Met a hot 35y/o chick on the net, looks like she's coming over.....

[soundgardener75]

Turbo's lyrics:

[katillac]

 

Originally Posted by TurboRotary13b

I threw up at a taco bell,

Don't ask me, I'll couldn't tell

It's the most god aweful smell,

And now I'm on my way.

I'd trade my freedom for a drink,

So drunk I'm running for a sink

I wasn't ready for adulthood,

I'm just misunderstood.

Creeper stare was holdin',

Red eyes, vomit was flowin'

Hot flashes, crazyness was showin'

Where you think you're going, baby?

Hey, I just met you,

And this is crazy,

I'm Charveldan,

Can I get a ride, maybe?

It's hard to drive straight,

With a 2.08,

But what the hell,

One night in a cell, maybe?

Hey, I just met you,

And this is crazy,

I'm Charveldan,

Can I get a ride, maybe?

And all the city cops,

Try to chase me,

But what the hell,

One night in a cell, maybe?

You did your time for the crime,

Should have learned in your prime

Now you've got no car at all,

Riding your Huffy to the mall.

You beg, and hitch, and bike

Have no foresight and it's like,

You stoped maturing at three,

That's why you're a parolee.

Creeper stare was holdin',

Red eyes, vomit was flowin'

Hot flashes, crazyness is showin'

Where you think you're going, baby?

Hey, My name is Charvel,

And I'm {censored}ing crazy,

Got in my car and went to jail,

Only one call, maybe?

It's hard to look right,

At the camera,

But here's my mugshot,

Score some online cred, maybe?

Hey, My name is now Tina,

And this is crazy,

But here's cell number,

Gonna get raped, maybe?

And all the prison boys,

Try to chase me,

But here's cell number,

So hollow me out, maybe?

Now you came in my ass.

I messed up so bad

I messed up so bad

I messed up so, so bad

Now you came in my ass.

I messed up so bad

And you should know that

I messed up so, so bad

It's hard to {censored} right,

I'm ripped baby,

There is a lot of blood,

So call a paramedic, maybe?

Hey, I just met you,

And this is crazy,

Just had my second gay experience,

30 stitches, maybe?

And all the bondsmen,

Try to chase me,

But my mom is paying,

So call her, maybe?

Now I'm on my Huffy

And the weather is so bad

The weather is so bad

My life is so, so sad

Before I had a car

I miss it so bad

And you should know that

I'll need a ride, maybe?

 

{censored}ing. Epic. You really should write songs for people. Or maybe get Weird Al to spoof that song with your lyrics.

Re: Papa John's. PJ can blow me. He {censored}ing bitched about having to pay a few pennies to provide insurance coverage for employees, then laid a bunch of them off and turned around and gave away like a million pizzas. If he can afford all those lame-assed ads with Jerry Jones, and live in a goddamned castle (no {censored}, look it up!), he can spare a few cents per pizza to provide insurance for his employees. What a {censored}ing asshole! Papa Murphy's is much better, even if you do have to cook it yourself. Or get some Pizza Hut and make your own {censored}ing garlic sauce.

[katillac]

 

Originally Posted by TurboRotary13b

I threw up at a taco bell,

Don't ask me, I'll couldn't tell

It's the most god aweful smell,

And now I'm on my way.

I'd trade my freedom for a drink,

So drunk I'm running for a sink

I wasn't ready for adulthood,

I'm just misunderstood.

Creeper stare was holdin',

Red eyes, vomit was flowin'

Hot flashes, crazyness was showin'

Where you think you're going, baby?

Hey, I just met you,

And this is crazy,

I'm Charveldan,

Can I get a ride, maybe?

It's hard to drive straight,

With a 2.08,

But what the hell,

One night in a cell, maybe?

Hey, I just met you,

And this is crazy,

I'm Charveldan,

Can I get a ride, maybe?

And all the city cops,

Try to chase me,

But what the hell,

One night in a cell, maybe?

You did your time for the crime,

Should have learned in your prime

Now you've got no car at all,

Riding your Huffy to the mall.

You beg, and hitch, and bike

Have no foresight and it's like,

You stoped maturing at three,

That's why you're a parolee.

Creeper stare was holdin',

Red eyes, vomit was flowin'

Hot flashes, crazyness is showin'

Where you think you're going, baby?

Hey, My name is Charvel,

And I'm {censored}ing crazy,

Got in my car and went to jail,

Only one call, maybe?

It's hard to look right,

At the camera,

But here's my mugshot,

Score some online cred, maybe?

Hey, My name is now Tina,

And this is crazy,

But here's cell number,

Gonna get raped, maybe?

And all the prison boys,

Try to chase me,

But here's cell number,

So hollow me out, maybe?

Now you came in my ass.

I messed up so bad

I messed up so bad

I messed up so, so bad

Now you came in my ass.

I messed up so bad

And you should know that

I messed up so, so bad

It's hard to {censored} right,

I'm ripped baby,

There is a lot of blood,

So call a paramedic, maybe?

Hey, I just met you,

And this is crazy,

Just had my second gay experience,

30 stitches, maybe?

