Members StankNasty Posted April 19, 2012 Members Share Posted April 19, 2012 Originally Posted by Kenny Powers how the {censored} did NO ONE die??? What doesn't kill you... ...mangles & disables you permanently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members skinny mawkis Posted April 19, 2012 Members Share Posted April 19, 2012 Originally Posted by madrigal77 Note to old ladies: The supermarket is not a drive through. Also, the gas pedal makes you go faster and the brake makes you stop. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c19i2ILFpkY Good thing she aimed right for the {censored}in baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rleechb Posted April 19, 2012 Members Share Posted April 19, 2012 Originally Posted by skinny mawkis Good thing she aimed right for the {censored}in baby. Friggin dumbass old ladies. If I was retarded enough to mix up the gas and the brake, I'd at least steer myself into a {censored}ing wall instead of taking out a bunch of people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members fr0sty Posted April 19, 2012 Members Share Posted April 19, 2012 Thanks to page 379 for bringing the lulz back... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members madrigal77 Posted April 19, 2012 Members Share Posted April 19, 2012 Originally Posted by rleechb Friggin dumbass old ladies. If I was retarded enough to mix up the gas and the brake, I'd at least steer myself into a {censored}ing wall instead of taking out a bunch of people. The thing that gets me about these things (and this happens in my city a few times a year), is wouldn't you AT LEAST take your foot off the gas, instead of continuing to gun it?!?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members danyeo Posted April 20, 2012 Members Share Posted April 20, 2012 This is still funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members donsimon76 Posted April 20, 2012 Members Share Posted April 20, 2012 Originally Posted by madrigal77 Note to old ladies: The supermarket is not a drive through. Also, the gas pedal makes you go faster and the brake makes you stop. That was here in Jacksonville, FL the other day! I remember seeing the video and watching them lift the car and that was when they pulled a guy out from under it. Totally nuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Y0UNGBL00D Posted April 20, 2012 Members Share Posted April 20, 2012 most retahrded, {censored}ed up bull{censored} happens in FL, especially jax. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members Rock Hardness Posted April 20, 2012 Members Share Posted April 20, 2012 D.U.I.O.A. Driving Under the Influence of Old Age It seems that in Florida, they take your licensce from you when you reach the Pearly Gates. I work for a health care provider. This stuff happens all the time. "Hey, can you go remove the power from the automatic doors outside dermatology??" "How come?" "Somebody drove through them and halfway into the waiting room." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JR13 Posted April 20, 2012 Members Share Posted April 20, 2012 my dad told me to take his license when he started driving like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members StankNasty Posted April 20, 2012 Members Share Posted April 20, 2012 This reinforces the stereotype that Florida is just one big retirement home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members decode6 Posted April 20, 2012 Members Share Posted April 20, 2012 Originally Posted by madrigal77 The thing that gets me about these things (and this happens in my city a few times a year), is wouldn't you AT LEAST take your foot off the gas, instead of continuing to gun it?!?!? In for a penny, in for a pound. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ovid9 Posted April 20, 2012 Members Share Posted April 20, 2012 I wish I went to this HS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members StankNasty Posted April 20, 2012 Members Share Posted April 20, 2012 Originally Posted by Ovid9 I wish I went to this HS. FTMFW If their mascot is a dude in a brown furry suit, Imma die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guidedbyechoes Posted April 20, 2012 Members Share Posted April 20, 2012 Originally Posted by StankNasty FTMFW If their mascot is a dude in a brown furry suit, Imma die. I don't want to dash your dreams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mermph Posted April 20, 2012 Members Share Posted April 20, 2012 Looks like the Millanium Falcon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members Kuz929 Posted April 20, 2012 Members Share Posted April 20, 2012 Originally Posted by Ovid9 I wish I went to this HS. hahahaha no {censored}ing {censored}! my aunt teaches at that school in PA!! Allentown, PA, Parkland High omg thats amazing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members chrispsullivan Posted April 20, 2012 Members Share Posted April 20, 2012 Originally Posted by soundgardener75 OMFG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members Murdoch Posted April 20, 2012 Members Share Posted April 20, 2012 OMG this poor stupid bastard...I definitely lulzed though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members SiCkboy78 Posted April 20, 2012 Members Share Posted April 20, 2012 Originally Posted by Marc G Ahh. Hell yes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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