Members Fusion1 Posted March 13, 2011 Members Share Posted March 13, 2011 I don't remember in the 80s or 90s the average chicks having asses like these 2 extremes. I am almost thinking it is the jeans but still a hot girl should be able to rock whatever current fashion trend is as still look hot. Here's some examples of the notorious flat ass. I'm guessing some of them is the chick but some look like it's the jeans doing it. Do chicks WANT this look? Found this pic in what can be interpreted as they are actually GOING for this look? On the flip side: is it the chick or is it the jeans that give them an unnatural bubble butt like Kim Kardashian? Seems like one extreme or the other and either one isn't particularly attractive. I'd side for the bubble butt more but only if it is not a fat ass like Kardashian. The above could be in the nice category but still I wonder if this is the chick's natural ass or the jeans? And then finally these next pics are chicks that may fit in the bubble butt category but for some reason they look natural and sexy, which begs to ask is it the jeans or the chick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Kenny Powers Posted March 13, 2011 Members Share Posted March 13, 2011 CSBcool {censored}ters bro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dicky sofa Posted March 13, 2011 Members Share Posted March 13, 2011 the baby jeebus loves all asses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BrendanO Posted March 13, 2011 Members Share Posted March 13, 2011 the baby jeebus loves all asses And lo, did not the lord sayeth "Yeah, my sons, for I would still bring a hit upon dat ass." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sheik_Yerbouti Posted March 13, 2011 Members Share Posted March 13, 2011 And the Lord did add... "Suffer unto me, even dat flattest ass, that I may hit it like the fist of an angry... Me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BrendanO Posted March 13, 2011 Members Share Posted March 13, 2011 For all the things Jesus said about tappin' that azz, you'd think the churches would be more lenient on the whole sodomy thing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sheik_Yerbouti Posted March 13, 2011 Members Share Posted March 13, 2011 For all the things Jesus said about tappin' that azz, you'd think the churches would be more lenient on the whole sodomy thing... King James version FTL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Fusion1 Posted March 13, 2011 Author Members Share Posted March 13, 2011 Sheik Yourbouti, your avatar displays at least one chick with a perfect ass and I'm assuming the other one is nice as well. Care to guess what category they would fit in if they were wearing jeans? I doubt they would look like flat asses and probably not a Kim Kardashian butt implant ass either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BrendanO Posted March 13, 2011 Members Share Posted March 13, 2011 I'm going to marry Kim Kardashian's ass. Not her, I could give a {censored} about her, but I'm going to put a ring on that ass and whisper sweet nothings to it when it's had a bad day at work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members -Assy- Posted March 13, 2011 Members Share Posted March 13, 2011 My girlfriend has a pretty big booty, but when she wears jeans it is almost like it disappears? I have no idea. I just know in her boy shorts underwear, naked, and in yoga pants, it is big and Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sheik_Yerbouti Posted March 13, 2011 Members Share Posted March 13, 2011 Sheik Yourbouti, your avatar displays at least one chick with a perfect ass and I'm assuming the other one is nice as well. Care to guess what category they would fit in if they were wearing jeans? I doubt they would look like flat asses and probably not a Kim Kardashian butt implant ass either. Sheik_Yerbouti Inc., only endorses, displays and supports the very finest in perfect, heart-shaped, healthy female posteriors. Bubble butts are the sole parcel of our subsidiary, Ghetto_Bouti Inc., and we do not support, endorse or trade in Noassitol whatsoever, as we find it fundamentally offensive and counter-productive to our mission statement of providing only the highest-quality, freshest female turd-choppers to our constituency. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members -Assy- Posted March 13, 2011 Members Share Posted March 13, 2011 Sheik_Yerbouti Inc., only endorses, displays and supports the very finest in perfect, heart-shaped, healthy female posteriors. Bubble butts are the sole parcel of our subsidiary, Ghetto_Bouti Inc., and we do not support, endorse or trade in Noassitol whatsoever, as we find it fundamentally offensive and counter-productive to our mission statement of providing only the highest-quality, freshest female turd-choppers to our constituency. {censored}ing win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Fusion1 Posted March 13, 2011 Author Members Share Posted March 13, 2011 So after reading guitarzans response in post #10 I still am mystified if it is the jeans that give that flat ass look, what their motive is (jean manufacturers, clothing designers) because chicks usually want a more round ass but not a fat ass. Care to splain dat one people? