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Krugga when I spit,

{censored}s hotter than plasma,

I leave yo girl breathless,

like a fit of athsma,

I'm so cold,

keep it froze in the summa

You can call me a {censored}in taser,

Cause I'm that numba one stunna

I'm leadin these hood rats,

like I'm the pied piper,

I'm the {censored},

Like the contents of a dirty diaper

Just do you thang dude,

I got that vision,

I'll be running yo block,

while you get reach arounds in prison.




({censored} I have to go to work)
:facepalm:


{censored}ing LOL

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{censored}ing LOL

 

My favorite line, by far.

 

Here, I'll give it a go.

 

This is HCAF, bitch, you've stepped into another dimension.

Posting lulz, maps, and gtfo is our intention.

We don't play guitar, we play amplifiers and mingle.

Some of us even spit fireballs better than engl.

We all drop facepalms like napalm

and like to think that we fuked ur mom.

And when you step back and look at it from a different angle,

you realize that this is just a silly jingle.

 

 

:facepalm::facepalm:

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My favorite line, by far.


Here, I'll give it a go.


This is HCAF, bitch, you've stepped into another dimension.

Posting lulz, maps, and gtfo is our intention.

We don't play guitar, we play amplifiers and mingle.

Some of us even spit fireballs better than engl.

We all drop facepalms like napalm

and like to think that we fuked ur mom.

And when you step back and look at it from a different angle,

you realize that this is just a silly jingle.



:facepalm:
:facepalm:



Last line ruined it for me :o

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I wanted this thread the moment I lurked it. :love:

Now that I am unbant I must present to you my lyrics:

ASSAULT WITH A SILENT BUT DEADLY WEAPON

Striking quietly like a trained ninja
Lashing out with gas from within ya
An attack that surely will make short work of any foe
They weren't taking me seriously
So the smell shall spread contagiously
Mother{censored}ers drop when I silently let one go

Corrosive fumes
Liquify your eyes
Melting flesh
Leaving only a pile
Of abandoned clothes
Bleached by the stink
It fills the room
Smell my killer poo

Without warning...
Assault with a silent but deadly weapon
Without warning...
They couldn't escape the fatal scent
So they die...
Victims of a stench most foul
Mortified...
Dead

Taking bitches out without a sound
You know I'm the stankiest brother around
Volatile emissions are where it's at, fo sho
Stupid mother{censored}ers didn't see it coming
A fatal shockwave from within my plumbing
My ass is a sewer and you're drowning in my fatal flow

Mortality
Perilous perfume
A single whiff
Could easily end your life
Excruciating pain
Brief insanity
A horrible end
From a stench most foul

Without warning...
Assault with a silent but deadly weapon
Without warning...
They couldn't escape the fatal scent
So they die...
Victims of a stench most foul
Mortified...
Dead


It's actually sort of a metal song but the verses are rapped.

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I'm so win I make gold medals look bronze when compared to :mad:

I gets yoar wimmins vaggie slicker than teh fonzes hairdu :WAT::o

Don't press mah buttonz mang I'll PWN u like a stickam kid,

I take your webcam n anal you with it while I jerk off to that boxxy kid :mad:

 

WAT :o

 

My toanez is immeasurable, if you had my toanes you would realise taht your rig sounds quite impleasurable :n00b:

I gots taht trimap taht will tame yuor ass wit spanky cleans :love:WAOOW!

Then when you think you're safe i {censored}in switch to channel 3(B) :mad::rawk:

tahts when you realise, your {censored}in toane sound like a DAWWG {censored}

tahts when you hear mah toanes and it juss caves ur BAWWLZ IN

 

None o you dumbass mother{censored}iz can handle ma toanes.

 

{censored} ya'll

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I got sumtin' to say, and I need the world to hear it.
Traffic, traffic lookin' fo my chapstick, feelin' kinda car sick, there's a Ford Maverick.
I'm a lyricologist. I can rap about anything.
Shrink, shrink. Blinkity-blink. Tried to make me think.
Wanna go to my sink. And vomit.
Clean it up wit' Comet. Earth is my planet.
See? I'm the shiznit.

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