Strange sex requests

[lukeswall]

Roll playing is exactly what this is. Nothing abnormal about it. When a girl wants you to pee on them is when it's gone too far. That's just my opinion, I could be wrong.

 

 

now, see, I'd have less of a problem doing that than the faux rape thing, as long as she doesn't want to pee on me afterwards, of course.

[groovetube]

bat {censored} crazy=awesome sex for sure for sure for sure for sure

[mike moriarty]

The bat-{censored} {censored}ing crazy ones are always better in bed. There are a few exceptions... do what I did... marry one!

 

 

Haha oh man youre life must be exciting.

[mike moriarty]

bat {censored} crazy=awesome sex for sure for sure for sure for sure

This

Its so hard to be in a relationship with them though, and normal girls are no fun in bed

[Valtiel]

Mike, do you even play guitar?

[IndyRgheY]

Haha oh man youre life must be exciting.

I have no idea how I found one with a level head AND sexual habits of a crazy bitch with daddy issues!

Butt yea, buttsex, sudorape, and facial money shots at least once a week.

[Wizard of Ozz]

WTF is with girls keep asking me to rape them? The last 5 girls I hooked up with keep asking me to do this. Im down with it but what is wrong with these girls? Does this ever happen to any of you guys?

Introduce them to this guy...



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[mike moriarty]

Mike, do you even play guitar?

I play teh skin flute.

[mike moriarty]

I have no idea how I found one with a level head AND sexual habits of a crazy bitch with daddy issues! Butt yea, buttsex, sudorape, and facial money shots at least once a week.

Thats what its all about; finding a freak you can trust.

[oryan]

stupid thread man:cop:

 

 

This. Not too mention, I think Mike is projecting his desire to be one of "girls."

[syscrusher]

Im clean you guys are a bunch of pussies. You telling me you wouldnt do it?

That's what they all say.

Have you met all her friends yet?

[mike moriarty]

I haz anal crabs thats it.

[jenksdrummer]

Were you raped?

Well...at first...

/MontyPython

[FestivalOfHate]

Mike - What this means is you've got some sexually experienced girls seriously into you, and they feel safe enough with you to explore their kinky sides.

[jenksdrummer]

i have heard of this thing before, where girls asked to be raped. One girl paid a friend of mine to break into her house when her parents werent home, find her, hold her down, and rape her. She told him she didn't want to know when it was going to happen to make it a suspenseful kinda situation.........................sick in the head if you ask me

 

 

Uhm...that was a movie.

[ComOp]

Mike - What this means is you've got some sexually experienced girls seriously into you, and they feel safe enough with you to explore their kinky sides.

I read that as: "Mike - Quit tappin' the Golden Girls."

[NITROHOLIC]

Mike - What this means is you've got some sexually experienced girls seriously into you, and they feel safe enough with you to explore their kinky sides.

 

 

who the {censored} let Mr. Serious in?

 

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[Belva]

Y'ever have one wanna be tied up? Go in the living room and watch TV, play your guitar, call another b*tch, all while they're tied up. Leave 'em that way at least one hour. Pisses 'em off.

[IndyRgheY]

Y'ever have one wanna be tied up? Go in the living room and watch TV, play your guitar, call another b*tch, all while they're tied up. Leave 'em that way at least one hour. Pisses 'em off.

 

 

Bound and blindfolded = win.

[chrispsullivan]

Y'ever have one wanna be tied up? Go in the living room and watch TV, play your guitar, call another b*tch, all while they're tied up. Leave 'em that way at least one hour. Pisses 'em off.

go get some mcdonalds, eat it in front of her, THEN get it on

[chevybusa]

Oh man, that'a a really slippery slope, one you've gotta be really careful with...I've had a few similar experiences and have never been able to actually do it, which sucks becuase my ego takes a HUGE hit whenever I can't satisgy a woman, but it was more important to me that I didn't A becuase I just don't feel right about it and B because I'd worry about the legal repercussions if they turn out to be nuts.

 

One chick I dated wanted me to beat her with a night stick/billy club...one night she was like "You know those things cops have?" I was like "uh...guns?" LOL She's like "No, those long black clubs with the handles...I want you to beat me with one". I was shocked, and told her I couldn't do it. A buddy of mine told me he was dating a chick that seriously wanted him to punch her in the head as hard as he could right before she was gonna cum.

 

But the ultimate strange sexual request I ever got was the chick I dated that WANTED ME TO THROW UP ON HER. I swear to God. We were coming home after a night of drinking and she was {censored}ing SCHWILLED, so it didn't even register when she first said it, I though she said she had to throw up, but no, she said it again, "I want you to throw up on me. That would be so hot!" She was dead serious.

 

Then there were a few women that just wanted it "rough", and I don't think that I was able to get as rough as they wanted, cuz I would just kind of play it off for the reasons I mentioned earlier.

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[Fireside]

When I was in the dating game I had some girl want this done to her also.

She was saying she wanted a boyfriend to break into her apartment and rape her with a ski mask on and everything. Lets just say I didn't meet her a second time )

Wierd stuff out there and its getting worst.

[tmdguitar]

convincing thread content, you need

[kanamvar32]

Who cares if Mike's threads are serious or not. They tend to be funny/amusing and get locked after a few days so no real harm done.

[DarkHorseJ27]

My ex-wife always got really turned on when she heard the story of another woman getting raped. I always thought that was weird, and it was just one of the many ways she was {censored}ed up in the head.