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ke2 Posted March 13, 2011 Members Share Posted March 13, 2011 And the Lord did add... "Suffer unto me, even dat flattest ass, that I may hit it like the fist of an angry... Me." ..and thus, he smote said ass with great vengeance and great strength! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members -Assy- Posted March 13, 2011 Members Share Posted March 13, 2011 So after reading guitarzans response in post #10 I still am mystified if it is the jeans that give that flat ass look, what their motive is (jean manufacturers, clothing designers) because chicks usually want a more round ass but not a fat ass. Care to splain dat one people? Well, I think the case is the shape/flexibility/size of the jeans. She has pretty big hips, and REAL big thighs as she is a personal trainer and is constantly in the gym/running/etc. Legs are mostly muscle, where as the ass is a natural fat-reserve. When the jeans gets pulled tight on the legs, it will pull tight on the ass, flattening the layer of fat around it. Just logic speaking, I might be wrong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ke2 Posted March 13, 2011 Members Share Posted March 13, 2011 I dig Kardashian's ass, BTW. I love some meat on the buttocks. I'd eat her if she came up to me looking like she does in that pic. "The police find no traces of Ms. Kardashian, after being missing for two days" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Fusion1 Posted March 13, 2011 Author Members Share Posted March 13, 2011 These would be natural lookinbg asses if they were actually IN jeans. Looks good either way but you could tell they wouldn't have the case of "noassitol" or "flabby ass ghetto booty syndrome" if they put on some jeans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members -Assy- Posted March 13, 2011 Members Share Posted March 13, 2011 I don't know, the girlfriends booty looks pretty bangin' in this picture, definitely not as good as it looks without the skin-tight jeans though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sheik_Yerbouti Posted March 13, 2011 Members Share Posted March 13, 2011 I don't know, the girlfriends booty looks pretty bangin' in this picture, definitely not as good as it looks without the skin-tight jeans though. PM noodz & I'll be the judge of that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members -Assy- Posted March 13, 2011 Members Share Posted March 13, 2011 Nah, those are strictly for me. If she becomes an EX, then I will post them here for all to see like I did when I was drunk a few weeks ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Fusion1 Posted March 13, 2011 Author Members Share Posted March 13, 2011 I dig Kardashian's ass, BTW. I love some meat on the buttocks. I'd eat her if she came up to me looking like she does in that pic. "The police find no traces of Ms. Kardashian, after being missing for two days" Really? If you take away Kardashian's pretty face and nice chest, all you are left with is a fat chicks legs and ass. If you find this sexy, then you are more man than I. I don't see much difference between that and this: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Fusion1 Posted March 13, 2011 Author Members Share Posted March 13, 2011 I don't know, the girlfriends booty looks pretty bangin' in this picture, definitely not as good as it looks without the skin-tight jeans though. Yeah your gf is banging and you can see she does have a nice shape. It's definitely the jeans in this as you see it flattening out her butt. Also the back pockets are below the butt cheeks which add to the (Sheikyourbouti's trademarked term) "Noassitol" look. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cibyl Posted March 13, 2011 Members Share Posted March 13, 2011 the baby jeebus loves all asses This^^^ I would pummel each with equal gusto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cibyl Posted March 13, 2011 Members Share Posted March 13, 2011 And the Lord did add... "Suffer unto me, even dat flattest ass, that I may hit it like the fist of an angry... Me." Sheik,...do you know how many times I stare at that ass in your avatar and imagine myself defiling it numerous different ways? Well,...pretty much every time I read on of your posts,....and well,..........that's a lot of times throughout the day. If I masturbated each time I'd die of dehydration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ke2 Posted March 13, 2011 Members Share Posted March 13, 2011 Really? If you take away Kardashian's pretty face and nice chest, all you are left with is a fat chicks legs and ass. If you find this sexy, then you are more man than I. I don't see much difference between that and this: To each his own, I consider them very different. The biggest difference is probably in front. The gal in the red undies looks like she has a flabby gut. If you look at this: Look at the "love handle" area. Kim has a big butt, but a big butt combined with a fairly flat stomach is good in my eyes. A big butt combined with gigantic love handles and a wobbly gut isn't cool But to each his own, bro. Everyone should get some, and with different tastes, everyone does Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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