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Lunch:

Sandwich with 2 slices of ham, 1 slice turkey, lettuce, red onions, mayo, fire roasted red peppers, and banana peppers. Pickle on side.

w/ small cup of chili, delicious

 

Alternate between folding penis into an origami owl, and trying to drown it like a mangy kitten in a bowl full of melted chocolate. Once the penis is sufficiently owl-shaped and/or conditioned to be terrified of chocolate, play loud Sousa marching music at it while slapping it rhythmically with a fly swatter. If these ministrations haven't brought your woman to the highest heights of pleasure, finish off the sexy fun by super-gluing Fruit Loops to the **** and mailing photos of your art project to Aunt Edna.

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What's not to get? You got a PM from someone and instead of handling your own business you took it to the forums to get bro support. Well, {censored} that {censored}. Man up and light the {censored}er up yourself.

 

 

Loosen the clamp on that anus brother and let the guy vent. Nobody forced you to read his post. If he's a douche then you've only validated his douchery with your pompous trollism.

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