Members Rampage Posted August 18, 2011 Members Share Posted August 18, 2011 Fattening yourself up to death seems like a very long drawn out method of suicide ...There are easier ways ... I prefer alcoholism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ivo215 Posted August 18, 2011 Members Share Posted August 18, 2011 I prefer alcoholism. Well, they wouldn't need a crane to clean up the resulting mess for a start. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Inazone Posted August 18, 2011 Members Share Posted August 18, 2011 Apparently she wasn't that fat when she was married Judging by her svelte physique, I'd say that the father of her kids - and possibly other offspring - was long ago enveloped in a lard tsunami. You could fit a child in the excess flab of each leg, with "wiggle room". I doubt she'd notice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Captain_howdy Posted August 18, 2011 Members Share Posted August 18, 2011 ^^ this guy just said "lard tsunami". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Spaced Out Ace Posted August 18, 2011 Members Share Posted August 18, 2011 ^^ this guy just said "lard tsunami". This. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members madrigal77 Posted August 18, 2011 Members Share Posted August 18, 2011 I really, really hope it {censored}ing dies soon. Well before it reaches its' "goal" (I'm calling it an it because that monstrosity is not a human being). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Deadbeat Son Posted August 18, 2011 Members Share Posted August 18, 2011 She HAD to have been fat on some level. Like really fat. People like this tend to have been that way for a LOOONG time. Before going off the deep end: Still obese, but definitely not as bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Shine Posted August 19, 2011 Members Share Posted August 19, 2011 Those aren't even legs!!!!! God damn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mavesicles Posted August 19, 2011 Members Share Posted August 19, 2011 Before going off the deep end: Still obese, but definitely not as bad. Still bad though, lets make that clear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Inazone Posted August 19, 2011 Members Share Posted August 19, 2011 ^^ this guy just said "lard tsunami". I couldn't think up with a better way to describe being overwhelmed by roll after quivering, perpetually sweaty roll. Also, sig'd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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