And all the bondsmen,

Try to chase me,

But my mom is paying,

So call her, maybe?

Now I'm on my Huffy

And the weather is so bad

The weather is so bad

My life is so, so sad

Before I had a car

I miss it so bad

And you should know that

I'll need a ride, maybe?

 

{censored}ing. Epic. You really should write songs for people. Or maybe get Weird Al to spoof that song with your lyrics.

Re: Papa John's. PJ can blow me. He {censored}ing bitched about having to pay a few pennies to provide insurance coverage for employees, then laid a bunch of them off and turned around and gave away like a million pizzas. If he can afford all those lame-assed ads with Jerry Jones, and live in a goddamned castle (no {censored}, look it up!), he can spare a few cents per pizza to provide insurance for his employees. What a {censored}ing asshole! Papa Murphy's is much better, even if you do have to cook it yourself. Or get some Pizza Hut and make your own {censored}ing garlic sauce.

[megawzrd]

came across charveldan user id over at tgp, same thread over there 19 posts

http://www.thegearpage.net/board/sho....php?t=1191313

even though this thread is sad, can't say it doesn't deliver

[megawzrd]

came across charveldan user id over at tgp, same thread over there 19 posts

http://www.thegearpage.net/board/sho....php?t=1191313

even though this thread is sad, can't say it doesn't deliver

[soundgardener75]

 

Originally Posted by megawzrd

came across charveldan user id over at tgp, same thread over there 19 posts

http://www.thegearpage.net/board/sho....php?t=1191313

even though this thread is sad, can't say it doesn't deliver

 

What a snoozefest!

[soundgardener75]

 

Originally Posted by megawzrd

came across charveldan user id over at tgp, same thread over there 19 posts

http://www.thegearpage.net/board/sho....php?t=1191313

even though this thread is sad, can't say it doesn't deliver

 

What a snoozefest!

[charveldan]

Its a living ...

[charveldan]

Its a living ...

[Zeppelin Rules]

We should do an HCAF ballad of CharvelDan. Anyone who wants to participate can write and record their own verse

[Zeppelin Rules]

We should do an HCAF ballad of CharvelDan. Anyone who wants to participate can write and record their own verse

[Goop]

 

Originally Posted by katillac

Re: Papa John's. PJ can blow me. He {censored}ing bitched about having to pay a few pennies to provide insurance coverage for employees, then laid a bunch of them off and turned around and gave away like a million pizzas. If he can afford all those lame-assed ads with Jerry Jones, and live in a goddamned castle (no {censored}, look it up!), he can spare a few cents per pizza to provide insurance for his employees. What a {censored}ing asshole! Papa Murphy's is much better, even if you do have to cook it yourself. Or get some Pizza Hut and make your own {censored}ing garlic sauce.

 

You just read the script to my mind.

[Goop]

 

Originally Posted by katillac

Re: Papa John's. PJ can blow me. He {censored}ing bitched about having to pay a few pennies to provide insurance coverage for employees, then laid a bunch of them off and turned around and gave away like a million pizzas. If he can afford all those lame-assed ads with Jerry Jones, and live in a goddamned castle (no {censored}, look it up!), he can spare a few cents per pizza to provide insurance for his employees. What a {censored}ing asshole! Papa Murphy's is much better, even if you do have to cook it yourself. Or get some Pizza Hut and make your own {censored}ing garlic sauce.

 

You just read the script to my mind.

[charveldan]

Had to fix steam & condensate leak at 4am, what i miss ... hey Rotary wrote a song.

25,069 hits, 832 replies not bad.

[charveldan]

Had to fix steam & condensate leak at 4am, what i miss ... hey Rotary wrote a song.

25,069 hits, 832 replies not bad.

[Hardtail]

So, based on the number of pages, had to stop in & see what this trainwreck is all about. So is a 35 year old - old for you or young for you ? A 35 year old would wear this old dog out ...

[Hardtail]

So, based on the number of pages, had to stop in & see what this trainwreck is all about. So is a 35 year old - old for you or young for you ? A 35 year old would wear this old dog out ...

[Sheik_Yerbouti]

 

Originally Posted by TurboRotary13b

I threw up at a taco bell,

Don't ask me, I'll couldn't tell

It's the most god aweful smell,

And now I'm on my way.

I'd trade my freedom for a drink,

So drunk I'm running for a sink

I wasn't ready for adulthood,

I'm just misunderstood.

Creeper stare was holdin',

Red eyes, vomit was flowin'

Hot flashes, crazyness was showin'

Where you think you're going, baby?

Hey, I just met you,

And this is crazy,

I'm Charveldan,

Can I get a ride, maybe?

It's hard to drive straight,

With a 2.08,

But what the hell,

One night in a cell, maybe?

Hey, I just met you,

And this is crazy,

I'm Charveldan,

Can I get a ride, maybe?

And all the city cops,

Try to chase me,

But what the hell,

One night in a cell, maybe?

You did your time for the crime,

Should have learned in your prime

Now you've got no car at all,

Riding your Huffy to the mall.

