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Quote Originally Posted by Sex Panther

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Beat me to it.


EDIT: BTW, your post is pretty ironic, too....

 

Yeah, considering I did not type it in a frothing rage, and actual replaced "thread" with "post(s)", you would think I would catch that......facepalm.gifbiggrin.gif


That's what happens when I try to 'scoop' the other reporters, Clarkredface.gif

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Quote Originally Posted by Phrophus

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Damn you Hardvalve. The flag {censored}'s the funny one.

 

Dude the other day I was cruising around with Ben and a couple other people (forgot who) and somehow they started talking about the states.....Ben actually thought there were 52 states, and that Puerto Rico was one of them facepalm.giffacepalm.giffacepalm.giffacepalm.giffacepalm.gif
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Quote Originally Posted by nightflameauto

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You know, that "story" was all over the news two days ago and somebody pops off, "I wonder what Robert's reaction is gonna be?"


I said, "he's gonna whine and pout and then run away like a little bitch."


Todays "story" was that he packed all his {censored} and moved out of the house they shared, then put out a statement that he's so embarrassed and ashamed.


Robert Pattinson: proving to the world he's exactly the man we all thought he was. Shoulda smacked a bitch and told her to GTFO.


I hate that my wife makes me know this {censored}.

 

In my limited experience with cheating bitches, there is only one thing to do.


1. wait for her to come groveling back in tears. go to her place

2. Bend her over and {censored} her in the ass.

3. drag her onto the floor and blast in her face, pron style.

4. throw a $20 bill on the floor next to her and walk the {censored} out with your head hung high.

5. turn around and stare into her glazed over eyes, take notice of the sheer terror/disgust/confusion griping her very soul and shout

"There can be only one, highlander"

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Quote Originally Posted by nightflameauto

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ruppert240, that's beautiful.


All I'm absolutely sure of is it should never end with you losing your house to the cheating bitch and telling all your friends (or the press) that you're embarrassed and ashamed.

 


I didn't think of step 5 when this took place. If I had it all to do over again I sure as hell would haveicon_lol.gif

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Quote Originally Posted by Marc G

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God Damn it it's YOU'RE NOT YOUR!!!!... in the 4th line that is... and it's THAT'S jesus...who checks this {censored} before they make it permanent!?!

 

Did you also realize that they spelled "realise" incorrectly?
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