Members MattACaster Posted May 18, 2012 Members Share Posted May 18, 2012 http://chicago.craigslist.org/sox/muc/3018039022.html Hi guys to start off with I am a bit picky with who I work with and have no problem getting guys to work with. This ad is just to see which local bands are worth working with.I have done 2 usa west tours and a bunch of local giging down south..... My band ZEROX has gone through yet another member change.I fired all of my band mates for being perverted retards while we were out west. I own the band and i manage the band so if you piss me off not only will kick your teeth in your ass will walk or hitch a ride even if we are in cali lol.I plan to find a local band to take under my wing and band name ZEROX to get us a record label.(Metal, glam, rock,pop) ---ONLY!!!I am a young guy but have been in the business professionally since i was 13 yrs old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Yarbicus Posted May 18, 2012 Members Share Posted May 18, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dolf Posted May 18, 2012 Members Share Posted May 18, 2012 oh my Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ovid9 Posted May 18, 2012 Members Share Posted May 18, 2012 You know there is some desperate band out there that will give him a shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members benjamin801 Posted May 18, 2012 Members Share Posted May 18, 2012 That is the most comeatmebro picture I have ever seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sixtonoize Posted May 18, 2012 Members Share Posted May 18, 2012 I have done 2 usa west tours and a bunch of local giging down south The musician's equivalent of "I have a girlfriend, but you wouldn't know her...she goes to a different school." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ovid9 Posted May 18, 2012 Members Share Posted May 18, 2012 lol Sixto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MattACaster Posted May 18, 2012 Author Members Share Posted May 18, 2012 The musician's equivalent of "I have a girlfriend, but you wouldn't know her...she goes to a different school." Well played, sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members benjamin801 Posted May 18, 2012 Members Share Posted May 18, 2012 The musician's equivalent of "I have a girlfriend, but you wouldn't know her...she goes to a different school." "Well, Brian's trying to tell me that, in addition to a number of girls in the Niagara Falls area, that presently you and he are riding the hobby horse." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JerEvil Posted May 18, 2012 Members Share Posted May 18, 2012 I have a hard time believing he could kick anyones ass teeth in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JerEvil Posted May 18, 2012 Members Share Posted May 18, 2012 Also at first I was like, "Zero X" - interesting name." Then I realized he cleverly named his band after a photocopier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Johnny'sGotTheBlues Posted May 18, 2012 Members Share Posted May 18, 2012 Hey, anyone with that many bowling trophies has to have Rockstar genes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members chriscnb Posted May 18, 2012 Members Share Posted May 18, 2012 I'm wondering if the band name is pronounced like Xerox or if its zero-x. Someone please get clips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members benjamin801 Posted May 18, 2012 Members Share Posted May 18, 2012 He's got Pokemon on the TV behind him. I'm fairly certain he sings through his vagina. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members toober Posted May 18, 2012 Members Share Posted May 18, 2012 Seems like one of his ex band members may have posted that for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sleewell Posted May 18, 2012 Members Share Posted May 18, 2012 holy {censored}, what a {censored}ing poser. nice moustache, a couple more weeks and you may actually have something there kiddo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members benjamin801 Posted May 18, 2012 Members Share Posted May 18, 2012 I've summoned him to this thread, BTW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sixtonoize Posted May 18, 2012 Members Share Posted May 18, 2012 Oh god...it's so good.Vid description:This is my first official video for my new channel. Please rate and subscribe. the quality of these videos will be better when i get better way to record them. As for the video part im not a film maker im vocalist and a intermediate guitarist. ive been vocaling since i was in the 4th grade and made my first studio recording when i was 12 years old with a song called encrypted grave yard. yes i am a professional however at the moment im not signed. This is by choice not defualt. So this is what the marshall mg hdfx solid state amp sounds like at its best. i tried to show the rythem and solo sounds you can achieve.Im using a a 4x12 randall cab celestion greenbacks from 83 Brownsville guitar with built in eq and semour duncan blackouts pickups(10 gage strings)------------i use 13 gage now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members KCTigerChief Posted May 18, 2012 Members Share Posted May 18, 2012 He's got Pokemon on the TV behind him. I'm fairly certain he sings through his vagina. I think this would imply that you also have a vagina, because you knew what that was based on what little you can actually see Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members benjamin801 Posted May 18, 2012 Members Share Posted May 18, 2012 Vid description: Oh man, that vid made me seasick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dolf Posted May 18, 2012 Members Share Posted May 18, 2012 "Main rythem" Douche Level: Joey Dahlia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members benjamin801 Posted May 18, 2012 Members Share Posted May 18, 2012 I think this would imply that you also have a vagina, because you knew what that was based on what little you can actually see I can see how you might think that, but...*pulls out I-have-kids card*...I have kids, and you can't help but learn to recognize that stuff when it's on the downstairs TV 24-7. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members KCTigerChief Posted May 18, 2012 Members Share Posted May 18, 2012 I can see how you might think that, but... *pulls out I-have-kids card*...I have kids, and you can't help but learn to recognize that stuff when it's on the downstairs TV 24-7. Just messing with ya man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members duncan Posted May 18, 2012 Members Share Posted May 18, 2012 His fotochop skills are teh leetzorz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sleewell Posted May 18, 2012 Members Share Posted May 18, 2012 holy mother of fail, what the {censored} is that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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