You beg, and hitch, and bike

Have no foresight and it's like,

You stoped maturing at three,

That's why you're a parolee.

Creeper stare was holdin',

Red eyes, vomit was flowin'

Hot flashes, crazyness is showin'

Where you think you're going, baby?

Hey, My name is Charvel,

And I'm {censored}ing crazy,

Got in my car and went to jail,

Only one call, maybe?

It's hard to look right,

At the camera,

But here's my mugshot,

Score some online cred, maybe?

Hey, My name is now Tina,

And this is crazy,

But here's cell number,

Gonna get raped, maybe?

And all the prison boys,

Try to chase me,

But here's cell number,

So hollow me out, maybe?

Now you came in my ass.

I messed up so bad

I messed up so bad

I messed up so, so bad

Now you came in my ass.

I messed up so bad

And you should know that

I messed up so, so bad

It's hard to {censored} right,

I'm ripped baby,

There is a lot of blood,

So call a paramedic, maybe?

Hey, I just met you,

And this is crazy,

Just had my second gay experience,

30 stitches, maybe?

And all the bondsmen,

Try to chase me,

But my mom is paying,

So call her, maybe?

Now I'm on my Huffy

And the weather is so bad

The weather is so bad

My life is so, so sad

Before I had a car

I miss it so bad

And you should know that

I'll need a ride, maybe?

 

LOOOOOOOOOOOOLOLOLOLOL!!!

Epic!

[Sheik_Yerbouti]

 

Originally Posted by TurboRotary13b

I threw up at a taco bell,

Don't ask me, I'll couldn't tell

It's the most god aweful smell,

And now I'm on my way.

I'd trade my freedom for a drink,

So drunk I'm running for a sink

I wasn't ready for adulthood,

I'm just misunderstood.

Creeper stare was holdin',

Red eyes, vomit was flowin'

Hot flashes, crazyness was showin'

Where you think you're going, baby?

Hey, I just met you,

And this is crazy,

I'm Charveldan,

Can I get a ride, maybe?

It's hard to drive straight,

With a 2.08,

But what the hell,

One night in a cell, maybe?

Hey, I just met you,

And this is crazy,

I'm Charveldan,

Can I get a ride, maybe?

And all the city cops,

Try to chase me,

But what the hell,

One night in a cell, maybe?

You did your time for the crime,

Should have learned in your prime

Now you've got no car at all,

Riding your Huffy to the mall.

You beg, and hitch, and bike

Have no foresight and it's like,

You stoped maturing at three,

That's why you're a parolee.

Creeper stare was holdin',

Red eyes, vomit was flowin'

Hot flashes, crazyness is showin'

Where you think you're going, baby?

Hey, My name is Charvel,

And I'm {censored}ing crazy,

Got in my car and went to jail,

Only one call, maybe?

It's hard to look right,

At the camera,

But here's my mugshot,

Score some online cred, maybe?

Hey, My name is now Tina,

And this is crazy,

But here's cell number,

Gonna get raped, maybe?

And all the prison boys,

Try to chase me,

But here's cell number,

So hollow me out, maybe?

Now you came in my ass.

I messed up so bad

I messed up so bad

I messed up so, so bad

Now you came in my ass.

I messed up so bad

And you should know that

I messed up so, so bad

It's hard to {censored} right,

I'm ripped baby,

There is a lot of blood,

So call a paramedic, maybe?

Hey, I just met you,

And this is crazy,

Just had my second gay experience,

30 stitches, maybe?

And all the bondsmen,

Try to chase me,

But my mom is paying,

So call her, maybe?

Now I'm on my Huffy

And the weather is so bad

The weather is so bad

My life is so, so sad

Before I had a car

I miss it so bad

And you should know that

I'll need a ride, maybe?

 

LOOOOOOOOOOOOLOLOLOLOL!!!

Epic!

[charveldan]

 

Originally Posted by Hardtail

So, based on the number of pages, had to stop in & see what this trainwreck is all about. So is a 35 year old - old for you or young for you ? A 35 year old would wear this old dog out ...

 

Hadn't been with a chick that young in a while. she rocked my world and only wanted one thing. Sex like that is addicting. 35 = sexual prime.

[charveldan]

 

Originally Posted by Hardtail

So, based on the number of pages, had to stop in & see what this trainwreck is all about. So is a 35 year old - old for you or young for you ? A 35 year old would wear this old dog out ...

 

Hadn't been with a chick that young in a while. she rocked my world and only wanted one thing. Sex like that is addicting. 35 = sexual prime.

[fretless]

 

Originally Posted by megawzrd

came across charveldan

 

chest or cheeks ?

<_>

>_>

[fretless]

 

Originally Posted by megawzrd

came across charveldan

 

chest or cheeks ?

<_>

>_>

[TurboRotary13b]

 

Originally Posted by TheRymanChu

Excellent lyrics Turbo13B. Now we just need to get Loop to record it.

 

That's the idea!

[TurboRotary13b]

 

Originally Posted by TheRymanChu

Excellent lyrics Turbo13B. Now we just need to get Loop to record it.

 

That's the idea!