 31, 2010 I just consulted wifey and she said "what locked fridge I see plenty of food." Home Depot here I come. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members thenakedarab Posted August 31, 2010 Members Share Posted August 31, 2010 you have experience in parenting, I see Yeap, and insurgent detention. You should see what I can do with a dog, some water, and a human pyramid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitarbilly74 Posted August 31, 2010 Author Members Share Posted August 31, 2010 Don't lock it. Randomly taint leftovers so that he will never be sure whether or not the leftovers are "good to go".....like for instance ice cream...let it soften than mix ipecac syrup in with it...voila problem solved. Just keep track of what you randomly taint and you'll be fine. you don't know my kid, he will eat it anyway then {censored} his brains out, which will ruin my night even more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitarbilly74 Posted August 31, 2010 Author Members Share Posted August 31, 2010 Yeap, and insurgent detention. You should see what I can do with a dog, some water, and a human pyramid. please share. Little {censored}er just took my kick ass Chinese noodles with butterfly shrimp and beef leftovers. If that's not insurgence, I don't know what is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members exafro Posted August 31, 2010 Members Share Posted August 31, 2010 Put it into an opaque container and label it as something he doesn't eat. Like fish, or vegetables or stool sample. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitarbilly74 Posted August 31, 2010 Author Members Share Posted August 31, 2010 Put it into an opaque container and label it as something he doesn't eat. Like fish, or vegetables or stool sample.let me guess.. you're a single guy, no kids??? he will open the {censored}in thing anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members happy_dude2341 Posted August 31, 2010 Members Share Posted August 31, 2010 you could get a bike lock and run it though the handels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ovid9 Posted August 31, 2010 Members Share Posted August 31, 2010 you could a bike lock and run it though the handels. Depends. If its a side by side yeah. If its both doors on 1 side, still gotta attach to something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guitarbilly74 Posted August 31, 2010 Author Members Share Posted August 31, 2010 Depends. If its a side by side yeah.If its both doors on 1 side, still gotta attach to something. yeah both doors on 1 side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members happy_dude2341 Posted August 31, 2010 Members Share Posted August 31, 2010 Depends. If its a side by side yeah.If its both doors on 1 side, still gotta attach to something. hmm, that is true. have you tried beating him op? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members exafro Posted August 31, 2010 Members Share Posted August 31, 2010 let me guess.. you're a single guy, no kids??? he will open the {censored}in thing anyway Here's the genius part. The first couple weeks, actually keep whatever he doesn't eat in those containers, eventually he'll stop looking in em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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